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'''Revive Zordon''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in ''[[Sonichu 10]]''. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''Super Sentai'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, Zordon. Ironically, Ted Nugent is a right wing goofball who doesn't like [[homos]], so he'd probably have nothing but disgust for | '''"Revive Zordon"''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in ''[[Sonichu 10]]''. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''Super Sentai'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, Zordon. Ironically, Ted Nugent is a right wing goofball who doesn't like [[homos]], so he'd probably have nothing but disgust for Chris. | ||
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The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent_garbage]], which | The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent_garbage]], which led to the deaths of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In [[Molvanîa]], where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved across the country. | ||
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Revision as of 21:39, 25 January 2010
"Revive Zordon" is the newest single from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys after the dismal failure of their sophomore album Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK. The song made its worldwide debut in Sonichu 10. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American Super Sentai team, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, by reviving their mentor, Zordon. Ironically, Ted Nugent is a right wing goofball who doesn't like homos, so he'd probably have nothing but disgust for Chris.
Lyrics
Revive Zordon
They smashed his tube
while lost in space
And then he was gone to save the human race
Yet more evil forces showed up
And they lost their good fans
When they went and killed Zordon!
[chorus]
They need to Revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon!
Presidents tried to enforce
But that plot was too trite
Zordon was better than the police
He had great powers and then some
Might and magic ruled
And five Zords rule over three.
[chorus x 2]
The original team was beyond the best
Tommy loved Kimberly
(Sweet and Tenderly)
Trini was keeping it real with Zach,
Billy had the brains to time travel
and Jason was leadin' Red!
Dinozords evolved to the
the Thunder Power
Ninja and Shogun Titanus
Zeo Crystal Power
Autobot-Style with Turbo
U.F.O. Got lost in Space
[chrous]
Revive Zordon and get the
Power Rangers back together,
which was most awesome!!!
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers")
The Original source
Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent.
Reception
The song was first played at the headquarters of 4-cent_garbage, which led to the deaths of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In Molvanîa, where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved across the country.
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