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'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]


*'''11 August''' - '''[[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]]''', a feral kitten, wanders into [[14 Branchland Court]] and makes a new home with Chris and [[Barb]].
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue.
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue.
*'''5 August''' - While [[autism|deep in thought]], '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Chris hits into a parked vehicle]]''', possibly irreparably damaging [[Son-chu]] in the process. He is soon confronted by the [[jerkops|police]], and [[Chris and anger|vents]] by [[Chris and the law|attacking a law enforcement vehicle]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-5-chriss-stressful-day-is-blacklisted-from-papa-johns-kicked-a-cop-car-after-causing-a-fender-bender.59323/page-7#post-5126608 '''No penalty was given.'''] He also complains about [[trolls]] who used Chris-chan's [[Dox|freely given information]] to prank-call the local [[wikipedia:Papa John's|Papa John's pizzeria]] and get him blacklisted.  
*'''5 August''' - While [[autism|deep in thought]], '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Chris hits into a parked vehicle]]''', possibly irreparably damaging [[Son-chu]] in the process. He is soon confronted by the [[jerkops|police]], and [[Chris and anger|vents]] by [[Chris and the law|attacking a law enforcement vehicle]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-5-chriss-stressful-day-is-blacklisted-from-papa-johns-kicked-a-cop-car-after-causing-a-fender-bender.59323/page-7#post-5126608 '''No penalty was given.'''] He also complains about [[trolls]] who used Chris-chan's [[Dox|freely given information]] to prank-call the local [[wikipedia:Papa John's|Papa John's pizzeria]] and get him blacklisted.  
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*'''25 July''' - '''[[Sarah and Steve]]''' muse on what would happen were they to challenge any of Chris's beliefs; [[Chris and his Ego|Chris promptly dismisses]] them for their apostasy. Their Twitter account shuts down four days later. Chris also '''[https://kiwifarms.net/posts/5059977/ indicates]''' his acceptance of [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness's]] occultic delusions as [[Chris and reality|''valuable research'']].  
*'''25 July''' - '''[[Sarah and Steve]]''' muse on what would happen were they to challenge any of Chris's beliefs; [[Chris and his Ego|Chris promptly dismisses]] them for their apostasy. Their Twitter account shuts down four days later. Chris also '''[https://kiwifarms.net/posts/5059977/ indicates]''' his acceptance of [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness's]] occultic delusions as [[Chris and reality|''valuable research'']].  
*'''18 July''' - Chris retcons [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]'s gender [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-18-a-note-on-rosechus-privates.58593/ '''again'''], rambling that she was hermaphroditic until 2008, just in time for her to appear in [[Sonichu 8]] without a [[pickle]].  
*'''18 July''' - Chris retcons [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]'s gender [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-18-a-note-on-rosechus-privates.58593/ '''again'''], rambling that she was hermaphroditic until 2008, just in time for her to appear in [[Sonichu 8]] without a [[pickle]].  
*'''14 July''' - '''[[Jacob Sockness]]''' announces that he will help Chris circumvent his [[eBay]] ban by opening a vendor account for him and managing all sales and shipments. An [[ween|anonymous fan]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2019-megathread.58212/page-21 '''pays for Chris's accommodations'''] at [[BronyCon]].


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Ongoing: August 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (1415) • Dimensional MergeFinanchu Crisis

Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.

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