Chris's birthday
Chris's birthday, the 24th of February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new vidya, to wanting his birthday to be a national holiday) warrants some inspection.
Notable birthdays
18th
While most people would've celebrated by partying hard, doing something special, or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children— comprised of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some platonic gal-pals as guests. No alcohol, no tobacky, just Kenan & Kel and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever. The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "My big 18th party".
21st
If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this is probably his worst. No friends, no new video games, and no sweetheart. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his college English class by his professor. Chris first alleged his professor just didn't understand autism, but later confided in Sarah that he was dismissed for hating on da homos. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the Love Quest— Chris's enduring search for someone that will put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity.
27th
Not much is known of Chris's 27th birthday, other than that it coincided with the burial of his late Aunt Corina. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes, instead of mourning the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in a mumble chat about how Aunt Corina ruined his special day by selfishly dying.
28th
| “ | Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!" | ” |
| Chris, on being nearly 30 | ||
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his obsessive desire to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a mysterious substance and was visited by another male guest. Alec Benson Leary also called in and congratulated him, all around nice guy that he is.
- Sonichu canon: Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in Sonichu 10 is distributed into the global water supply on this day.
"Christian Love Day"
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be focused on him too. First seen in the CWC Blog, "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by STRAIGHT folk. In the Mailbag, he clarified he 'feels like' it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because he wills it and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond one lone video.
In Sonichu, the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and ego). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality.
February 24th is also...
- Armenia's Genocide Remembrance Day.
- The day U.S. forces fought a UFO over Los Angeles (1942).
- The day the Nazi party was founded (1920).
- The day Egyptian Premier Ahmed Maher Pasha was killed in Parliament after reading a decree (1945).
- The day Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa for the death of Salman Rushdie (1989).
Other people born on February 24th include...
- George Harrison (1943)
- Steve Jobs (1955)
- Chad Hugo (1974)
- Floyd Mayweather, Jr. (1977)
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