SonichuBabies
SonichuBabies is a video Chris uploaded on 25 October 2010. In it, Chris rips off the 1980s cartoon Muppet Babies by recasting the Chaotic Combo as babies. While Chris doing that isn't uncommon (in fact, Sonichu Babies was the name of one of the stories in Sonichu 2, though it was an origin story for the Combo), Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't supposed to be doing!"
Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children kiss, ostracize Blake, and fight - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.
This marks the first time Chris has actually done anything with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the Christmas Special. Much to the Fans' chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into The most annoying part of the CWCVerse.
It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as Gonzo, despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters.
Video
| SonichuBabies | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 25 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Other  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt | Unclear |
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Transcript
[Displays four crude drawings of members of the Chaotic Combo as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws] Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee...
[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot] Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...
[Sonee and Rosee in shot] When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... [As Rosee] Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!
[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot] Is everything alright in here? [As all sonichus] Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!
[Displays all drawings, dropping some] Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!
[Sonee and Rosey] We're having fun today in d-in d-in da room, aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] Bubbles, Punchy, Magi-chan, Angelica, even Blake! [Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake] Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have black hair though. [Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey] Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da TV show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! [Makes the baby siblings "kiss"] Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!
[Exposition!Magi-chan moves into shot] What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"!
[Disembodied legs return] Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. [Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join] That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. [Pause] Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? Oh yeah you're right. You stay home. Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. Look how we settled that! Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. [Pieces of paper "kiss"] Okay, see you later.
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. Okay Papa C!
[Bubbles and Wild] What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round!
[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.] Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A communist, huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television!
[Replaced by Blake] Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] [Enter Sonee and Rosee] Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?]. Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. [As Blake] Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! Sorry Blake! Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever.
[Angelica] All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. [Magi-chan] Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve! Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first. I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually. Yeah. [Awkward pause] Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything. Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. An' Nanny takes us! Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. So what you wanna do now? Let's go play with Legos! Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!
[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu] Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! [Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over] Huh. Got me there. [Wild "hits" Punchy] Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! [Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone] Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush! I'm sorry. [Awkward silence] Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. [Unintelligible] punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery. Yeah. So, I'll do that. Because, violence is not always the answer to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defence, it can be... the answer. I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' bully comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he beats me up! What's wrong with that dude? D'ya want me to go beat him up? Nah, I just need to learn self defence. I'm gonna go find and beat him up. Hiyaaa!
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