Phone Call with Kacey's Dad

On November 10th, 2009, the audio recording of Chris's conversation with Kacey's dad was released to /cwc/ by Bryan Bash. In the epic recording, which spans more than 2 hours, Kacey's father, Matthew, berates Chris for his laziness, lack of empathy, inability to grow up, unhealthy lifestyle, rotund figure, and for generally being a failure at life.

On the other hand, Chris retorts by saying that he leads a hard life, which includes such laborious tasks as doing menial chores, mowing the lawn, and cleaning the house. He also claims to be strong and that he exercises regularly, as well as eating healthy by going to McDonald's only once per week and shoving vegetables down his throat. After being confronted with the truth that he uses the trolls and his autism as a crutch, stress overcame him and Chris became increasingly more upset.

In general, Chris' attitude and immaturity greatly offended Kacey and her father, causing her to rethink her decision and go back to Liquid.

Transcript

Kacey: Hey Chris it's Kacey!

Chris: Hey Kacey, how are you?

Kacey: Um, I'm cool. I'm over at my parents' house, 'cuz they wanted to call, 'cuz they saw some of your videos and I gave them the letter.

Chris: Alright. Actually I'm uploading a video now. I do 51 reps with 50 pound weights, well not really weights as much as they are...

Kacey: You did 51 reps? or 51 times? Because you know reps are different.

Chris: You know, lifted them up, 51 times, lifting up with each arm. 51 times two arms, so it's 102.

Kacey: Hmm, well was it hard?

Chris: Yea it was hard, but it was a show of strength anyways.

Kacey: Oh that's funny because I have to lift a hundred more pounds for my job, but um let me go ahead and get my dad for you because he wants to talk to you.

Chris: Alright, by the way, what's his name? (silence on the other end) Okay.

Kacey: I'm sorry I didn't hear you, it's Matthew.

Chris: Oh, Matthew, okay.

Kacey: Yeah.

Chris: Alright.

Kacey: Alright well just give me a minute.

Chris: Okay.

Matthew: Hello, Chris, this is Matthew, Kacey's father.

Chris: Hello si-good evening sir. How are you?

Matthew: I'm good, thank you. How are you?

Chris: I'm-I'm doing good.

Matthew: Good, good. So uhh, just got a couple of questions for ya, well, more than a couple, alright?

Chris: Well that's fine, that's fine, I'm happy to oblige with an ans-an honest answer.

Matthew: Okay, well uh, first and foremost, let's see, you got a job, son?

Chris: Hmm, not currently, but I am working towards getting a job: I have been filling in applications left and right.

Matthew: Really, really? What kinds of places? What kind of skills you got?

Chris: Hmm, yea well-yea I'm lookin-I'm applying for like uh retail stores and such, I've got in an application with news studios (?) in Ruckersville, and uh, one over at Wal-Mart, and I had one over at Target. I have worked before, I worked at Wendy's, in the Ruckersville for a few months. Plus I also worked as the sales representative for Cutco Cutlery.

Matthew: Right, that's minimum wage stuff. Did you go to college or something?

Chris: Yeah, I went to college. I got a degree and certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design.

Matthew: And you're working at Target? I mean I know the economy is bad, but I mean surely you've gotta use that somehow. Right? And how old are you again?

Chris: I'm twenty-seven, sir.

Matthew: Almost thirty, and you're working at Target? You wanna work at Target I should say.

Chris: Hmm, yeah, well not really sure what kind of job my degree and certificate will get me.

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See Also

• Kacey Phone Call
• Chris' apology

External links

• The epic recording in all its glory