CWCville
| “ | I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There is no elections. | ” |
| Chris chan Discusses | ||
CWCville (Pronounced: Quick-ville, IPA: [kwɪk vɪɫ]) is Chris-chan's imaginary world. Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be True and Honest Lovers' City of Cwcville, in a way similar to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It's sort of like his own personal Silent Hill - except that instead of being a twisted Hell full of violent rage and nightmare beasts, it's a disturbingly cheerful place where Chris' bouncy creations laugh, frolic, and fuck for his amusement. Characters are introduced without warning and fall by the wayside just as quickly; nobody's quite sure what becomes of them, but knowing Chris it probably involves anguished shrieks emanating from a love dungeon below the Mayor's house.
This place also serves as a geographical location in the Sonichu comic book world. In this city Chris Chan is mayor, where he controls everything at his own will, granting him the basis of his megalomaniac tendencies. The town is allegedly located in the state of Virginia, but being a figment of Chris Chan's imagination, it will never be found on a map. Inside the comic, CWCville is at a fierce rivalry with neighboring city PVCC. It is under constant attack from the evil forces of Dean Mary Lee Walsh and her army of Jerkops.
CWCville history
According to Sonichu 8, CWCville was founded in 1982 by Chris' father, Bob Chandler. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown.
BILLY MAYS coup
On 03 March 2009, Chris announced that BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail.
On 04 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made BILLY the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the Medallion of Fail, which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY is still the mayor of CWCville.
On 28 June 2009 BILLY MAYS, was mysteriously killed in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, and quickly undid all of BILLY MAYS' initiatives, before announcing during a post-coup interview that he was the ruler, and that there would be no further elections. Rioting quickly broke out (along with sympathy riots in Iran and China) before Chris seized the state controlled media and broadcast his denials on CWC TV 24/7.
CWCville IRL
The IRL timeline concerning the creation of CWCville is uncertain, however we do know that is has existed since Chris' high school year, before Sonichu was originally thought of in March of 2000. Evidence photography of CWCville being replicated from Chris' mind to reality with Lego blocks have proven that CWCville is in fact one of his first creations, even disputing in antiquity with the creation of Bionic the Hedgehog, Christian's first Sonic recolor.
It has been argued that Chris' retard power stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating Mary Lee Walsh, which he holds an IRL grudge with, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, Patti Chandler, back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, as defeating a whole army of huge nigras, and resurrecting his dead dog, is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.
Spelling
One of Chris's homemade Pokemon cards featured a "Cwick City Gym," while an unfinished Game Boy Camera project dating from 2001 used the spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville". It is unknown why he changed the spelling.
Fascism
CWCville is like lots of third world countries. There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, but he gives himself the title of an elected official, mayor. Business owners and managers who try to stand up for themselves are ruthlessly crushed. The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, the dean of the only college is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the mayoral controlled press.
Soliciting sex is presumably legal in CWCville, whereas possessing alcohol or tobacky is a capital offense, even though the mayor gleefully downs booze with hypocritical abandon. This makes it an unpopular holiday destination for teenagers.
The radio station and Soda company are also named for the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The basic services are lacking: African Sonichu wasn't sent to a hospital ER after being attacked by Silvana, but was sent to a wholly inadequate Pokemon Center instead. Also, despite the seemingly numerous police force, troublemakers like Wes Iseli ruin weddings with near impunity. Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The rare buildings of CWCville are sad, lopsided affairs, betraying a lack of architectural and engineering skills brought on by a national brain drain, as the educated classes seek asylum in the US or Europe (the map shows many, but they tend not to appear in pictures - we can assume they were destroyed in some sort of civil war).
As the poor citizens of CWCville suffer in the squalor of refugee camps, the mayor wastes precious UN aid money on oversize novelty drinking straws and credit cards for dogs.
Conditions in CWCville are worsening daily, as mayoral forces clash with rebel police in the streets of the capital, aid organizations have been forced to withdraw.
While his people starve, mayor Chandler has funneled government money into illegal arms transactions with North Korea and Iran, with the stated goal of building a rocket to "send all the tobacky to the sun".
See also
Links
- CWCVille Chronicles, dark fanfic