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Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]. | Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]. | ||
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What I would do for a PS3? ''I'' tell ya what I'd do! | What I would do for a PS3? ''I'' tell ya what I'd do! | ||
''Well'', if I had the [[monthly tugboat | money]], I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their ''tents'' and all that good stuff. | ''Well'', if I had the [[monthly tugboat|money]], I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their ''tents'' and all that good stuff. | ||
I'd throw away the cure for [[autism]]… ''if I had it!'' 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog—doggone, long—life-long curse that I've had. | I'd throw away the cure for [[autism]]… ''if I had it!'' 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog—doggone, long—life-long curse that I've had. | ||
Revision as of 20:28, 16 August 2011
The Pixelated PS3 is a Frankenstein-esque abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently black is a rare and coveted color) Lego and Pixelblocks, which Chris submitted to Robot Chicken's "What would you do for a PS3?" contest. The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by 29 September 2009. Luckily for Chris, he didn't overheat and destroy his PSTwo by entombing it in so much plastic shit.
It should also be noted that Chris actually required notes so he could remember his basic, awkward-sounding lines.
Video
| Pixelated PS3 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 28 November 2006 |
| Subject Matter |  Television,  Video Games
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| Performance Style |  Comedy,  Crazy
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| Shirt |  The Classic
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Harvey Birdman Commercial |
next Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE |
| “ | I'd throw away the cure for autism… if I had it! | ” |
Transcript
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from Ruckersville, Virginia.
[sings to the tune of the Klondike Bar jingle] “What would you do for a PS3?”
What I would do for a PS3? I tell ya what I'd do!
Well, if I had the money, I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their tents and all that good stuff.
I'd throw away the cure for autism… if I had it! 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog—doggone, long—life-long curse that I've had.
[looks at piece of paper with scribbled-down notes]
And, uh… oh, yeah! I would trade in my… PS2 for another thing!
Or, uh, otherwise, um… I'd make one from wood if it was hard enough!
But you know what I did? I did it!
[reaches down and picks up fake PS3]
I made it—made one from Legos and [voice cracks with excitement] Pixelblocks!
And—believe it or not… I actually play Guitar Hero on this thing!
[reaches towards the camera to turn-off recording]
[switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent] Thunderhorse!
Gallery
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