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| | ==Chris and language== |
| | '''Languages''' are systems of communication consisting of units of meaning (i.e. words) arranged in a structured and conventional way. Chris has yet to learn how to communicate effectively, and therefore is incredibly poor at any language he uses. |
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| ===Intro (00:00-00:20)===
| | Living in the US all his life, Chris uses English as his primary language in both writing and discourse. He also learned Spanish as a second language, although poorly due to lack of practice. He has also used some phrases and words from other languages and has shown interest in learning Japanese. |
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| [''Video begins with a close up of Chris's face, revealing it is shot on a phone''] | | Chris commits multiple mistakes in both writing and speaking due to a variety of reasons. Chris stopped speaking at the [[Abusive babysitter|age of 1]], and he didn't start again until the very late age of 7 years. Chris barely has any interaction with other humans offline. His autism and literal thinking also contributes to this problem; he takes sentences at face value, not thinking of any implication or hidden meanings in the sentence. |
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| [''Gives us a quick flash of the house before returning to face shot'']
| | Chris is somewhat better at writing than speaking, since Chris writes more often than he speaks, and writing allows him to read over what he says before he presses ''send''. Still, Chris's writing is riddled with grammatical, semantic, and literary flaws. |
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| Hello, on the internet, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again, and today... givin' y'all an update nyauh- gonna take a tour of, the house... as it currently... is!
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| ===Chris's work room (00:20-05:09)=== | | ===Common problems=== |
| | Editors note - Mistakes Chris makes or would make while speaking any language. Things like using “ein“ instead of “eni" or how he reverses certain words like Pmurt. |
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| Um, ok? So, esc- es- start it... hm... pretty much from what is the family room is now my...
| | ====CWC-isms==== |
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| | Chris has a habit of creating new words and using them without explaining what they mean in conversations. The CWC-ism "[[Tugboat]]" was used by Chris in an [[Cole Smithey E-mails|E-mail to Cole]] without telling him what it means. Oher words include "[[Noviophobia]]", "[[China]]" and "[[Duck|Ducks]]". |
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| [''Turns the camera to show the room, which is unfocused''] ...kind of... living space- why is it blurry? The hell? [''Camera focuses, revealing a very cluttered room, but less clutter than before''] Oh, there is is. Just needed to focus, FOCUS! Anyway so that's... one half, um- that side but also, cats like to... hop on the couch, we don't let 'em, come in guests... but anyway, um...
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| [''Walks up to some boxes''] Um, boxes of... um... the VHS tapes, from [[Bob|Mr. Cs]] collection, and some of mine...
| | =====Penmanship===== |
| | In contrast to the formless nature of his artwork, Chris has halfway-decent penmanship. Still, he often writes the wrong letter and ends up having to either scribble over it or "fudge" it into another letter. |
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| [''Pans around to show some monitors and piles of paper and toys''] and uh, there's the... PlayStation monitor and look! I've found the... C64 monitor today! Yep, right there with the old keyboard, 'n... there's the floppy disc drive, which needs some... hm, t-keyboard n' the disc drive need some TLC, anyway.
| | ====Oration==== |
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| [''Quickly pans away to move on to the [[Lego]] collection''] Um, [''sigh''] um, I'll give you, kind of an expansive view, of my nowd- my... old Lego kinda kits and whatnot, I'll go round the other side...
| | ===English=== |
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| | Editors note - For discussing his problems in english |
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| [''Walks around the central table in order to access the second half of the Lego table''] But anyway, I spend... most of my... time, on THAT side of the room [''Indicates towards the side he was just on''] neh- just-
| | English is the most widely spoken language on Earth and Chris living in the USA should have been a master at it. Sadly, Chris's grasp on english is tenuous at best. |
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| [''Shows us various Lego buildings on this second half of the Lego table''] Yep, there's my... Lego high school, there's my little house, srs... another house, there's the Simpson's house, there is... spooky house, aneren... other... Legos... I've kind of lost track along the way, an... yada yada yada, um...
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| [''Pans down to show his desk''] There's m' desk!
| | His writing is riddled with wrong spellings, bad grammar, unnecessarily capitalised words, wrong syntaxes and non-existant words. |
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| [''Pans to his OC's amiibos''] There's, all my... Sonichu and Rosechu figure- phototype figures, um along with Sonic and Mewtwo there, just... because, for now.
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| | {{Main|Chris and oratory|Speech impediment}} |
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| [''Hold's Chris-Chan Sonichu and Magi-chan amiibo figures up for the camera''] Um, there's magi-chan and f- and I... yep! Why not?
| | ===Spanish=== |
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| | Editors note - For discussing mistakes he makes in Spanish |
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| [''Pans down to show his custom playmat''] And this is a lovely, custom, playmat I had, uh, printed... from uh... Custom... Ink, uh, it's got my, skylander... counterpart on it.
| | ===Others=== |
| | Other than the two major languages Chris uses, he has tried dabbling in other languages. |
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| [''Holds camera down to plug the [[Xbox]] controller back in''] Excuse me this, chord unsti- unplug it's off, d- whynee- t'do dat? Stay in! Stay in. Hm, stay. | | ====Japanese==== |
| | [[File:Drawing_with_Japanese_text_(second_upload).png|thumb|Chris making an entire nation proud]] |
| | Chris being a [[Japanophilia|Japanophile]], has shown interest in learning japanese. He also uses the popular japanese words like “Kawaii" and "Senpai". |
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| [''Pans up to show another monitor and then pans around the room''] Um, there's my monitor! Um, there things... it's that... | | In [[November 2017]], he released a drawing of him and [[Sailor Moon]] having a conversation in Japanese. The dialog was provided by the [[Idea Guys]] and the dialog therefore is filled with memes and lewd remarks. |
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| | |私は同性愛者です<br/>''Watashi wa dōseiai-shadesu'' |
| | |I am a [[homos]]exual. |
| | |I concur. John Elder had quite the autistic share and flair. |
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| | |お腹が空きました<br/>''Onaka ga akimashita'' |
| | |I'm hungry. |
| | |Quirky, but intellectual |
| | |Luna |
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| | | お前はもう死んでいる<br/>''Omae wa mō shindeiru'' |
| | |You are already dead. |
| | |What a fascinating read. |
| | |Ami |
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| [''Shows Equestria girls figures below monitor'']Um, uh, equestria girls... figures, and sympoa- hm... ther's my figure! And... there's Nightstar with... Kunt Nyuget! Yep! Anenereyouare! | | The last line is a reference to the manga/[[anime]] ''Fist of the North Star''. |
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| [''Moves around and shows a printer covered in clutter''] Heh, ok um, there's, uh-I, clear it off when I'm printing or copying... me-uh, uh-don- uh.
| | The text on the bottom is possibly: "You look like the kind of person who fucks a guy in the ass and doesn't have the courtesy to ejaculate inside him," which Chris thought was "Smart hearts; smart minds; well-educated support." |
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| [''Pans over to a box, but refers to a suspicious looking container on his desk just off to the left of the screen''] And that's... not what you think it is! It's just a little container of candy, ok? See? A container of, candy, and, s-musuruh, s- lu- toy! It's... candy, alright?
| | ====Yiddish==== |
| | Not a language Chris has shown interest in per se, but he has used the phrase “Oy Vey“ multiple times. It has a slight anti-semitic undertone, the translation is "Shut it". He has stopped using it due to him no longer being (openly) anti-semitic |
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| [''sighs, and shows the "That's Life" Snoopy book''] and, found this in the workshop, that's life, Snoopy, yep! That's life! It's crazy! Aaargh!
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| [''Walks over to and shows a stack of printed Sonichu comic books with some re-boxed custom painted amiibos on top''] Hm, there's... my... copies of my printed books so far, with uh... just a couple of things in the top...
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| [''Walks over to and shows a cushioned folding chair''] I use this! Folding chair right here... uaah.
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| [''Pans down to some briefcases''] Then, that's my... pillowcase, it's got my medicine in it, like... I take daily, and...
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| [''Pans up to an easel and canvas with a lot of drawings on it.''] I stand- t-tuh- to draw nowadays, there's my- back up a bit- there's my, easel and canvas, uh, just see some things up there, I... draw on the board- on the clipboard on the top!
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| [''Walks over to and shows some games''] And, there's just, some other things, there's... some games I have- but something... fell.
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| [''Picks something up''] Gravity, it... happens.
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| [''Shows some art supplies and toys''] Euugh, other things I... just put stuff around here, for my... [''sigh'']... something I FORGET THE WORD, THERE!
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| [''Pans around in a circle to show the whole room''] What's the word? What's the word? Surroundings... from my surroundings, just... it's all I'm used to. And I've been used to, cluttered, type things, uh, pfff, life is. Um...
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| ===The hallway (05:09-05:35)===
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| [''Pans to show the hallway''] Here's the hallway, and...
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| [''Shows the Poster of SLGBTQ pride cover''] That's... poster, with uh, Sarah, Christine and Roberta... Rosechus and Sonichu, uh... but other than this and that... um...
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| [''Pans over to the family photo drawing''] There's the family photo! | |
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| [''Walks down the hallway to show more art on the walls''] And, a little bit of, old art, here and there... in this hallway. | |
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| ===The laundry room (05:35-06:05)===
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| [''Shows the laundry room, which despite the name has little to no room at all''] Um, laundry room, with... it's... I'll say blocked. Can't... already get to the back door but, we'll eventually clear it out.
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| [''Shows some filing cabinets and utilities''] There's... filing cabinets, and... a washer and dryer. Right there.
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| [''Walks back down hallway, and shows a calendar which is set to March 2018''] Um, there's my calendar, uh, with uh, moistures calendar above it, s- because I like, that artist Norman Roxwell, so did Mr. C and... a couple pictures of, me in my Sonichu form.
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| ===Chris's room (06:05-07:53)===
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| [''Pans to look into his room in which the light is off''] Here's... my dru- lemme turn on the light
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| [''Turns on the light, Revealing a wooden bed with a pink duvet and a lot of clutter''] A'right there's my... bedroom, just...
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| [''Walks over to the bed''] And there's the bed. Ok? Um, and...
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| [''Shows dumbbells on the floor''] Dumbbells, because I do fifty reps a day, eh, I got my...
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| [''Shows some wrist weights and ankle weights that are on top of a cabinet''] Ankle and... wrist weights up there along with my, waist sucher that sweats it out... m'belly.
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| [''Shows a night shirt''] There's my night shirt!
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| [''Pans around to show an unorganised messy storage of clothes''] And, my other assortment of... clothes, I just... washed my tracksuit and cap today, and...
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| [''Pans around to show a dream catcher on the wall''] With this and that- I've just made that dream catcher, uh, ch- chandler, it opens the heart, 'n, th- hearts-
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| [''Shows very old sign from Bob's family''] and look what I found in the workshop today, huh? Uh, you can seeing this mis- Mr. C? My old man, you seeing that? Huh? Found it! Found it. And, it's hanging right here, now. Hehehe, uh
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| [''Pans left to show some precariously placed vinyl records, with [[Wikipedia: Bobbie_Gentry_and_Glen_Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]] at the front''] There's a, few records over there, just, hanging about.
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| [''Walks across the room to show more toys and some pictures and posters on the walls''] Uh, du- du- du- dududu, uh, other things, there's bear- uh- Bearstein, there's uh... photograph of, something my fan made me, and, picture of, uh, those things that I like from, uh, that's on my 3DS. Front and back of my 3DS, there. And, Milo and TV, with Daniel Ingram's autograph, and, Bronycon 2017 poster there, there's my, desk lamp. And... clock.
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| [''Pans past full sized trangender pride flag and lesbian pride flag''] Um, there's... lesbian pride- there's my, lesbi- there's my transgender flag, here's my... lesbian pride flag,
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| [''Walks over to and shows an iPhone''] I... this is my alarm clock, this... wakes me up about 6AM... It was my previous phone... um... um...
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| [''Walks to the bottom of the stairs''] Oh and upstairs I don't wanna talk much, because my mother is up there, I don't want her to get suspicious, but... that's pretty much where my mother is... uh, and our dogs... sometimes our cats. Aaand, she's got mostly boxes of her clothes up there. [''Sigh'']
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| [''Starts walking up the stairs''] So I'll just go with that, and I'll just- have a look.
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| [''Reaches the top of the stairs, and pans right to see Barb sleeping on a mattress on the floor. She is surrounded by high piles of boxes of her own clothes that could easily fall and suffocate her. There is a laptop playing soothing music in there with her. Chris then walks into the kitchen and turns on the light and starts panning the camera around af the various objects''] A long else, ok.
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| ===The kitchen (08:34-09:48)===
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| Uh, this- this is our kitchen, um, we don't have much room, because, we got s- stuff that's cluttered in here, ever since we moved back in, buut we get by, um, we have our... counter top, we have our... big old refrigerator, with, Batman poster and my mom likes batman, nanananananana... uh, microwave...
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| [''Shows a large amount of washing up that needs doing''] Uh, there's the sink! We have a... water filter system, so that's good. Um, I cooked chicken earlier tonight... um weus- um, washer... dishwasher, doesn't work for some reason, I forget why. It was discussed after, when we were moving back in, um
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| [''Walks over to toolbox''] ahh, du- du- daa da- just- we- just see, there's tools in that toolbox, hum, mm, and out there we fee- we feed our outside cats there. Um, ok what else? What else, what else?
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| [''Wanders over to a cabinet full of canned food''] Um, uch we store, canned goods... there.
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| [''Pans down to an ironing board''] Owell oxcheny opfeny anchony ironing board here. Hm.
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| ===The bathroom (09:48-10:26)===
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| [''Walks into the bathroom''] This is our bathroom, our upstairs... bathroom, it could... do with a little TLC, whe-yip, um, whigonisiscome, ey- ir- uh- ihr- irhis- few more boxes.
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| [''Pans to a small built in cabinet''] Uh, that, and then... grandma's cabinet, uh, belonging to... my mother's mother. She wanted it, so, after Aunt Corrina died, so, she has that and we've got some things in out new, closet area there, there's- a door behind that that goes to... well, that would be the guest room there...
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| [''Walks to another door and opens it, revealing a very dark room''] And in here... is, turn on the light...
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| [''Turns on the light to reveal an extremely large number of dangerous stacked boxes.''] Um, this would have been the guest room, if it didn't... just store a bunch of our stuff in here. Um, it was our... craft room, there's a hutch-
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| [''Shows the other side of that door from before''] there's the door... which you just saw from the other side.
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| [''Pans down to show an interesting painting in the middle of a clutter pile''] There's a... picture there... and other things..
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| [''Shows a nice framed greyscale photograph of a young Barb which is on top of one of the box piles''] There's, a photograph of my mother, from many, many years ago, and other things...
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| [''Shows a disassembled light table stored among the box piles''] Over there is our, light table, it's disassembled, that needs to be- to put it's legs back on, ahh, de- de- doo, ah, what you see is, what you get with... everything, inside the boxes, possiposisos.
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| [''Leaves the room into the hallway''] Where's that light switch? I need to turn off the light.
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| ===Chris's old room (11:17-12:43)===
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| [''Turns off the light, walks over to the door of his old room, and opens it''] Pretty much, last, and... kinda last, what was... bedroom, and, all that's lef- and glory, is now... more boxes.
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| [''The room is now filled with boxes and is very dark''] Just, over the boxes, um...
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| [''Turns to show a closet, but it is so dark that you can't see it''] New closet right here, and there's... boxes in there, uh, I don't know why this- ch- this phone's giving me- dim lighting on that, but, hm, anyway, uh, half this room is occupied by... my mother's boxes...
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| [''Zooms in onto various boxes Labelled as his mother's clothes''] Look! Clothes! Clothes... cloth, cloth, cloth, oh, muchos ropas, ropas ropaas! [''Ropas is Spanish for clothes''] Hey einsme, and, all the way over here, is some... lots of cloth, some other things, the only boxes that are mine are pretty much, um, fffff- EEEUUUH...
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| [''Indicates to some boxes that he apparently owns''] Along there, there... there, there... there, uh, it pretty much ends... right. there, that's the corner, zoop, eeh, just- just seems,
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| [''Walks around and shows all the other various boxes and objects scattered around''] ye- uh, other things, uh, what was this for? MORE CLUTTER, things, I'd like to be able to uah- sort it out, but my mo- urgh just, wants me to- uh, so much clutter! AH, CLUTTER! Eugh, eh, so pretty much, um...
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| [''Chris turns the camera back onto himself to end the video''] Ending it... what was... my bedroom, uh, that's pretty much it for the, inside the house tour, as it is today, so, [''sigh''] y-yup! Thank you very much, and, have a good day! Where is that button?
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Klop's Sandbox
Incase anybody wants to add anything, feel free.
Chris and language
Languages are systems of communication consisting of units of meaning (i.e. words) arranged in a structured and conventional way. Chris has yet to learn how to communicate effectively, and therefore is incredibly poor at any language he uses.
Living in the US all his life, Chris uses English as his primary language in both writing and discourse. He also learned Spanish as a second language, although poorly due to lack of practice. He has also used some phrases and words from other languages and has shown interest in learning Japanese.
Chris commits multiple mistakes in both writing and speaking due to a variety of reasons. Chris stopped speaking at the age of 1, and he didn't start again until the very late age of 7 years. Chris barely has any interaction with other humans offline. His autism and literal thinking also contributes to this problem; he takes sentences at face value, not thinking of any implication or hidden meanings in the sentence.
Chris is somewhat better at writing than speaking, since Chris writes more often than he speaks, and writing allows him to read over what he says before he presses send. Still, Chris's writing is riddled with grammatical, semantic, and literary flaws.
Common problems
Editors note - Mistakes Chris makes or would make while speaking any language. Things like using “ein“ instead of “eni" or how he reverses certain words like Pmurt.
CWC-isms
- Main article: CWC-isms
Chris has a habit of creating new words and using them without explaining what they mean in conversations. The CWC-ism "Tugboat" was used by Chris in an E-mail to Cole without telling him what it means. Oher words include "Noviophobia", "China" and "Ducks".
Writing
- Main article: Chris and writing
Penmanship
In contrast to the formless nature of his artwork, Chris has halfway-decent penmanship. Still, he often writes the wrong letter and ends up having to either scribble over it or "fudge" it into another letter.
Oration
- Main article: Chris and oratory
English
- Main article: English
Editors note - For discussing his problems in english
English is the most widely spoken language on Earth and Chris living in the USA should have been a master at it. Sadly, Chris's grasp on english is tenuous at best.
Writing
His writing is riddled with wrong spellings, bad grammar, unnecessarily capitalised words, wrong syntaxes and non-existant words.
Speaking
- Main articles: Chris and oratory and Speech impediment
Spanish
- Main article: Spanish
Editors note - For discussing mistakes he makes in Spanish
Others
Other than the two major languages Chris uses, he has tried dabbling in other languages.
Japanese
Chris making an entire nation proud
Chris being a Japanophile, has shown interest in learning japanese. He also uses the popular japanese words like “Kawaii" and "Senpai".
In November 2017, he released a drawing of him and Sailor Moon having a conversation in Japanese. The dialog was provided by the Idea Guys and the dialog therefore is filled with memes and lewd remarks.
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私は同性愛者です
Watashi wa dōseiai-shadesu
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I am a homosexual.
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I concur. John Elder had quite the autistic share and flair.
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お腹が空きました
Onaka ga akimashita
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I'm hungry.
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Quirky, but intellectual
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Luna
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お前はもう死んでいる
Omae wa mō shindeiru
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You are already dead.
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What a fascinating read.
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Ami
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The last line is a reference to the manga/anime Fist of the North Star.
The text on the bottom is possibly: "You look like the kind of person who fucks a guy in the ass and doesn't have the courtesy to ejaculate inside him," which Chris thought was "Smart hearts; smart minds; well-educated support."
Yiddish
Not a language Chris has shown interest in per se, but he has used the phrase “Oy Vey“ multiple times. It has a slight anti-semitic undertone, the translation is "Shut it". He has stopped using it due to him no longer being (openly) anti-semitic
References
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