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Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates?

For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. Clydec 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)

Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. Clydec 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. Dkaien 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

Image purge project

According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx Clydec 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

• Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--Champthom 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --Anonymax 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. Clydec 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --Anonymax 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

Overlooked interview?

A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for Chris-chan_Discusses..., the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--Austin 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

• This is the Christian Weston Chandler Interview, that video is just a mirror. --Thorgnzorrg 15:05, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Chris and diligence article?

Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --Maximilian Graves 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

• • Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing. Though with how lazy he is, the article would probably grow to be almost as large as the article on sex. Melainia 21:04, 15 September 2010 (EST)

My response to the site administrator.

Just a few days ago, a member of our forums decided to claim that we were involved in attacks on your wiki. We were notified by the administrator of your site on a locked topic supposedly thanking us for our actions placed on PSPownsYou (or PBML) and also requested action on another supposed participant named Level1isbest. I just want to point out that we have no intention of harming your site and that the involved parties are a bunch of fucking trolls, but then again every person on Newgrounds does it for the lulz, not including school shootings (Jeff Weise). Sorry for any inconvienence. Tateos 16:25, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

Chris and Morality Page

Though his morality has been mentioned on several other pages, I think it would be best to have one page dedicated to his morality, or lack there-of, and where it comes from, mainly his ego. Melainia 21:07, 15 September 2010 (EST)

Frankly, if it's coming from his ego, it should be mentioned on the ego page. This is, however, unless there's enough to justify a major Chris and page.--Blazer 20:37, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

I don't really think Chris's morality needs its own page, as it would end up being a documentation of all the times he's been a horrible person (huge list), and all of the reasons behind it (troll speculation). These issues are already covered rather in depth on Chris's own page, the White Knighting page, the pages on Chris's Lies, Things Chris Has Ripped Off, Women's Rights, Homos etc. I feel a page purely about what a bad person he is is redundant (and self-evident besides). Sygerrik 09:46, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

so i did some spring cleaning today.

http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6 - and then i realized it was autumn. Clydec 17:44, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

Does the great Clyde wish for these to be uploaded to their appropriate articles? --Caboose -1 22:49, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

No, I want them to stay in this link forever and never be posted on the CWCki. Ever. EVER. This is the reason why I posted on the CWCki, to ensure that would happen. Clydec 01:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

I was doing some spring cleaning too, little cuz! I was going through my emails and then suddenly i stumbled upon this pic of CWC that WallFlower gave to me awhile back! As The Ancient Hawaiians used to say: A clean coconut is a clean soul. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7886/cwcinkilt.jpg SurfShackTito 17:58, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

lol at the Marge Simpson poster - Captainhowdy 19:23, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

Tugboat icon I made for Donations

Enjoy! Shiny 13:31, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

• Include your CWCki username with your donation and you'll receive a SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION user box for your page and you'll receive a "si a pretty cool guy" quote from yours truly. --Champthom 15:23, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

So hey, I wanted to donate some shinies but my PayPal only gives out my dox rather than my CWCki username. I'll set up a new PayPal account in a bit. Gmail's the best way to go about it, right? --Ronichu 03:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Faithfulness

Is there an article on Chris and his faithfulness to his "sweethearts", cause I was just skimming through Sonichu 10 where he claims Blanca is his true and honest sweetheart, but he's married in the future to Lovely Weather and slept with her, not to mention Meg? And that's probably not the only example one could think of. --SerenityMoonstone 22:31, 29 September 2010 (EST)

• Just about every Sweetheart article showcases how unfaithful Chris is.--trombonista 15:32, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

getting rid of the fan works section

it's just a drag on our servers. Clydec 21:54, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

if anyone wants to argue against deleting the fan works section, speak up now plz. hurry! Clydec 20:32, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

If it'll keep away the server errors then tear it down, burn the remains, and salt the earth. --Caboose -1 22:03, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

The section is bullshit that should have been killed months ago. Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs 19:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Wasn't there plans for a wiki dedicated to fanworks? Whatever happened to that? For that matter, why is the fanworks section still up at all? Cogsdev wanted it trimmed several months ago.--Austin 00:41, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

http://789chan.org/cxc/ Clydec 01:12, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

Can you give us an idea for an exact date for the deletion? I'd like to go through and save everything. --Xanabit 20:22, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

I'll save it all in a zip file. Clydec 20:24, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

There's hardly anything left that's worth keeping. I say go for it.--trombonista 20:44, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Dunno guys, this for example is ace and I'll miss it. --Sonijew is back 01:59, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

If there's anything worth keeping it's that, Chris Gets Laid, and the Asperchu fan page. Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs 17:09, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

In that case, move the Mailbag References page out of the Fan category. --AntonImaus 03:56, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

As I mentioned on the fan discussion (In case nobody read it) It would be an affront to not have any backups of the stories here. I finished up my story (Silent CWCville) so save the stories, redistribute them throughout the internet. And tell me where they'll be moved. Thanks. --Radiant Price 16:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

If it's going to be saved and taken elsewhere, I say nuke it.--Austin 21:15, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Just do it! people can use /cwc/ to post their creepy fantasies --GOTDANG 06:31, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah,if you're gonna save it I'm all up for the deletion. --Bealtespip122 13:03, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

Everything has been saved on the cwcki spec forums by the admin there so away this section goes. Clydec 10:04, 15 October 2010 (PDT) Blow it up --Wintermute 22:23, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Posting Kacey's Encounters with Chris

Does anyone else feel that we should make a page with Kacey's encounters with Chris here? I mean, we reference it enough, and I think it's causing some confusion. Unless, of course, you feel that showing that Kacey was trolling him would be more confusing. Melainia 12:20, 6 October 2010 (EST)

That information is unsubstantiated. Canine 21:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh, true, I just wanted to ask. Melainia 12:53, 6 October 2010 (EST)

I'm not so sure...Some of the information sounds feasable, And if I recall correctly during one of their final chats Kacey mentioned an IRL encounter with him. But at the moment I don't want for us to take any risks...Is it possible we can get a confirmation from Liquid? --EdtheHedgehog1894 00:56, 6 October 2010 (EST)

I do remember the sniffing incident being mentioned during the Father Call, and Chris did admit to touching her a lot. Melainia 1:00, 6 October 2010 (EST)

liquid doesn't give a shit about this anymore. just let sleeping dogs lie with him. just forget about this stuff, we'll get the real story one day. maybe. Clydec 22:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Need CWC E-Mail

I'm looking to pull the wool over good ol' CWC's eyes via The 4Hoursemen project (details will be revealed later) but if it goes out the way i plan lulz will ensue but for these things to fall into play i need some way to talk to him.Would his youtube account work or will he not even respond on that? The 4horsemen project 17:07, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

• Sign your posts. It's just four ~'s.--MoarLurk 16:40, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
• It's damn near impossible to get into contact with Chris. You'd have an easier time picking fly shit out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves. --BreadGod 17:11, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
• CWCki really isn't the place to launch trolling and if you can't find Chris's e-mail, then you probably shouldn't be trolling him.--Champthom 17:17, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

• Oh i've found his e-mail but the fat bastard wont respond to me.Maybe i should find a diffrent approach... The 4horsemen project 17:28, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

Mental Stability

So how's the mental stability on cristian?In his latest videos he seems a little more crazy then befor.

Sign your posts and take this to the speculation page.--Švek 09:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

List of Appearances

General Rock suggested that we have an article compiling all of the places where Chris has doodled Sonichu where it was totally unnecessary. From that drawing on the snow to his resume, I'm sure we can come up with an exhaustive list. Thoughts? --SeventhBase 19:00, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

• He's 'fixated' on Sonichu; it happens with autistic people pretty often. the infamous Blue Spork 00:39, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

New template

Did I forget something? --Sonijew is back 04:39, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

I think Chris dressing in a kilt and pretending to be Scottish counts as cosplay. I can't remember the exact video. MissRadioactive 05:24, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

• Nevermind. Found it. Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots! MissRadioactive 05:45, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I was just re-watching some of the audiobooks, and came to an obvious but hilarious conclusion; our fearless leader has no clue how many people there are on earth (or is too Slow_in_the_mind to understand high school level math).

As I am a new user (Hi btw), and my Wiki skills are sub-par at best, I figured I'd prostrate myself before the CWCki masters before I made a n00b-ish page.

Here is a short greatest-hits list of Chris' math fails:

-In Episode 14 he (speaking through one of his characters) mentioned he sometimes detests 99.9999999999996% of the worldwide male population, not including himself and 'those within the margin of error.'

That means that he (and those unnamed males) make up 4.0x10^-13 of the male population, and since he included himself that means that there must be at least 2.5 trillion other males for him to despise.

Not only is this number 24x the total number of humans to have ever lived, but it isn't even the entire human population according to Chris! Going by the CIA World Factbook, the Male/Female ratio is currently about 1.01. Therefore there are at least 4.975 trillion people on earth.

[1] [2]

-He has claimed that he has an IQ over 300; using the standard deviations of the Stanford-Binet tests (15 from a mean of 100), that would put him in at over 12.5 standard deviations; less than one in 2 Decillion people. That is not a typo. 2 Decillion is a real number, and it looks like this

2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Wechsler IQ test gives an even scarier result; 13.333 standard deviations, or one in one hundred undecillion. In longhand that looks like this

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[3] [4]

Maybe I'm wrong, but in my humble opinion fail is rarely as pure and as concentrated as a self-declared genius who thinks that there are more people alive on earth then there are stars in our galaxy*.

*~300 Billion by WolframAlpha's count

--Concerned Citizen 20:08, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

• One, we have a forum dedicated to wild speculation and stuff, it's linked to in the NOT A FORUM template. Two, Chris wasn't thinking mathematically when he wrote 99.99999999996%, he just added extra 9's onto it until he felt like he'd made his point. Three, he just picked a high number because he understood that high IQ=smart guy. Chris doesn't think about things beyond the surface.--MoarLurk 20:13, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

• Although I agree Chris is an idiot and that he sucks at math, and although I agree that if we saw into his mind there would be enough content for an article, he's only demonstrated his math skillz once or twice. As of the moment, it really isn't article-worthy. Trust me, if there were enough content for it, I would be the first to support it. Still, drafting a page for it somewhere might be useful should more evidence of his inability come up. Freecell 14:38, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

Animation/short template

Do you think we can use a template for all the Lego/pen/paper shorts that Chris has made? --SeventhBase 20:11, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

Chris comparisons

Is there potential for comparisons of Chris and various famous/infamous retards? See the comparison of Chris and Martin Bryant on my user page for an example of what I mean. The format doesn't have to be the same. --Kwon 01:01, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

the cwcki isn't meant for that purpose. besides, chris is chris. -- Clyde 01:09, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

k. Fair enough. --Kwon 01:10, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

for logs and shit. Should there be a section for: Highlights?

Some people just don't have the patience to read all the logs. (see bluespike despite me actually editing them)

Or e-mails. Granted, some exchanges are so golden that they don't need a highlights section because they are all highlights but there have been some pretty boring things. I dunno. Maybe just for Bluespike because they are so long and unwieldy. -- Clyde 09:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

Highlights section sounds like a good idea. I've sort of wished something like that existed for Mailbag, at least to give some sort of summary of what kind of stuff we could learn from there. --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 10:03, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

The Chris and... articles need a complete overhaul (Next project to improve)

I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. I would do this myself, but I'm just going to get angry and destroy CWCki (again). This should be the next project to improve. -- Clyde 14:33, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

Not to bring your wrath upon me but I would ask: What specifically do you wish to see changed? Perhaps with a format to go off of we can accomplish what you seek. --Caboose -1 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. oh and stick to facts only. There's a limit to how much stuff you can extrapolate from the actions that chris blahs out of his blahhole. -- Clyde 14:52, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

For those looking for areas that need the most attention, start with older videos (Ivy Saga and earlier are good places to go). Remove bullshit like "This video shows how much Chris fails at life" or "this video is one of the creepiest/worst/laziest videos Chris has ever made", and especially fuckery like "Chris was probably forced to make this because his parents yelled at him and he was hearing voices." Keep it all to a brief overview and objective as possible, with supporting facts where applicable. --OhhhMyAxels 14:33, 4 November 2010 (PDT)

Can unecessary bullshit digressions be removed as well? A lot of times people add explanations of what exactly Chris did wrong where it's either 1)obvious or 2) shit no one cares about. Here is an example of what I mean "

Chris tries to translate Clyde Cash's name into Spanish, failing miserably. As you don't translate names, but if one did, it would be Dinero, not "Cashez", and the last name would still go last. Also, "de(l) ___" suffixes tend to be titles and honorifics. Thus, if names were to be translated, Clyde may be Claudio Dinero del Oro, lit: "Clyde Cash of the Gold." --Švek 08:27, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

Donation drive

We need money for hosting and whatnot (Clyde can explain it in details for people who care about technical shit). Donating will get you a SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION user box (design to be announced). Donating $20 or more gets you another special edition userbox AND your very own "si a very cool guy" quote by yours truly. Donate early, donate often. --Champthom 14:18, 4 November 2010 (PDT)

This showed up on my doorstep

http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p I dunno the origin -- Clyde 18:16, 5 November 2010 (PDT) http://www.mediafire.com/?mzqbcbh007abn88 oh this too. -- Clyde 18:31, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

J.J. articles

So now, as the Jackie e-mails have revealed, the identity of JenkinsJinkies is out in the open. Should we make the appropriate articles and/or edits, now? I'm thinking of posting and re-transcribing the introduction video, as well as the history of the (disappointingly brief yet fruitful) saga. --SeventhBase 17:11, 6 November 2010 (PDT)