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; Is Chris a troll? | ; Is Chris a troll? | ||
No, the documentation on his entire life and testimony by real life people are way too complete. | : No, the documentation on his entire life and testimony by real life people are way too complete. | ||
; Is [[Ivy]] imaginary? | ; Is [[Ivy]] imaginary? | ||
No. | : No. | ||
; Why doesn't he just get a fucking prostitute? | ; Why doesn't he just get a fucking prostitute? | ||
He wants [[love quest|true and honest love]]. Prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion. When prostitutes were sent to his house, Chris cried. | : He wants [[love quest|true and honest love]]. Prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion. When prostitutes were sent to his house, Chris cried. | ||
; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] guy? | ; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] guy? | ||
We don't do it because he's autistic, but rather because he's a [[Niggos|racist]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]] and [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]] [[Parody|thief]], [[Chris and Wikipedia|narcissist]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonizer]] and all-around [[fail]]ure who wastes your [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities. | : We don't do it because he's autistic, but rather because he's a [[Niggos|racist]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]] and [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]] [[Parody|thief]], [[Chris and Wikipedia|narcissist]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonizer]] and all-around [[fail]]ure who wastes your [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities. | ||
; Can he be helped? Should I try? | ; Can he be helped? Should I try? | ||
[[Vivitheg|Better]] [[Clyde Cash|people]] [[Sarah May|than]] you have tried and accomplished nothing. See the [[white knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. You won't be able to do it regardless. | : [[Vivitheg|Better]] [[Clyde Cash|people]] [[Sarah May|than]] you have tried and accomplished nothing. See the [[white knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. You won't be able to do it regardless. | ||
; Is he seeing a psychiatrist? | ; Is he seeing a psychiatrist? | ||
Chris is seeing a church counselor. He refuses to get professional help because of money and because he thinks God, Jesus and his church will pull through [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|much better]]. | : Chris is seeing a church counselor. He refuses to get professional help because of money and because he thinks God, Jesus and his church will pull through [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|much better]]. | ||
; Is he really autistic? | ; Is he really autistic? | ||
This is debated. He was, at the very least, clinically diagnosed with [[autism|high-functioning autism]]. His behavior contains signs that support it. | : This is debated. He was, at the very least, clinically diagnosed with [[autism|high-functioning autism]]. His behavior contains signs that support it. | ||
; Is he retarded? | ; Is he retarded? | ||
Possibly, but definitely not completely retarded. He managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. | : Possibly, but definitely not completely retarded. He managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. | ||
; Is he gay? | ; Is he gay? | ||
This is a hotly debated point, and as yet there's no consensus on this. He's certainly into women and masturbating while thinking about women; on the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked, and makes a practice of meditating upon Sailor Moon in order to keep himself strength. Most likely, Chris is either a) a homophobic straight guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he's an idiot, or b) a homophobic bicurious guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he personally has homoerotic fantasies that he desperately tries to repress. | : This is a hotly debated point, and as yet there's no consensus on this. He's certainly into women and masturbating while thinking about women; on the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked, and makes a practice of meditating upon Sailor Moon in order to keep himself strength. Most likely, Chris is either a) a homophobic straight guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he's an idiot, or b) a homophobic bicurious guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he personally has homoerotic fantasies that he desperately tries to repress. | ||
; Is he a furry? | ; Is he a furry? | ||
Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one, however he admits to being turned on by Rosechu (not as much as a human female, natch), has drawn [[Rule 34]] artwork of his characters, and has depicted himself as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] having sex with a furry version of his current [[sweetheart]] [[Ivy]]. He is a furry in the sense that he clearly derives enjoyment from sexualised anthropomorphic animal characters, and personally identifies with a particular anthro character; he is not a furry in the sense that he does not participate in the wider furry community. Lucky bastards. | : Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one, however he admits to being turned on by Rosechu (not as much as a human female, natch), has drawn [[Rule 34]] artwork of his characters, and has depicted himself as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] having sex with a furry version of his current [[sweetheart]] [[Ivy]]. He is a furry in the sense that he clearly derives enjoyment from sexualised anthropomorphic animal characters, and personally identifies with a particular anthro character; he is not a furry in the sense that he does not participate in the wider furry community. Lucky bastards. | ||
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway? | ; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway? | ||
He has always liked kids games, and he won a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles. Sonic has certain qualities that attract autistic people more than other titles such as Mario. | : He has always liked kids games, and he won a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles. Sonic has certain qualities that attract autistic people more than other titles such as Mario. | ||
; What's the deal with the shirts he always wears? | ; What's the deal with the shirts he always wears? | ||
Chris buys his [[shirt]]s from the Salvation Army and Goodwill. | : Chris buys his [[shirt]]s from the Salvation Army and Goodwill. | ||
; Does Chris drink or do drugs? | ; Does Chris drink or do drugs? | ||
No, he is firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]], [[Alcohol|drinking]], and drug use. | : No, he is firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]], [[Alcohol|drinking]], and drug use. | ||
; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris? | ; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris? | ||
Post it on PVCC or /cwc/. The trolls closest to Chris do look at these and do read these boards for suggestions. | : Post it on PVCC or /cwc/. The trolls closest to Chris do look at these and do read these boards for suggestions. | ||
; What's this about Jimmy Hill? | ; What's this about Jimmy Hill? | ||
[[Jimmy Hill]]'s TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu was an idea that infuriated Chris who is strongly possessive of his Mary Sue hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu. It was run by the Something Awful Sychophant Squad (SASS) but disintegrated in November 2008 at the same time the board collapsed. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. Jimmy Hill is totally an old meme. | : [[Jimmy Hill]]'s TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu was an idea that infuriated Chris who is strongly possessive of his Mary Sue hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu. It was run by the Something Awful Sychophant Squad (SASS) but disintegrated in November 2008 at the same time the board collapsed. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. Jimmy Hill is totally an old meme. | ||
; Where does Chris currently publish new content? | ; Where does Chris currently publish new content? | ||
* [http://cwcville.com cwcville.com], Sonichu site | :* [http://cwcville.com cwcville.com], Sonichu site | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu], YouTube account | :* [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu], YouTube account | ||
; Where can I learn more about this guy? | ; Where can I learn more about this guy? | ||
Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]] of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of email correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include: | : Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]] of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of email correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include: | ||
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]] | :* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]] | ||
* /cwc/ imageboard | :* /cwc/ imageboard | ||
* [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu (IRC chat)]] | :* [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu (IRC chat)]] | ||
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] | :* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] | ||
Revision as of 21:01, 8 May 2009
Introduction
In the world of Chris-chan, new people are being initiated to the horrors every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran Miscreant might be answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same question time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the common questions encountered.
All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild.
Questions and Answers
- Is Chris a troll?
- No, the documentation on his entire life and testimony by real life people are way too complete.
- Is Ivy imaginary?
- No.
- Why doesn't he just get a fucking prostitute?
- He wants true and honest love. Prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion. When prostitutes were sent to his house, Chris cried.
- How can you get off taunting an autistic guy?
- We don't do it because he's autistic, but rather because he's a racist, sexist, homophobic, unsympathetic, ungrateful, jealous, kid-scaring and troll-feeding thief, narcissist, antagonizer and all-around failure who wastes your tax money while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities.
- Can he be helped? Should I try?
- Better people than you have tried and accomplished nothing. See the white knight article for reasons for and against trying to save Chris. You won't be able to do it regardless.
- Is he seeing a psychiatrist?
- Chris is seeing a church counselor. He refuses to get professional help because of money and because he thinks God, Jesus and his church will pull through much better.
- Is he really autistic?
- This is debated. He was, at the very least, clinically diagnosed with high-functioning autism. His behavior contains signs that support it.
- Is he retarded?
- Possibly, but definitely not completely retarded. He managed to graduate from community college and obtain a driver's license.
- Is he gay?
- This is a hotly debated point, and as yet there's no consensus on this. He's certainly into women and masturbating while thinking about women; on the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked, and makes a practice of meditating upon Sailor Moon in order to keep himself strength. Most likely, Chris is either a) a homophobic straight guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he's an idiot, or b) a homophobic bicurious guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he personally has homoerotic fantasies that he desperately tries to repress.
- Is he a furry?
- Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one, however he admits to being turned on by Rosechu (not as much as a human female, natch), has drawn Rule 34 artwork of his characters, and has depicted himself as Chris-Chan Sonichu having sex with a furry version of his current sweetheart Ivy. He is a furry in the sense that he clearly derives enjoyment from sexualised anthropomorphic animal characters, and personally identifies with a particular anthro character; he is not a furry in the sense that he does not participate in the wider furry community. Lucky bastards.
- What's the deal with Sonic, anyway?
- He has always liked kids games, and he won a Sega contest that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles. Sonic has certain qualities that attract autistic people more than other titles such as Mario.
- What's the deal with the shirts he always wears?
- Chris buys his shirts from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.
- Does Chris drink or do drugs?
- Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
- Post it on PVCC or /cwc/. The trolls closest to Chris do look at these and do read these boards for suggestions.
- What's this about Jimmy Hill?
- Jimmy Hill's TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu was an idea that infuriated Chris who is strongly possessive of his Mary Sue hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu. It was run by the Something Awful Sychophant Squad (SASS) but disintegrated in November 2008 at the same time the board collapsed. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. Jimmy Hill is totally an old meme.
- Where does Chris currently publish new content?
- cwcville.com, Sonichu site
- youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu, YouTube account
- Where can I learn more about this guy?
- Well, right here at this fine wiki of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the Megan Saga and the release of email correspondence between the two. Other resources include: