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Chris goes on to complain about the trolls and claim that he really is leaving the internet. [[C-Ya Later|He's serious this time]]. [[100 2189|Honest]]. He also takes the time to bring forth and highlight supposed rumors that he sexually molests the family [[cats]] in a vain attempt to dispel them — it is believed that the woman in the parking lot called him a "kiddie fiddler" and he misheard it as "[[kitty]] fiddler". Moreover, he tells people not to believe anything about him on the Internet despite the fact that this very video is on the Internet. | Chris goes on to complain about the trolls and claim that he really is leaving the internet. [[C-Ya Later|He's serious this time]]. [[100 2189|Honest]]. He also takes the time to bring forth and highlight supposed rumors that he sexually molests the family [[cats]] in a vain attempt to dispel them — it is believed that the woman in the parking lot called him a "kiddie fiddler" and he misheard it as "[[kitty]] fiddler". Moreover, he tells people not to believe anything about him on the Internet despite the fact that this very video is on the Internet. | ||
Barely visible in the lower left of the screen throughout the video is a new [[Relic of Fail]], a [[Pokemon|Pokewalker pedometer | Barely visible in the lower left of the screen throughout the video is a new [[Relic of Fail]], a [[Pokemon|Pokewalker pedometer]] (moar like [[pedofork]] meter, amirite?) painted [[Sonichu]] yellow and blue. If the absence of both the [[medallion]] and the clown shirts are indeed the work of an [[Rocky|outside force]] with the intent of making Chris more mature, then Christian's latest actions have proven that this force has clearly failed. | ||
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Revision as of 16:49, 10 June 2010
June062010.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris on 6 June 2010 wherein he discusses a plan he hatched while drinking to stalk Michael Snyder at the The GAMe PLACe. This is after mentioning less than a week ago that he was leaving the Internet for the fourth time.
Analysis
The video partly confirms Michael Snyder's recent comments on YouTube: that Chris was at The GAMe PLACe on the evening of 4 June taking photographs. Snyder alleged that Chris was photographing his daughter, while Chris claims he was merely trying to take a picture of Snyder himself to paste on a dartboard. Either way, he's a creepy stalker. The only debate is over just how creepy.
Chris also hints that he believes there to be a massive schism at the GAMe PLACe regarding his lifelong ban, as evidenced by his belief that the person who caught him taking photos was on Snyder's "side". As Chris has a history of issuing blanket threats for simply associating with people he finds undesirable, it would not be out of character for him to have also photographed any patron he suspected of supporting Michael's completely rational decision in order to give them the dartboard treatment as well. This is supported by a slip-up in the video--Chris's recollection of his encounter with the police implies that he was forced to delete more than the one picture he would have needed to take. The furious reaction of Michael Snyder and the anonymous woman's accusations of child pornography suggest that he was including young children, possibly among them Michael's daughter, in his sweep, unaware that this would make him look like a massive pedofork.
Chris goes on to complain about the trolls and claim that he really is leaving the internet. He's serious this time. Honest. He also takes the time to bring forth and highlight supposed rumors that he sexually molests the family cats in a vain attempt to dispel them — it is believed that the woman in the parking lot called him a "kiddie fiddler" and he misheard it as "kitty fiddler". Moreover, he tells people not to believe anything about him on the Internet despite the fact that this very video is on the Internet.
Barely visible in the lower left of the screen throughout the video is a new Relic of Fail, a Pokewalker pedometer (moar like pedofork meter, amirite?) painted Sonichu yellow and blue. If the absence of both the medallion and the clown shirts are indeed the work of an outside force with the intent of making Chris more mature, then Christian's latest actions have proven that this force has clearly failed.
Background
On 6 June 2010, Michael Synder commented on several Chris related YouTube videos:
| “ | Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it. | ” |
| Michael Snyder on YouTube | ||
Description
| “ | **Do Not Believe Anything that has been posted On The Internet, Outside of This YouTube Account, as of May 28, 2010.
This Includes EVERYTHING that was said OUTSIDE of here, the Once Was Cwcipedia Before its Most Recent Hacking and my OKCupid Page. Have a good day, Christian W. Chandler |
” |
Video
| June062010.MOV | |
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| Stardate | 6 June 2010 |
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Saga |  The GAMe PLACe
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| Shirt |  The Happy Jack
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Transcript
June 6, 2010. At this, uh, moment, I have an understanding that there are misconceptions and rumors being spread about me, which, uh, I would like to state, very, right off, that rumors, spread rumors about anybody, especially to make them look terrible, is just not cool. But anyway, uh, first off, I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "fiddle my cats." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are their back and their heads. Nothing more.
[A long pause, where Chris seems about to speak several times.]
Anyway. After that, let me tell you about, uh, what happened, uh... [removes glasses] ...last Friday at the, uh, fourth of June. Hm. Okay, so it was after, Friday, it was after five, I went over to a bar, and I had a Bud. A bottle of Bud. And I p- and then I played some solitaire on my DS, while I, while I waited to the, uh, while I waited to the hour. But then, about, about three-quarters of an hour through, because I had a camera in my possession right then, I had the impulse of, "Hey, I'll go over, I'll go over to the PLACe and take a picture of Michael Snyder so that I can print it out later and use it as a dartboard." So that, so that, that's just basically what happened. So then I drove over to the parking lot, of the PLACe, in front of Staples, and then I made my way to the window to take a picture of him, and nobody else. Right through the store window. Through the store window, just him. And that, uh, that, I was not alone there in front of the, uh, window, there was another dude who was apparently on his side and recognized me. He wanted to start a fight, but, in a, in a fight or flee, I decided to flee. So I went to my car, the man ran in and got Michael, and then Michael jumped in front of my car. He jumped in front of my car. As a matter of fact, he jumped on to the top of my hood! He was looming over my windshield!
It was horrifying. So I backed my car up, I backed my car up. And I, and I backed it up to my, to my right. Then I see that there was, like, a couple of police cars in front of me, so that was like the wrong way to go, I should have backed up the other way. But anyway. So, to go around them... I went to another aisle, and I drove through that. And then, so then I, then I decided to make a left turn. Bad, bad m-, bad move right there. Because he jumped in front of my car again, risking his own life! I could have been going top speed! He was lucky he didn't get hurt! As far as I know. Though I did not run him over. Jumped in front of my car, so I back up. And then I tried going around. And then this, and then this woman, I don't know who, I do not know who the blank she is, she jumps in front of my car! So I stop again. And then I started backing up, and then I get stuck from behind, and then I'm trapped. Between the, between police and Michael and whoever the hell this woman was. So then I sorted it out with the police, they dele-, they deleted the pictures, and, uh, and the, and then the woman, t-, the woman came to me right up front and accused me of things, like, you know, seeing naked pictures on me on the internet, and they accused me of child pornography! I am not a pornographer of any sort! And any naked pictures of me on the internet were either tricked from me by the trolls, where they s- deceived me, or I was blackmailed! And there were a number of blackmailings! As th-, as they have sss- ratted themselves out, on the CWC-, on their websites such as the CWCki or even the Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage. Anyway, the... and also, uh, Michael just basically loomed into me, and he said, he just basically shouted from me, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment! There's already under trouble for quote-unquote trespassing.
[Another pause interspersed with attempts to speak.]
And then, so, with that I told the police about, I reminded them, eventually, of, of the trolls of the internet that have been going against me, and so I warned them of websites such as the CWCki, and I named a troll or two. I'm not gonna say, uh, who I named. But anyway, they let me go with a w-, anyway I was let go with a warning, out of the parking lot. The point, the point is, the only pictures I was taking were of Michael Snyder. Nobody else! No children. I want to make that very clear. And also, I do not want any more rumors spread at all! It's bad enough you have to have ruined, you had to messed up my once-good name, and have a transfer it to real life. Which may, which, uh, I basically got that impression first-hand for practically the first time, so proved that theory, and it made me feel sad, because I am not the villain! The trolls are the villains. Because they spread, 'cause they troll me. They make up the crap. They exaggerate or twist around my truths. My spoken word. And they give me wrongful mislabelings. I'm STRAIGHT! And they use damn Photoshop! To make it look like otherwise.
[Another long lip-flapping pause.]
So at this point, with my spacing myself away from the Internet, and I'm trying to put my name back at a clean state, I p- I so, I put this unto everybody, and all people who look me up on the Internet. Do not believe ANYTHING... they have said at all about me. Because I pretty much did away my website, the CWCipedia. So do not believe anything that there is on the Internet about me. If you want clarification, send me an e-mail, or talk to me in person. I encourage talking to me in person. 'Cause then we can meet, 'cause then it will be face to face. And there is no better way of reflecting my honesty to you, the general public, than face to face. I want to go back to normal life. And one way I could do that, to help go back to do that, is to quell the bad reputation. So again, I encourage everybody who looks me up on the Internet, since there's nothing, since I have removed most everything about myself personally, don't believe anything on the Internet about me at this point. Don't believe anything on the Internet about me! Christian Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, Virginia, United States of America. I leave y'all with that, and I bid y'all a good day or evening depending on the time zone.
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