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[This article was previously banned due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it]


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'''''Sonichu: The Animated Series''''' is a 12-part Flash webseries created by animator Spazkid that was produced from [[2009]] to [[2010]]. The series, obviously, deconstructively [[Parody|parodies]] ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' in an over-the-top fashion. As of [[March 2015]], the series comprised 10 episodes of the first season, and the second season has a single episode separated into 2 parts. [[Liquid Chris]] provides the voice of Chris in Episode 1 and Episodes 4-12.
Sonichu the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]
 
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==Spazkid==
 
Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.
 
Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]
 
Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.
 
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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.
 
==Discovering Chris Chan==
 
When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the time, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.
 
==The Animated Series==
 
Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.
 
Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end.
 
The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only two. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]
 
Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja steals Chris's medallion and shoves it up his own ass, which is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also portrays characters doing things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.
 
The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being somewhat reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels.
 
 
It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes, mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate the CWC perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid Chris doing the voice, the other times it was Spazkid himself- or audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"
 
 
==Characters==
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for minor reasons. He can be very naive at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, before losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's boss and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered or annoyed by him.
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the 2 part finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 9. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.
===Minor===
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop tries to force the trio into buying him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and peeing on him.
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she had involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her unconscious body being dragged off for Punchy to have his way with. She appeared dead from the harpoon, but is seen in the last scene perfectly okay.
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex with. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]],
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.
 
===Notable Mentions===
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.
 
===Celebrities===
*'''Sean Connery'''-Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Billy Mays'''-Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town and ends up winning the election, but then ascends to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.
*'''Ray Charles'''-Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.


==Season 1==
==Season 1==
===Episode 1===
===Episode 1===
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Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, saying how the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%. The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says).  Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his virgin dad (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and Blake get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's [[Muscle bra|manboobs]]. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, its a JERKOP...A BLACK ONE"
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, saying how the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%. The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says).  Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his virgin dad (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and Blake get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's [[Muscle bra|manboobs]]. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, its a JERKOP...A BLACK ONE"


The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped, if Megan will be freed from the mirror, and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.
The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped, if Megan will be freed from the mirror, and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.
===Episode 2===
===Episode 2===
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The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). The censored image appears again as the narrator verbally depicts the Jerkop sexually assaulting Chris before peeing on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "All in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). The censored image appears again as the narrator verbally depicts the Jerkop sexually assaulting Chris before peeing on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "All in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:


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The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.
The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.
===Episode 3===
===Episode 3===
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The episode starts off with a recap of the last episode-the medallion was stolen. Then cuts to another censored scene- the narrator describes this as being an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn down his idea, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive craps on Chris's face, and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while a Pickle character cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly shakes the pickle in his mouth like a ragdoll while the Pickle cries out to stop.
The episode starts off with a recap of the last episode-the medallion was stolen. Then cuts to another censored scene- the narrator describes this as being an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn down his idea, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive craps on Chris's face, and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while a Pickle character cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly shakes the pickle in his mouth like a ragdoll while the Pickle cries out to stop.
===Episode 4===
===Episode 4===
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The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Chris takes on the appearance of a caveman as he goes to the internet to check on his fans and is delighted to find 2,500 Youtube search results on his name and pulls up the Animated Series. Chris becomes angry at this and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his butt. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean "under the pickle as well". Allison mutters to herself about how much she hates her job.
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Chris takes on the appearance of a caveman as he goes to the internet to check on his fans and is delighted to find 2,500 Youtube search results on his name and pulls up the Animated Series. Chris becomes angry at this and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his butt. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean "under the pickle as well". Allison mutters to herself about how much she hates her job.


Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that the others may have put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, who beats her with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring "You may have beat me in Soul Caliber 3, but not IRL!". Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "My one weakness!", before melting for some reason, confusing the narrator. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, freeing Megan from the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1). She declares Chris is going down and wields "her best Yu-Gi-Oh cards".
This episode was originally created by PhinnyCobbler as an attempt to troll Spazkid. However, Spazkid actually liked it.
 
The narrator ends with asking if Megan will defeat her captor, if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)


===Episode 5===
===Episode 5===
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The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris (presumably in a Yu-Gi-Oh style battle), when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, knocking her out and leaving her face a bloodied mess, Bionic saying "Go Fish, Jerkop". Chris says hello to Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's pickle, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have someone special in his life. Megagi the skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting they may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go tend the beast and leaves Chris.
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris (presumably in a Yu-Gi-Oh style battle), when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, knocking her out and leaving her face a bloodied mess, Bionic saying "Go Fish, Jerkop". Chris says hello to Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's pickle, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have someone special in his life. Megagi the skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting they may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go tend the beast and leaves Chris.


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Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes before the ending title card appears.  
Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes before the ending title card appears.  
===Episode 6===
===Episode 6===
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The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a virgin with rage (his voice made deeper and manly). A girl, who is presumably Megan, swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and an image of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris (with an animated mouth). Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu says he will provide percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu says he will play the Sit and Spin (a child's toy), then proceeds to play on said item, and a random black guy says he will play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, but Sonichu smacks her with a chair, knocking her out.
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a virgin with rage (his voice made deeper and manly). A girl, who is presumably Megan, swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and an image of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris (with an animated mouth). Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu says he will provide percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu says he will play the Sit and Spin (a child's toy), then proceeds to play on said item, and a random black guy says he will play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, but Sonichu smacks her with a chair, knocking her out.


The band starts to practice in a garage, while audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl| Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog-crap, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how a note found in a pile of crap isn't a sign from him, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris takes this as they love it. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.
The band starts to practice in a garage, while audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl| Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog-crap, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how a note found in a pile of crap isn't a sign from him, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris takes this as they love it. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.


===Episode 7===  
===Episode 7===
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The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu genitals, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out like a Pez Dispenser to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia [[Un-clit|(an eery foreshadowing)]].  
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu genitals, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out like a Pez Dispenser to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia [[Un-clit|(an eery foreshadowing)]].  


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Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up.
Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up.
===Episode 8===
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Sonichu and friends celebrate Sonichu's 19th birthday. Bionic rapes [[Magi-chan]]. Bubbles gives Blake a cupcake. Rosechu distorts herself and shatters your ears.


===Episode 8===
[[Silvana]] transforms into bubbles and tricks Blake into having sex with her. She keeps the same voice, which sounds like "A barbed cock in her throat", which Silvana quickly covers up by exclaiming "I was sucking off a dragon for bus fare". She almost tricks Bubbles into having sex with her by disguising herself as Blake, but thanks to the help of Magi chan, and Abe Lincoln, She sees through it. Silvana is actually Sean Connery. Patrick Stewart appears and fights Sean Connery. Sean Connery is blasted back to Scotland.
The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the 'recolored' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her birthday ( in which she turning 19). Bionic starts screaming about how he is so excited that he needs to rape something. Magi-Chan tells Bionic to calm down only for Bionic to jump on him and start raping him.


===Episode 9===
===Episode 9===
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Chris mass debates to ''[[Transformers]] Animated'' and drinks [[Long Island Iced Tea]] that's "enchanted" with his [[comeuppance]].
And then, as Sonichu and Rosechu approached him after their night of activity, after their short dialogue, Chris decided to get a job in order to find himself a sweetheart (after being convinced by Sonichu).
So as Chris tried to get employed, he got dismissed from an unknown office, then a grocery store right after grossing out the manager named Sarah. An unknown amount of failures later, Chris ended up in a gay bar, where he finally found himself a job, only to realize what kind of a bar he ended up in. Shortly after, stardate Aug 15, 2009, Chris, in spite of mentioning being employed at a gay bar, tries to convince the audience that he is in fact straight in his usual manner.


===Episode 10===
===Episode 10===
 
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The citizens of [[CWCville]] threaten to impeach Chris and a special election is held with candidates [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris, and Mary Lee Walsh. Mary promises sex for those who vote for her, while Billy promises the power of OXYCLEAN. In the end, special guest star Soulja Boy wins the election.


==Season 2==
==Season 2==


===Episode 1===
===Episode 1, Part 1===
(Series Finale: part 1 of 2)
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===Episode 1, Part 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]===
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===Episode 2===
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|data1    = Cory J.Beck
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==Reason For Cancellation==
==About Spazkid==


Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on, and he started feeling bad for him (as well as the fact that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died, along with Chris becoming a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks it's funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.
Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.  


{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}
Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]


Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.
Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.


==Reception==
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The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.
Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.
== Chris's reaction ==
Chris has said in [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]] to [[Joshua Martinez]] that he had seen a bit of the series when asked about it. His opinions on the show are still unknown.


==Chris Chan Thoughts?==
== External Links ==
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos|The CWCville Animated Library]


In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.
==References==
 
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Vanessa_AIM_Chat_3
Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)
 
==Trivia==


* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh asks the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.
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* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.
 
*Unlike Chris's comic in which everyone loves him as the mayor, in the show, he is pretty much despised by everyone (minus the Sonichu gang of course).
 
* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.
 
* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.
 
*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.
 
*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.
 
*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".
 
*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.
 
*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic.
 
*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.
 
*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris's animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)
 
*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.
 
==References to Chris in the series==
===Real Life events/sagas===
*Julie
*Ivy
*Miyamoto
*'So Need A Cute Girl'
*Megan
*Jerkops
*Loitering/Solicitng
*The Medallion
*Mary Lee Walsh
*Navy Consumption
*Attraction Sign
*Jimmy Hill
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit
*Clyde Cash
*Encyclopedia Dramatica
*Guitar Hero
*Little Big Planet
*Love Quest
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism
*Orange Fanta
 
 
===Comic===
*Rosechu's nude pics
*Rosechu's birthday party
*Spring Break
*Silvia's disguises
*Most of Issue 8
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"
*Chris's mayoral status
*Random-Access Humor
*4-cent Garbage
*The Incredible Lioness
*Slanderous Images
*The Mirror dimension
*Sonichu Balls
*Chaotic Combo
*Allison Amber's secretary position
*The Straw
*Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Boys
*Love Quest
*John and Forgiveness speech
 
==References==
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Sonichu: The Animated Series is a 12-part Flash webseries created by animator Spazkid that was produced from 2009 to 2010. The series, obviously, deconstructively parodies Sonichu in an over-the-top fashion. As of March 2015, the series comprised 10 episodes of the first season, and the second season has a single episode separated into 2 parts. Liquid Chris provides the voice of Chris in Episode 1 and Episodes 4-12.

Season 1

Episode 1

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Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, saying how the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%. The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his virgin dad (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu (shortly being depicted as a chimp), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and Blake get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, its a JERKOP...A BLACK ONE"

The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped, if Megan will be freed from the mirror, and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.

Episode 2

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The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him KFC. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). The censored image appears again as the narrator verbally depicts the Jerkop sexually assaulting Chris before peeing on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "All in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats his Duck over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the straw and sign as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:

“ Hey there Girls,

Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis. No Darkies ): <

”
Chris's sign

Sonichu inspects the sign and says it "seems pretty bulletproof". Rosechu walks in with a boner (referring to the r34 images). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his own butt

The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.

Episode 3

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The episode starts off with a recap of the last episode-the medallion was stolen. Then cuts to another censored scene- the narrator describes this as being an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn down his idea, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive craps on Chris's face, and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while a Pickle character cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly shakes the pickle in his mouth like a ragdoll while the Pickle cries out to stop.

Episode 4

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The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a guy in a pickle suit before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Chris takes on the appearance of a caveman as he goes to the internet to check on his fans and is delighted to find 2,500 Youtube search results on his name and pulls up the Animated Series. Chris becomes angry at this and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his butt. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean "under the pickle as well". Allison mutters to herself about how much she hates her job.

This episode was originally created by PhinnyCobbler as an attempt to troll Spazkid. However, Spazkid actually liked it.

Episode 5

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The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris (presumably in a Yu-Gi-Oh style battle), when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, knocking her out and leaving her face a bloodied mess, Bionic saying "Go Fish, Jerkop". Chris says hello to Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's pickle, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have someone special in his life. Megagi the skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting they may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go tend the beast and leaves Chris.

The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up herself while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears, and Mary asks if he has the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his butt, she asks if he recorded it, to which the ninja says he didn't. Mary becomes angry, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her "dirty vagina" at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for her china.

The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica talks about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to have his way with her, and he could do so because he was God and made her. After that moment, she happily declares its tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the Ghost Buggy.

Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes before the ending title card appears.

Episode 6

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The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a virgin with rage (his voice made deeper and manly). A girl, who is presumably Megan, swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and an image of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris (with an animated mouth). Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu says he will provide percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu says he will play the Sit and Spin (a child's toy), then proceeds to play on said item, and a random black guy says he will play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, but Sonichu smacks her with a chair, knocking her out.

The band starts to practice in a garage, while audio from Chris's Original Song is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog-crap, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how a note found in a pile of crap isn't a sign from him, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris takes this as they love it. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.

Episode 7

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The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu genitals, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out like a Pez Dispenser to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia (an eery foreshadowing).

The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for the kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a Slanderous Website that drags their rep as well as Chris's through the mud. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to 4Cent's building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (who looks and sounds like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, and a censored image implies he is having sex with the box as a horrified Sonichu watches.

Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", then Sonichu punches her in the face. Beel, with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone making a gross comment on Brad Pitt involving his feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but tells Sonichu he needs him to do something for him first, unzipping his pants. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some navy on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out when Sonichu asks her what's wrong, to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockery", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he craps, and jaywalking naked in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, then grunts "stupid-" before a voiceover says "black person". Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into The Incredible Lioness, before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen, making a comment about a fish smell, as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, asking what happened. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go shopping, then take him out to dinner later, to which she happily agrees.

Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up.

Episode 8

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Sonichu and friends celebrate Sonichu's 19th birthday. Bionic rapes Magi-chan. Bubbles gives Blake a cupcake. Rosechu distorts herself and shatters your ears.

Silvana transforms into bubbles and tricks Blake into having sex with her. She keeps the same voice, which sounds like "A barbed cock in her throat", which Silvana quickly covers up by exclaiming "I was sucking off a dragon for bus fare". She almost tricks Bubbles into having sex with her by disguising herself as Blake, but thanks to the help of Magi chan, and Abe Lincoln, She sees through it. Silvana is actually Sean Connery. Patrick Stewart appears and fights Sean Connery. Sean Connery is blasted back to Scotland.

Episode 9

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Chris mass debates to Transformers Animated and drinks Long Island Iced Tea that's "enchanted" with his comeuppance.

And then, as Sonichu and Rosechu approached him after their night of activity, after their short dialogue, Chris decided to get a job in order to find himself a sweetheart (after being convinced by Sonichu).

So as Chris tried to get employed, he got dismissed from an unknown office, then a grocery store right after grossing out the manager named Sarah. An unknown amount of failures later, Chris ended up in a gay bar, where he finally found himself a job, only to realize what kind of a bar he ended up in. Shortly after, stardate Aug 15, 2009, Chris, in spite of mentioning being employed at a gay bar, tries to convince the audience that he is in fact straight in his usual manner.

Episode 10

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The citizens of CWCville threaten to impeach Chris and a special election is held with candidates BILLY MAYS, Chris, and Mary Lee Walsh. Mary promises sex for those who vote for her, while Billy promises the power of OXYCLEAN. In the end, special guest star Soulja Boy wins the election.

Season 2

Episode 1, Part 1

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Episode 1, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Created By Cory J.Beck
Also known as Spazkid

About Spazkid

Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.

Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.

Nowadays, Cory draws pornography, does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.


Spazkid Talks About S:TAS
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TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.

Chris's reaction

Chris has said in Vanessa AIM Chat 3 to Joshua Martinez that he had seen a bit of the series when asked about it. His opinions on the show are still unknown.

External Links

References

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Vanessa_AIM_Chat_3

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