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"Christian Love Day" is a video uploaded on 23 February 2010 to commemorate Christian's self-created holiday, which just happens to fall on his birthday. It should be noted that his speech is copied from the science-fiction movie Independence Day, which is itself a ripoff of Dylan Thomas's poem "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night".

In his speech, Chris claims that his holiday is about "fighting for our right to love", despite the fact that Christian Love Day is inherently homophobic. O, irony!

When this video was first uploaded to YouTube, many people noticed that someone else is is holding the camera. This would become more clear when Chris revealed the personal change he alludes to here, in which we meet the visitor who apparently brought his own camera with him to Chris's house. The quality of the footage in this video is decidedly clear, perhaps the clearest we've ever seen Chris, as his mysterious guest owned a better camera. We can now see the full embodiment of fail in a higher resolution. Following the mystery man's departure, Chris went back to the old, shitty camera, confirming that this one was only on loan to him from his "friend."

Sometime in mid-2010, Chris activated Youtube's revenue sharing on this video, meaning he earns money from the advertisements Youtube places on it.

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Christian Love Day
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Stardate 23 February 2010
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Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"

Transcript

We here at CWCki transcribed this as "and we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom". Google's giant computer brain reveals the true meaning of those poignant words.

[pause] Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today Sonichu fans declared in one vwoice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"

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