My Little Pony

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Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured

My Little Pony (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by Megan. Chris has several MLPS made with hair from his head (not the common misconception of pubic hair).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.

In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right...

According to Chris, he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

In the Comics

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It... Is... So... Beautiful

Like any 8 year old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, Sonichu Special 2 reveals to its unfurtunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.

Arter having recieved a blessing from Chris' best man Sarah Hammer, the recently united Chris and Ivy decide it is time to share an intimate moment, and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge. If Chris is mercyful enough this might be the last time he punish MLP fandom, we can only hope.

The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
Chris' Own Creations	Original	TCG? In My Ponies?	Notes
frameless Cheroki-Chan	frameless Pony in Seaspray Pose	frameless	Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few quirks, likes to draw and color, but above all, he is noble and honorable. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a sweetheart himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly Camoflage.
frameless Camo-Flage	frameless Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose	frameless	Posible representation of Megan Schroeder. She Rejected Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
frameless Mimmbo Bo Boruto	frameless Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose	frameless	Custom pony based on and made for Daniel Mimms. Naruto is another inspiration.
frameless Squall Metal Alchamest	frameless Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose	frameless	And interdimentional pony with motherly issues. Based on Edward Elric.
frameless Crystal	frameless Pony Cutie Keen Bean	frameless	Conmemorative Pony of Crystal, Chris future daughter.
frameless Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior	frameless Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose	frameless	Camo-flage's older brother combined with the Pokémon Salamence.
frameless Ty Game	frameless Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose	frameless	Gamer Pony.
frameless Bee Riana	frameless Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)	frameless	When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
frameless Educait	frameless Pony in Sunny Daze Pose	frameless	A nerdy Pony. It is of the Wallflower type.
frameless Honeysumerah	frameless Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose	frameless	Based on a shallow Pop Star. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway Family Guy gag.
frameless Modest Manna	frameless Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose	frameless	Mormon pony.
frameless Linnhadey	frameless Pony in Beachberry Pose	frameless	'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
frameless Federico	frameless Pony in Beachberry Pose	frameless	Spanish Pony
frameless Bottom Beck	frameless Pony in Diva Pose	frameless	Generic souless and flavorless Pony.

See also

• Sailor Moon, for more of Chris' Straightness
• List of toys

External links

• Wikipedia article on My Little Pony
• Chris's MLP collection photoset download
• MOAR PONIES!!!111