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==Ancestry.com content== | |||
In [[January 2017]], one of Chris's distant cousins posted images to Kiwi Farms on various documents relating to the Chandler family, acquired from Ancestry.com<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/</ref> | |||
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File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|Bob, Patricia marriage license | |||
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|Barb and Ran marriage license | |||
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|Barb, Ran divorce | |||
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png | |||
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|Borb marriage license | |||
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census | |||
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census | |||
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate | |||
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents | |||
File:Cole Smithey's family tree.png|Cole Smithey's family tree | |||
File:David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate.png|David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate | |||
File:Savannah Chandler's family tree.png|Savannah Chandler's family tree | |||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
Revision as of 14:16, 11 January 2017
Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true.
This Chandler Family Tree includes pets and people Chris imagines to be related to him:
Ancient leader Anne Boleyn, of the Queen of England──────Mary Boleyn Cherokee Clan │ │ ??? │ │ │ Richard Weston, │ 1st Earl of Portland ??? │ │ ??? │ │ │ Daniel Weston │ │ Robert Jean ??? Franklin-----------Holloman │ Chandler Sr. │ Chandler ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ Patricia Robert Barbara Jack Ran Corrina Harriett Tom Raymond Chandler---------Franklin------------Anne-----------Dale or Coleman Weston Ashby-----Ashby Weston │ Chandler Jr. │ Weston │ Smithey Yeatts │ ┌───────────┤ ┌─────┴─────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ David Carol Christopher cats Cole Jonathan Alan Suzanne Weston Smithey Carey Chandler Chandler Chandler │ │ │ ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ Savannah Patti Crystal Sonichu-----Rosechu Reginald Chandler Chandler Weston │ Chandler Chandler │ ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┐ │ │ │ Cerah Christine Robbie
Poké Family Tree
Chris naturally drew his family tree in the form of Pokémon. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the extremely dubious tales of Chris's heritage.
Below is a transcription with the format Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon.
- Top row
- Cole Smithey / born 7.24.1969 / Likes to play drums. Movie reviewer for New York Newspaper / English Pilgrim Electabuzz
- Christian W. Chandler / born 2.24.82 / Likes Pokemon, Sonic, and [Mario?]. 12th Grade student at Manchester High / Pikachu with Both Pilgrim and Native American garb.
- Carol Chandler / born 7.7.64 / Math wiz at college. / Native American Wigglytuff
- Allen Chandler [sic] / born 12.2?.62 / ophthalmologist / Native American Alakazam
- Row 2
- Harriett Ashby / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable
- Barbara W. Chandler / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim Nidoqueen
- Robert F. Chandler / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking
- Row 3
- Carrie Edna Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy
- Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter
- Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix
- Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d
- Row 4
- Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell
- Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow
- ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio
- Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx
- J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash
- Row 5
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra
- Bottom row
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian
Actual family tree
All documented ancestry of Chris is depicted in this tree. Also note that Chris's great grandfather, Robert P. Wynn, was allegedly a two-timing drunk who "failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children".[1]
Imaginary people removed:
Ancestry.com content
In January 2017, one of Chris's distant cousins posted images to Kiwi Farms on various documents relating to the Chandler family, acquired from Ancestry.com[2]
Bob, Patricia marriage license
Barb and Ran marriage license
Barb, Ran divorce
1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png
Borb marriage license
Bob and his parents - 1930s census
Bob and his parents - 1940s census
Bob's birth certificate
Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents
Cole Smithey's family tree
David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate
Savannah Chandler's family tree
