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Stephen Fry,

LittleBigPlanet's narrator and the very anti-thesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is intellegent, witty, and charming, as opposed to a bumbling moron.

LittleBigPlanet (also known as "Little Pig Blanket" as Chris mysteriously pronounces it as) is an innovative game for the PS3. Ahem ahem, a platformer game. Like Mario. A platformer game where you can make your own levels... which really isn't very original either.

Chris's LBP fandom

Chris is a huge fan of the game. He participated in the beta, and was very annoyed that he had to take a whole week of a break between the beta expiration and the official release[1]. When it was released, the game made Chris go off the Internet for about two months (November 2008 - December 2008). Chris now has 100% of trophies for LittleBigPlanet. LittleBigPlanet's main character, "Sack Boy" has appeared in several ill-placed adverts throughout his comics.

Why Chris latched onto LittleBigPlanet? It let him make Sonichu: The Game. Seriously, that's all he ever wanted. There just weren't any idiot-proof game development platforms; they require unreasonable things like learning something about game design. With LittleBigPlanet, everyone can mash a level together! Or so the theory goes...

The title is a manifestation of Sony faggotry (often pulled out by fanboys to attack the Hex Bawx), which is possibly another reason Chris likes it so much.

It is also worth noting the irony, that Chris's favorite video game is narrated by Stephen Fry, a well known homosexualauthor, actor, comedian, narrarator (for classic literature and film), Atheist (and proponent of the supremecy of sience, as opposed to theism) as well as an advocate for gay rights.

Chris vs. Sony vs. LBP Community

Sony have become best friends and worst enemies over LittleBigPlanet. Chris's "PS3 History" videos were featured on the LittleBigPlanet's main page. Plenty of lulz were to be had on the site's forums, when trolls began to link and post the many NOODZ of the creator.

Sony Europe also have pulled his Sonichu levels several weeks later under grounds of "Copyright Infringement" - some say he was just one of the casualties of a larger effort to curb widespread and blatant copyright infringements, others obviously argue the whole forum furor was, indeed, the casus belli. The deletion made Chris go off on a pointless butthurt crusade to have them reinstated to no avail.

Chris' LittleBigPlanet creations

Chris has created many levels in LittleBigPlanet and posted play-through videos of them. These videos are truly breathtaking; you rarely see an allegedly enthusiastic video game fan play so clumsily on such awfully designed levels, especially considering they're made by him.

Sonichu level

The Sonichu level was obviously the reason why Chris wanted the game, and an obvious choice for a new and bold direction for Sonichu. Unfortunately, it also appears to be the first LBP level he made, and the well-kept adage in game modding world is that only fools release their first crappy attempts at making levels. The level is loosely based on Episode 1 of the comic. "Loosely", because Chris's idea of a level based on the comic is a bunch of images copied on level elements and speech bubbles in roughly the same order as they appear in the comic. The rest of the level is just a plain old wall-to-wall storm of fruitiness and something that may resemble a platformer level if you are stoned enough.

TL;DR: Incredibly boring first attempt at making a level, with some Sonichu stuff that appears randomly out of nowhere.

PS3 History Level

Main article: PS3 History Level

The level that catapulted Chris to fame when it was featured in LittleBigPlanet website. Vastly improved compared to Sonichu level, which still isn't saying much. At all. Chris shows us stuff he admits he copied from other levels and tweaked his wonderful recreations of PS3, PSP and the guitar controller, his love of prize bubbles, and most importantly, his PS3 game collection which includes four games with hot chicks, so you'd better not doubt his straightness. Chris concludes this level with one of the most epic straight-faced fanboy rants in recent history; the speech bubbles tell us how Chris considers the PS3 to be the best "life upgrade" ever.

LittleBigPlanet Collector's Case

Chris shows us how to make some shitty collector's case. The fact that this "level" is nothing more than a few rows of empty boxes doesn't stop Chris from closing the video by informing us that we owe him thanks for this idea (and for Sonichu).

Chris tours us around the same shitty collector's case, only this time it's jam-fucking-packed with Chris's stored items. Also, Sonichu's mouth now opens and closes in sync with Chris's words (to chilling effect).

Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

See also: Captain's Log | The DVD | Cwcivil War | Game videos | Leaked videos | Music videos | Sweetheart videos | Troll videos | Videobooks