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===Outline=== | |||
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| 00:00 - 00:39 || Intro | |||
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| 00:40 - 04:05 || The Nativity | |||
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| 04:06 - 06:25 || Mary and Jesus | |||
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| 06:26 - 08:09 || Joseph and Mary | |||
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| 08:10 - 09:06 || Jesus | |||
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| 09:07 - 11:21 || The Throne | |||
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| 11:22 - 12:26 || Prayer | |||
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| 12:27 - 13:39 || Psychic | |||
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[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.''] | |||
"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"<br> | |||
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu<br> | |||
Part 3 [''sic''] | |||
[''The music abruptly cuts out and the background changes to a wintery forest, with Chris in front of it.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' And there was the scene where Bubbles as Pharisee Woman cleansed Jesus's feet, and Jesus rebooked her husband, played by a regular male Sonichu, and a scene of the re- of the reenactment of the Last Supper folowed by Cal Sonichu as Judas, bartering for the betrayal of Jesus. And then the scene by Judas facing Jesus surrounded by his soldiers. Jesus said- I mean Judas said to Jesus I gotta get this down... | |||
[''A drawing of [[Homos|Judas kissing Jesus on the lips]] appears on screen.''] | |||
'''Judas:''' Praise, rabbi. | |||
'''Chris:''' Then Judas kisses Jesus on the lips for a second or two. Judas leaves and Jesus asks: | |||
'''Jesus:''' Hey, where are you going? | |||
'''Chris:''' As the suporters of J- of Jesus fled off stage, Jesus was apprehended. | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' Nightstar Sonichu as the High Priest asked for the witnesses, only to find none. Then the priest sentences Jesus to death. Jesus was taken to the Pilate for the trial. Peter says to Jesus: | |||
'''Peter:''' I do not know you. | |||
'''Chris:''' Ehhhhhhh [''unintellibigle'']. Perceptor Sonchu as the Pilate stands before Jesus at the trial and asked him... [''loses his place''] Perceptor Sonichu as the Pilate stands before Jesus at the trial and asks him: | |||
'''Pilate:''' Are you just the king of the [[Michael Snyder|Jews]]? | |||
'''Chris:''' Jesus replies: | |||
'''Jesus:''' You said it, I didn't. | |||
'''Pilate:''' Do you know the crimes that have been put against you? | |||
'''Chris:'''Jesus does not respond but in the paused moment as the lights cut a light- a spotlight remains on Jesus. Jesus says aloud his thoughts in the moment. | |||
'''Jesus:''' As i have foreseen it, even if I testify by destiny and prophecy I will be crucified anyway, so, I converse my- I conserve my energy for the Resurrection of mine from the cross. [''sigh''] It's a thing I gotta do and I gotta roll with it. | |||
'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on teh- he- Pilate require- inquires the witnesses that were false. One of them shouts: | |||
'''False Witness:''' He said he would destroy the temple and restore it in three days! | |||
'''Chris:''' Everyone shouts out: | |||
'''Crowd:''' Crucify him! | |||
'''Chris:''' Nightstar Sonichu as Barabbas was brought in and the Pilate asked the witnesses: | |||
'''Pilate:''' This man Bara-- | |||
[''There is an abrupt edit.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -and Pilate asked the witnesses: | |||
'''Pilate:''' This man Barabbas is convicted of murder and insurrection. Would you rather I release- | |||
[''A drawing abruptly appears, showing Jesus and Barabbas kneeling before Pilate.''] | |||
'''Pilate:''' -Jesus or Barabbas? | |||
'''Chris:''' Witnesses shouted: | |||
'''Crowd:''' Release Barabbas, crucify Jesus! Derrrrrrrrr! | |||
'''Chris:''' They continued even as the Pilate asked: | |||
'''Pilate:''' Why? What crime has Jesus committed? | |||
'''Chris:''' With a groan the Pilate dipped her hands into the nearby bowl of water. | |||
'''Pilate:''' Very well. Release Barabbas and deliver Jesus. I wash my hands of this. Let Jesus'- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Pilate:''' -blood be on your hands. | |||
'''Chris:''' The lights cut off as Jesus is relocated off stage right to get the crown of thorns on his head as the crowd of the cast of regular Sonichus and Roseshus line up along the curtain- | |||
[''A picture abruptly appears, showing Jesus/Sonichu carrying a cross past a group of onlookers.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -and the lights come on as Jesus carries the cross acro- across the stage. Along the jeering crowd. Then he is tied to the cross and placed upright. Jesus shouts: | |||
'''Jesus:''' My God, my God! | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Jesus:''' [[Kick the Autistic|Why am I forsaken?]] | |||
'''Chris:''' Then he collapses into death. | |||
[''A picture appears, showing Jesus/Sonichu tied to the cross.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' Angelica narrates as the lights come up and the scenery is changed. | |||
'''Angelica:''' Jesus Christ had died on the cross at Golgaltha. His body had been laid to rest in the tomb. Jesus was fighting another battle- | |||
[''The drawing disappers.''] | |||
'''Angelica:''' -as the sins he had absorbed saw his soul fall to [[Ruckersville|Hell]]. | |||
'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on to reveal Jesus in the center stage with the Sonichus and Rosechus behind bars, groaning and moaning from their punishments amongst red streamers on the stage floor. Stage grips moving cardboard- | |||
[''The background abruptly shifts to a floating crucifix surrounded by light; religious music begins to play.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -cutouts of demons scurrying aobut. Jamsta Sonichu as Satan approaches Jesus. | |||
'''Satan:''' Welcome to the Hell, Son of God... Yes! | |||
[''Abrupt edit''] | |||
'''Chris:''' And Satan falls- | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing Jesuschu punching Satanchu.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -with a Sky Uppercut. Bor a- Jesus takes Sa- Satan's keys. Satan rolls away stage right. Jesus breaks the cardboard demons in the middle and Jesus lifts a hand and emits a light and controlled Blue Thundershock symbolizing holy flames. The- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -stage lights go from red to blue. Jesus frees all the sinners and forgives them. The freed ones leave stage right. Jesus returns to center stage and stomps his left foot. [''Chris does this.''] The lights cut off. Angelica narrrates as the streamers are picked up and the scener- scenery quickly changed. | |||
'''Angelica:''' Jesus conquers Hell and death by taking Satan's keys and freeing the lost souls, cleansing Hell into nothing but holy flame and light. Three days in the tomb Jesus' body had lay, and then as the divine holy light shines upon the body Jesus Christ returns and he is resurrected. | |||
'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on revealing Jesus lying in a casket, with the cave entrance blocked by a large stone nearby. Jesus wakes up and sits up and gets out of casket. Aloud he says: | |||
'''Jesus:''' Right. | |||
[''A picture appears, showing Jesuschu in the tomb standing outside the casket.''] | |||
'''Jesus:''' [''Snaps fingers.''] I freed the sinners, time to announce my return. | |||
'''Chris:''' Jesus slams the boulder away and lock- walks right out of the tomb, and off stage. The [[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Mary and Mary Magdalene walk to the tomb's entrance and see the stone rolled away with the tomb empty. | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Mary:''' What the...? Where's Jesus? | |||
'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] | |||
'''Other Mary:''' Uh... I don't know. Who can roll this boulder away? | |||
'''Chris:''' Angelica Rosechu comes down and sits against the casket. She tells Mary and... she tells the two Marys: | |||
'''Angelica:''' Do not be afraid. Jesus is crucified and Jesus has risen. As you can see, he is not here. Go and tell Peter and the Disciples that Jesus has gone to Galilee. You shall find him safe, alive, healthy and well there. | |||
'''Chris:''' The two start off toward stage left as Jesus walks toward them and says: | |||
'''Jesus:''' Hey, Mary. | |||
'''Chris:''' The two Marys looked up and praise the Lord and they both hugged him. Jesus tell them: | |||
'''Jesus:''' Be not afraid. Okay. Go tell my brethren that I shall meet them in Galilee. | |||
'''Chris:''' As the lights cut off, the scenery is rolled away. Angelica walks toward stage right and narrates. | |||
'''Angelica:''' And so the two Marys told all Jesus's Disciples and the eleven Disciples went to Galilee to find Jesus. | |||
'''Chris:''' [''Briefly loses his place.''] Okay the lights cut back on. The Disciples stand before Jesus on stage and praise him. Peter approaches, checks and see the scars, which were essentially makeup at this point cuz we're talkin' about a play here, in his hands and touches his shoulder, and steps back against Jesus and... he's, no I'm sorry. And touches his shoulder then steps back, aghast. Jesus asks Peter three times: | |||
'''Jesus:''' Do you love me? | |||
'''Peter:''' Yes. | |||
'''Chris:''' [''stuttering''] Peter answers every time yes, with tears in his eyes... the third time. Jesus says to his Disiples: | |||
'''Jesus:''' I am blessed with the powers of the heavens, cosmos and earth. Go forth and teach all nations to always be mindful, observant, and follow in the path of light power and good. Also cues are signs and the angels, cosmos and light. Do- | |||
[''A picture appears, showing Jesuschu with his hand on a portal.''] | |||
'''Jesus:''' -not ever dismiss them. We Gods and Goddesses are always with all of you. Including I. Even though we're not perfect, either. Keep faith and have no doubt within. Go forth with blessings and good, all of you. | |||
'''Chris:''' Everyone vacates the stage as Angelica approaches the center stage with her last narration of the play. | |||
'''Angelica:''' And Jesus walked away from his Disciples into a portal of light. | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Angelica:''' Jesus continued on in immortal life, never again dying physically. Jesus continued his walks of... on earth life, going from one place to another and assuming different identities and forms. | |||
'''Chris:''' Sonichu Prime, still as Jesus, walks onstage from stage right as from... as from stage... left a regular Sonichu female brought out a large blue turtle plush and a llama plush and stood between them in a line. Jesus stood beside the llama. Following Jesus was a Sonichu donned like an [[Niggos|African man]], followed by one who was a monk, a few others in varying forms followed by... followed one by one dressed in der- in... followed by one dressed in Egyptian garb like one of Cleopatra's advisors. A few others including some female Sonichu and female Rosechu... ending with Punchy dressed up as [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Aang the Airbender]]- | |||
[''A picture appears, showing all of this.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -Bubbles as Korra and Nightstar as Sylvia, Merlin's assistant, now I'm talking Merlin the magician. Angelica continued: | |||
'''Angelica:''' So in summary, Jesus Christ is the one Avatar of Existence and God of Gods. He still walks among us today. From a veil separate half of our earth right here, but not like how we all have come to know of his famous past self. | |||
'''Chris:''' The next part has some preface so... Christian, you know, Christian Chandler, his counterpart, yeah he had to do some research into my Goddess form. Even- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -got into talking with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptune Blonde Noir Invert of Gamindustri]] to learn of Scarlet Leroux, the original CPU Goddess Blue Heart, Comma and the Commodore consoles. The outfit of Goddess Blue Heart matched what I was wearing and wear today, in that divine intervention card I gave to Crystallina. That's another detail that's gonna be revealed when I get to revealing the rest of these parts of the Goddess Log pages, this was written before that, anyway... da da da da, Chris had a specially tailored one-piece suit and shin guard wear, plus the Commodore wings made... and had to wear and fill a [[Muscle bra|D-cup padded bra]] under the one-piece, and slip a shaped blue colored cover over his Sonichu form's tail and get dolled up in the bless- in this [[Transgender|blessed portrayal]]. | |||
[''Chris fumbles for the camera momentarily, then disappears. The credits scroll up the screen, still cut off on one side. Typos included.''] | |||
Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel: Angelica<br> | |||
Three Wise Men: Nightstar,<br> | |||
Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu<br> | |||
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy:<br> | |||
Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla<br> | |||
Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu<br> | |||
King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu<br> | |||
Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu<br> | |||
Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild<br> | |||
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman:<br> | |||
Judas: Cal Sonichu<br> | |||
Pilate: Perceptor<br> | |||
Barabas: Nightstar<br> | |||
James: Inuyasha Sonichu<br> | |||
Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu<br> | |||
Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime<br> | |||
Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu | |||
"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"<br> | |||
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu<br> | |||
Part 5 coming soon | |||
[''The music continues briefly before the video ends.''] | |||
}} | |||
==Part Five== | ==Part Five== | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
{{collapsible|Transcript| | |||
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard. Overtop a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.''] | |||
"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"<br> | |||
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu<br> | |||
Part 5 and Epilogue | |||
[''"Auld Lang Syne" abruptly changes to religious music as the background is replaced with a floating crucifix surrounded by light, with Chris in front of it.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' Angelica continues as two cardboard clouds close together hover above the stage by telekinesis from Magi-Chan. And Chris Chan Sonichu and the Goddess Blue Heart cosplay hovers over the clouds and between the alignment, and over the curtain rods. [''Coughs.''] | |||
'''Angelica:''' Our Lord Messiah and savior has revealed herself recently, and this is fact. In case you haven't yet read the re- watched the news reports last June Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime herself had appeared here person in Cwcville. So yes, everyone. | |||
'''Chris:''' Angelica spreads her wings as a spotlight shines on the two clouds. They part sideways and Chris Chan Sonichu, playing as I, descends towards the stage. | |||
'''Angelica:''' Jesus Christ has returned! Yay! | |||
'''Chris:''' The audience applauds as Chris touches down onto center stage. Angelica collapses her wings and steps toward stage left. Chris steps forward in an image eye [?]. Chris puts out his hands and the audience goes silent, and Chris starts to speak, and I personally directly speak through him from now to this moment imp- from when I- from when I wrote this particular page of the Goddess Log back on November 22nd, 2002, from when I wrote this I wrote it into that moment in the play back in December 2005. | |||
[''A drawing of Chris Chan Sonichu appears.''] | |||
'''Chris Chan Sonichu:''' Greetings, everyone. I bless all of you who are good, neutral, light-powered and righteous, and those all redeeming themselves. I speak well and true that I have indeed returned to guide all of you with the best of my powers, abilities and skills. As I have observed this blessed and accurate play dawned [?] by none other than our blessed Angelica Rosechu, and all in the cast, and witnessed by all of you, the kind audience and individuals. | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris Chan Sonichu:''' At present tense in December 2005, our earth halves of 1218 and C-197 are starting to become whole and undivided once again. It is quite the process. Nearly 17 years from now in 2022, the 1218 half of our earth shall be cleansed and healed of all toxic evil darkest-seeing individuals, and all demons and devils and hellful doubt shall be cleared off both halves of the earth, and the- as the veil barrier and divisions between the 1218 and C-197 halves and everything and everyone on them... are removed our- all shall be tangible and coexistent with each other as we have been and for- should have been since the [[Thinking_with_Portals#Merlin's_Deal_with_Chris|division in 1389 AD]]. I continue to do my best now in 2022 and onward in forever immortal life. I keep all of you in my thoughts and prayers. Support and have faith in all that is good, right-powered and righteous. Doubt stems demons so keep faith and have no doubt within. Thank you all with continued safety, health, well-being and livelihood. [''Snaps fingers.'']] Kra-KOW! | |||
'''Chris:''' The audience goes into massive applause. Chris comes back ins- into himself as everyone starts taking their bows and gratitude. While Chris spoke on my behalf, Inuyasha Son- Inuyasha went up to Angelica and said: | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' That's not in the script! | |||
'''Chris:''' Angelica responded: | |||
'''Angelica:''' I realize that, but I know Jesus Christ herself must be speaking through Chri- through Chris tonight. | |||
'''Chris:''' Inuyasha checks Chris- checked Chris's heart and sees the inner veils slash inner timeline connections with- with I. | |||
[''Pause and sigh.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' I- Yes, Inuyasha, I did speak through Chris, I telepathically tell her. During the play, Walsh and Sylvana had uh, piqued, had watched with piqued interest. [[Liquid Chris|Liquidchu]] watched with some interest but [[Yawning Squirtle|yawned]] during Angelica's narrations. Blake was actually impressed with their acting chops, and he was really favoring Bubbles Rosechu's scene, and seeing Bubbles donned like Korra, the Ava- the Avatar- | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing Blake thinking of Bubbles dressed as Korra.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -past self of mine, Blake went wild with imagination on how adventurous and cool Bubbles looked. The video recording- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -of this play was made available on DVD sales a week later. | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing a hand holding a DVD copy of the play.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' It sold very well. Even the President of the United States- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -in 2005... [''Chris looks to the side as if the President's name is there.''] ...George Bush Jr, he bought a copy and enjoyed watching it with his wife. Chris and Magi-Chan hosted the one-hour after-show cast party backstage. Everyone mingled and talked of their feelings of enlightenment from when they had acted out the roles. Jamsta Sonichu commented to Lolisa and [[Family_Guy#The_Cleveland_Show|Rallo [?]]] and a few others: | |||
'''Jamsta:''' It was a strange thing, it was a thing playing the Devil. Rehearsing and acting the lines, I actually felt some twinge from within, in the show as if it must go on I felt like I was almost sucked into a darkness. Then I literally saw Jesus Christ Chan herself as Sonichu hit me with that uppercut, pushing that darkness out of me and instilling forgiveness. Oh man, I will never, ever forget that. | |||
'''Chris:''' Jamsata played a little bit of Beethoven's 5th, dun-dun-dun-dunnnn, followed by the sounds of a calm quiet stream on a sunny and rainbow-blessed day. Lolisa quipped: | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing Jamsta and Lolisa sitting on chairs, talking.''] | |||
'''Lolisa:''' Well, you've had a taste of the Dark Side, but the Jedi light power overwhelmed them in the end with the Force. | |||
'''Jamsta:''' Really? Star Wars notes? | |||
'''Lolisa:''' Sure, why not? | |||
'''Chris:''' That group laughed, heh. | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' And Sonichu told Rosie, Wild, Punchy and Bubbles: | |||
'''Sonichu:''' Playing the role of Jesus, I felt his energy flowing through me, I was like, "Wow." When I went into that off-script- | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing Sonichu, Rosie, Wild, Punchy and Bubbles.''] | |||
'''Sonichu:''' -dialogue about numbers in the clouds' aura and that bit of diving into the center star of the universe and seeing the future. And I do empathize with the internal struggles coming to terms with his revelations. And while Magi-Chan was only acting- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Sonichu:''' -I felt and saw Lavesh Sonichu in the present moment guiding me. | |||
'''Chris:''' Rosie commented: | |||
'''Rosie:''' I saw and felt that too, all that too. | |||
'''Chris:''' Rosie commented: | |||
'''Rosie:''' I saw and felt all that too, as you spoke and preached. It was almost as strong and mighty as Angelica when she preaches. I felt and got chills and goosebumps. | |||
'''Chris:''' Punchy also said: | |||
'''Punchy:''' Hmm. When I looked into your hands, Sonichu, I saw Jesus Christ Chan and her hands with those scars. It is no coincidence. | |||
'''Chris:''' They all nodded in agreement. Chris had uh, mostly recovered from his connection with me, but he recalled it all very vividly as he told Crystalina, Angelica, Inuyasha, Night Star and Magi-Chan: | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' I could swear I saw- | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing 2005 Chris with the imaginary friends he just listed.''] | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' -into the over-extensive mind and soul of my 1218 half-subcounterpart, herself. If I had not met her before then in person, I'd probably call myself crazy, but [[Chris and reality|I'm not crazy]], I really do know that. I know that really well. | |||
'''Chris:''' Crystallina responded: | |||
'''Crystallina:''' I've foreseen you- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Crystallina:''' -going through a distant mental link. And I sense you saw more than what you ended up speaking. | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' You're right, Sis, I saw some tiny- I saw some time in 2022. The world recovering from some viral pandemic, Russia terrorizing Ukraine, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] was as a condemned former President? And God in jail on irony and prophecy details, with her [[April 2023|release from jail]] needing to happen a lot sooner. | |||
'''Chris:''' Magi-Chan and Night Star nodded. Magi-Chan said: | |||
'''Magi-Chan:''' This confirms a lot of foreknown details for our timeline. I shall need to step up my personal interactions with Christine shortly enough. | |||
'''Chris:''' Night Star went: | |||
'''Night Star:''' I linked up with you in that moment, Chris, and I got confirmations of a [[My Little Pony Protests|rushed premature future in Equestira]] and on Earth. I'll share these details with Celestia herself and with my friend Twilight. | |||
'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] | |||
'''?????:''' It was a good grief of a confirmation. | |||
'''Chris:''' Inuyasha added: | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' I got a telepathic message from Christ-Chan. It was definitely her from the future speaking to Chris tonight. | |||
'''Chris:''' Magi-Chan says: | |||
'''Magi-Chan:''' On one hand this is very good, for we can prepare better for these future events. But on the other, what was said thru Chris here - recorded and likely to be interpreted directly by certain wrong humans and individuals - it can either be ignored or it can be manifested into quite the year in 2022 in our C-197 half of this Earth as well as the undivided whole Earth of ours. | |||
'''Night Star:''' And not to mention the resonance fom Earth to all the other planets, including Equestria. | |||
'''Chris:''' Night Star adds. | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' Plus... | |||
'''Chris:''' ...Inuyasha adds... | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' ...the solar maximus and solar flares, that will add more seeds to the chaos unless they actuall- unless they actually seed the chaos. | |||
'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] Hmm. Okay. Chris starts to smirk. | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' Inuyasha Sonichu, what would we do without [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Firebenders]] like you to absorb the heat? | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' The way you say it, Christian, that's a- that's such a [[Random-access humor|grass-type take on taking the heat]]. | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' Well, you said it. | |||
[''Chris abruptly disappears. A few seconds later, text scrolls up the screen. Typos are left intact.] | |||
This Christmas Play was one of the<br> | |||
multitude of other events in the<br> | |||
past of Cwcville and the Special<br> | |||
Sonichus and Rosechus consciously<br> | |||
revealed to me.<br> | |||
Rest assured, there is much, much<br> | |||
more. Details on collaboration<br> | |||
opportunity will be revealed soon<br> | |||
and only to the select and well-<br> | |||
trusted vew, and there shall be<br> | |||
more "Sonichu" books, counting and in<br> | |||
versions of the past books. "Stay<br> | |||
Tuned" is putting it mildly on that<br> | |||
bunch of details. | |||
Present moments, I continue to<br> | |||
encourage all of you to be kind<br> | |||
and good with each other, as well as<br> | |||
following what is Light Powered and<br> | |||
Good as all of the events that have<br> | |||
been divinel prophecised continue<br> | |||
onward. | |||
After all, it's Divine Timing,<br> | |||
not "Political Timing". | |||
I thank all of you for watching and<br> | |||
enjoying this reading and feature.<br> | |||
Stay creative, Be lovely with each<br> | |||
other, and, of course,<br> | |||
Be Safe and Well. | |||
Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. | |||
A JCWCSP Comics Production. | |||
[''The video ends.''] | |||
}} | |||
{{References}} | |||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]] |
Latest revision as of 03:16, 21 September 2024
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play is a series of videos where Chris reads the titular Christmas play starring Angelica Rosechu in front of a snow background accompanied by whimsical music. The videos are all around 10 to 15 minutes long. This is based on the "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in jail. New drawings occasionally appear in the video. He continues to shill OfficialCWCmart in the descriptions.
The Life and Times of Jesus Christ
Back in 2022, Praetor released "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ", a play Chris wrote in jail, which was sold on OfficialCWCmart as a part of the Praetor Jail Art. Chris would reuse this for the Christmas Play.
OfficialCWCmart listings
To pass the time in jail, Chris has been writing a lot. In addition to many other pieces, he has written an incredibly extensive play titled "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ." Chris has directed it to be narrated and made cohesive via video, with us going so far as to hire a voice actor. (Albeit from Fiver.)
The play itself will be released shortly. Chris drew pictures to illustrate and accompany the narration. This is one of those pictures. |
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A Sold Out Show | This play was written by Angelica Rosechu, according to Chris. In this picture, she introduces the play to a sold out crowd in CWCville Virginia. | 6 August 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Christ and Lavesh | Played by Sonichu Prime and Magi-Chan, Jesus Christ is visited by Lavesh, a psychic guide helping Jesus realize his place as the true messiah. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Christ Dispels the Merchants | In this piece, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) destroys the stands of vendors and merchants desecrating his holy temple. | 5 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Christ Raises Lazarus | This photo shows the dead Lazarus being commanded to rise from his tomb. There is some smudging on some of the words, with Christine stating that the ballpoint he was allotted in prison had very "smudgeable" ink. | 16 August 2023 | $120 | Sold |
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Christ Returns from Hell | After Christ's death, he descended into Hell to free the sinners there from the tortures of Satan. This picture is meant to depict the moment Christ Returns to his body, entombed. He stands up, preparing to reveal himself again to the world. | 16 August 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Christine Chandler Upon the Cross | In this piece, Chris himself in his Goddess Sonichu form is crucified as she calls out for God above. | 5 April 2023 | $175 | Sold |
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George Bush Enjoys the Play | Christine has stated that the play was recorded to DVD and was a bestseller in CWCville. The performance itself was written and acted for the citizens in 2005, authored by Angelica Rosechu. In this drawing American president George W. Bush watches the DVD, laughing at a scene depicting the disciple Peter being lead to walk on water with Jesus. Christine has drawn a couple of angles of this, which will be listed shortly. | 11 August 2023 | $150 | Sold |
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Jesus and Mary Magdalene | In this scene drawn from the play, Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene are shown growing up together. Ever since Jesus was a young Sonee, he had the power of divine insight. | 16 August 2023 | $175 | Sold |
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Jesus Christ Bears the Cross | In this inked picture, Jesus Christ (played by Sonichu Prime) drags his cross to Golgotha, the Mountain of The Skull, to be crucified. | 4 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Jesus Defeats the Devil | After Christ was Crucified, for the 3 days it took to rise he descended to hell to deal righteous punishments to the denizens of the underworld. Jesus, (played by Sonichu Prime) is seen here punching Satan (played by Jamsta Sonichu.) Little details were added, such as surrounding demons being cardboard cutouts, as this is meant to be a drawing of a play scene. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Jesus Feeds the Masses | This scene in particular is meant to be a rendition of the bible story of Christ divinely multiplying the bread and fish brought by the hungry masses. However, Christine noted a correction he wanted made. Christine states that Christ did not make more fish or bread, but instead infused holy power into each bite so that only a bite would be needed to sate hunger. | 9 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Jesus is Baptized | In this piece, John the Baptist baptizes Jesus. Receiving holy blessing, Christ is prepared to minister to the masses. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Jesus Makes Fishermen | In this depiction, Christ converts some anglers into his disciples. They're not fishers of men, they're Fishermen. | 5 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Jesus Ministers to the People | In this picture, Jesus Christ (acted in the play by Sonichu Prime) ministers to a group of eager disciples. | 4 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Jesus Rebukes the Demons | In this picture, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) is administering to a man possessed by demons. | 9 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Jesus Tempted in the Desert | In this ink drawing, Satan (played by Jamsta Sonichu) tries to tempt Jesus into sin with material wealth and deliverance from suffering. The Christ (played by Sonichu Prime) knows better, and rebukes him. | 10 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Judas kisses Jesus | On the Mount of Olives, Judas betrays Jesus by marking him with a kiss. Giving his rabbi up to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver, this inked drawing captures the moment. | 9 April 2023 | $150 | Sold |
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Lavesh Sonichu at the Ultimate Emerald Shrine | Here, Lavesh Sonichu (played by Magi-Chan) is shown entering the Ultimate Emerald Shrine, receiving the psychic power he will need to mentor Jesus Christ. | 16 August 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Pilate Washes his Hands | In this shot Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor tasked with judging Christ, washes his hands of the call and leaves it to the crowd. The bloodthirsty onlookers call for the Redeemer's crucifixion, dooming him. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Play Notes | In this piece, Sonichu Prime is given some notes on how the play went after the fact. Christine stated that this is an inside joke, and did not elaborate much more. Do with that what you will. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Post-Play Cast Discussion | This shot comes from after the play, as Christine details joining in a cast party. There, Chris discusses what it was like participating, entering trance like states and seeing into the future (as this play occured in 2005.) | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Sonichu and Bubbles | After the play, cast members within the play met and discussed the production. Pictured here Sonichu Prime admires Bubbles Rosechu, who played Elisabeth, Anna, and a Pharisee Woman in the production. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Sonichu on the Cross | Possibly one of the best images Chris has produced, here we see Sonichu crucified, forsaken by his people. And the Romans. | 5 April 2023 | $175 | Sold |
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Sonichu's Passover | In this drawing, Jesus (Played by Sonichu Prime) shares Jewish Passover with his Sonichu disciples. | 4 April 2023 | $175 | Sold |
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Taking Bows | As the play ends, the cast steps out to take bows. Angelica Rosechu gives a final statement, proclaiming the return of our savior. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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The Angel visits Mary | In this scene early in the play, the Virgin Mary is visited by an angel to inform her of her immaculate conception. The Lord has Filled her. | 16 August 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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The Angel Visits the Shepherds | Here, an angel appears to the shepherds, declaring the good news. The Messiah, Saviour, has been born! There are some water splotches visible, with Chris warning that some pictures mailed out may have discoloration due to being handled after washing his hands. | 16 August 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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The Cast Party | This shot actually comes from the play's after-party. Cast members share their favorite moments from the play, included Sonichu Prime who played Jesus. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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The Last Supper | This is a rendition of "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci. Christine has done one before, but with all characters as Sonichus. | 9 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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The Life and Times of Jesus Christ (NOW ON DVD) | This is meant to be the DVD cover of the taped play. In Christine's home universe, it is a bestseller. | 9 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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The Nativity | This piece is a favorite, depicting the Nativity. Thousands of years ago in a humble poke-barn, a little Sonee was born to Mary and Joseph. That Sonee would become Jesus Christ, savior of man. A note here is that Chandler has replaced the classic barn animals in the scene with pokemon, an excellent touch. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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The Resurrection | Pictured here is a scene towards the end of the play, the glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ. As Jesus, played by Sonichu Prime, exits his tomb where the Romans lay him, he gives a message to the cheering audience. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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The Wise Men and Herod | In this shot, king Herod (Jamsta Sonichu) sends out the wise men to try and locate the prophesied Messiah. Feeling his throne is threatened, he hopes to locate the young Sonee Jesus and kill him.
Note the single liquid splotch in the middle. We're not sure what that is, Chris says he couldn't remember. Awesome. |
15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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Three Wise Sonichus | This picture specifically is of the 3 wise men, as they argue about the gifts they will bring for the Sonee Christ. Heavy discoloration is present, as Christine states that some drawings were affected after she handled them after washing her hands. The dialogue is hard to read, but legible.
"Gold? Pfft, whata way to outdo us, Nightstar." "If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus." "I see the star of our lord shining more bright. Come, gentlemen, let's make haste." |
15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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(untitled) | This drawing comes from the very end of the play, featuring Christine returning in her Sonichu form in front of the cheering audience. | 15 April 2023 | $125 | Sold |
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What Could be Wrong with my Footing | This is a two page collection showing the DVD release of the play. Christine states that upon reaching disc, the play was a best-seller nationwide, even being viewed by 2005 president George Bush. Here, Christine has drawn a scene from the play where the disciple Peter is encouraged to walk on water with Jesus. He questions his footing, being told to have faith. In an alternate panel, George Bush and the first lady enjoy the show. | 16 August 2023 | $200 | Sold[1] |
Part One
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1 | |
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Stardate | 18 October 2023 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 1 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [links to OfficialCWCmart] |
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Part Two
Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2 | |
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Stardate | 23 October 2023 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 2 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [links to OfficialCWCmart] Music from [links to two songs] |
Outline
00:00 - 00:39 | Intro |
00:40 - 04:05 | The Nativity |
04:06 - 06:25 | Mary and Jesus |
06:26 - 08:09 | Joseph and Mary |
08:10 - 09:06 | Jesus |
09:07 - 11:21 | The Throne |
11:22 - 12:26 | Prayer |
12:27 - 13:39 | Psychic |
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Part Three
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 3 | |
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Stardate | 24 October 2023 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 2 [sic] of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [links to OfficialCWCmart] |
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Part Four
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 4 | |
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Stardate | 25 October 2023 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 4 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.[links to OfficialCWCmart] |
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Part Five
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 5 | |
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Stardate | 26 October 2023 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 5 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.[links to OfficialCWCmart] |
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