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While one might think that this level of physical and mental abuse would leave lasting scars, BlueSpike's trolling had virtually no evident long-term impact on Chris. Just a few weeks after Julie revealed her true identity, Chris had no trouble believing that he had found another [[Ivy|sweetheart]] online, and just a few weeks after that he had no trouble believing that he was having instant-messenger sex with a [[Vanessa Hudgens|world-famous celebrity]]. The main effect it did have was that although Chris remade a new Sonichu medallion, he stopped wearing it until 01 [[July 2009]]. | While one might think that this level of physical and mental abuse would leave lasting scars, BlueSpike's trolling had virtually no evident long-term impact on Chris. Just a few weeks after Julie revealed her true identity, Chris had no trouble believing that he had found another [[Ivy|sweetheart]] online, and just a few weeks after that he had no trouble believing that he was having instant-messenger sex with a [[Vanessa Hudgens|world-famous celebrity]]. The main effect it did have was that although Chris remade a new Sonichu medallion, he stopped wearing it until 01 [[July 2009]]. | ||
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Revision as of 13:15, 25 October 2009
BlueSpike (aka LeonSpike) is a 13 year old boy ("a 13 year old brat" according to Chris) who trolled Chris through two identities: a sweetheart Julie (aka JULAAAY) and her brother Max.
The trolling produced lulz such as Chris admitting to Julie that he had tried the anal beads and the butt dildo, the infamous sex tape where he fucks Kimmi, a description of a future scene from Sonichu 9 alluding to his gay fans, how Chris hates everything that's not Aryan, his father Bob walking in to him mass debating, and some sick shit.
Julie
| “ | I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19. | ” |
| Chris on Julie | ||
| “ | JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! | ” |
| Chris professing his love for Julie while humping a sex doll | ||
Julie (born 13 July 1989[1]) became Chris's TRUE and HONEST sweetheart after he abandoned PandaHalo due to PandaHalo's hymen-breaking rape by Clyde Cash. Julie resides in Ohio but hails from the backwards Eastern European country of Molvanîa (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"). Julie and Chris conversed on Mumble and PSN with interventions by Clyde.
On 5 February 2009, Chris made a video where he called himself gay to save Julie's life. He wanted to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight. A recurring theme was to what lengths Chris would go for his sweetheart.
On 15 February 2009, Chris received a letter written by Julie, the first physical proof of her "existence". In it, it details the love professed by her to Chris.
In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compared his love for Julie to that of Romeo for Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, it would end only in tragedy. Ironically, Juliet in the canonical play was also thirteen and the women the original Shakespeare plays were boys whose voices had not dropped.
Max
Max was the evil, mysterious brother of Julie who held her against her will. On 26 February 2009, Chris valiantly traveled to Ohio in a bid to rescue her and got his parents all worried. Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly black woman.
On 3 March 2009 Max gained control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatened to sell the PSN account and forbade Julie from seeing Chris. Chris wass coerced into declaring BILLY MAYS to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving the pieces of his destroyed Sonichu medallion up his ass while shouting "Zap to the extreme!" before he was allowed to speak to Julie as seen in the video below, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been BlueSpike, a thirteen-year-old boy in league with Clyde Cash. At no point did Bluespike even mention the sex tape (which had already gotten nearly two million hits).
This incident shattered both his heart level and his anus to 0%.
Transcript
Julie: Chris, I'm happy you're here... Hi...
Chris: Hi, hi, hi, just putting my earphones on...
Julie: Hi.
Clyde: Hey.
Chris: Hey.
Julie: Um, Chris...
Chris: Julie?
Julie: There's something I've been trying to tell you for a while.
Chris: Yes?
Julie: Well, I'm gonna be there tomorrow and I think it's safe to say that I can tell you this with my heartfelt love.
Chris: Alright, uh, yes, go ahead and tell me now.
Julie: Do you really want to know?
Chris: Yeah.
Julie: *Sigh* I can't. Not right now.
Chris: C'mon, please?
Julie: No... I can't...
Chris: Please, Julie, I've just been through a whole lot for you, just now...
Julie: Wow, what happened?
Chris: I'll tell you in private, but what do you have to say, from your heart?
Julie: It's hard for me to say...
Chris: You love me, don't you?
Julie: I do, but there's something else I need to say. I just don't, I just don't know how to do this. I don't know how to tell you this. [brief pause] Can I have a few minutes?
(Shuffling sounds, inaudible talking)
Julie: Chris?
Chris: Yeah, I came back now, I wonder what happened there?
Julie: I don't know... this is... could you *inaudible* for five minutes? And then I'll tell you, please?
Chris: Could you--
Julie: Actually no, I'm ready to tell you.
Chris: Okay.
Julie: This whole time, Chris... you've been having sex with a thirteen year old boy, you sick fuck!
Chris: What?
Max: Yeah, I'm a thirteen year old boy, Chris, and you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm going to give all your fucking data to Chris Hanson, you fucking pedofork, so you better get the fuck out now before I report you to the fucking cops, get out.
Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War
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On 5 March 2009, an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan ED discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of lulz. Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.
| “ | If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. "hey, they made fun of YOU for doing sonic recolours?, look at this guy!". "hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it..." . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde/Mayes. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible in channel once. You know its not going to be pizza's at 1am, and you know its not a fucking cat. If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there? | ” |
| Wit, ED user | ||
Most of the trolling did involve BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, disgustingly listening to the guy fap. As BlueSpike was in complete control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy phone sex and listened to Chris very loudly jack off. Draw your own conclusions about BlueSpike's sexuality. One fap session did produce the epically hillarious event when Bob Chandler became an internet lumberjack.
Today, most trolls tend to frown on BlueSpike and his methods, though large portions of /cwc/ yearn to return to the sadist days of BlueSpike in hopes of an age of trolling where physical pain is inflicted upon Chris.
While one might think that this level of physical and mental abuse would leave lasting scars, BlueSpike's trolling had virtually no evident long-term impact on Chris. Just a few weeks after Julie revealed her true identity, Chris had no trouble believing that he had found another sweetheart online, and just a few weeks after that he had no trouble believing that he was having instant-messenger sex with a world-famous celebrity. The main effect it did have was that although Chris remade a new Sonichu medallion, he stopped wearing it until 01 July 2009.