Halloween

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Halloween is an annual holiday, falling on October 31. It has often had significance for Chris. He may not have a high opinion of it as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.

Historic Halloweens

1998 or 1999

Barb makes Chris's Ash Ketchum costume.[1]

2007

Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-chan on the Internet: he appeared in a SomethingAwful thread on 26 October, got an Encyclopedia Dramatica page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed) and 4chan fanart existed the next day.

2008

At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.

Chris had hoped to go with Blanca to a "local Halloween party",[2] but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a troll before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween[3], and so a crack squadron of trolls infiltrated the grounds of 14 Branchland Court that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICAJIMMY HILL" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later tore up the sign on YouTube while making death threats against Vivian Gee, Clyde Cash and their families.

Chris later claimed that Mimms and Megan were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and unlikely, especially as Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls.[4]

2009

Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center, most likely at Rocky's suggestion. A loyal Nintendo fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill Captain N, but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient Ash getup.[5] He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but as he uploaded three videos that day (Getting Foam Ed for Clyde Cash, and My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey and Greetings to Kaceys Folks) he probably stayed at home.

2010

Jackie asked Chris to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for YouTube every day in October, mentioning a secret in each that he'd never told anybody, and, in return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 November. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of china Chris had.

2011

TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!

Chris spent Halloween in jail after his 28 October attack on The GAMe PLACe. Barb appeared in court on Halloween to be formally charged with failing to stop after an accident, and with felony assault on a jerkop.

See also

References

The Holidays of Christian Weston Chandler's Year

Chris's birthday (Christian Love Day) • HalloweenChristmas