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===RocketFox's Dad=== | ===RocketFox's Dad=== | ||
RocketFox's Dad used to be an [[alcohol]]ic, but recovered and stayed sober for ten years. However, his liver failed and he passed away in late 2008. When RocketFox asked Chris for advice on how to cope, Chris considered it an "accident" and went on a spiel about how bad alcohol was.<ref>[[ | RocketFox's Dad used to be an [[alcohol]]ic, but recovered and stayed sober for ten years. However, his liver failed and he passed away in late 2008. When RocketFox asked Chris for advice on how to cope, Chris considered it an "accident" and went on a spiel about how bad alcohol was.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> | ||
===[[PandaHalo]]=== | ===[[PandaHalo]]=== | ||
Revision as of 07:27, 6 May 2009
Death stalks Chris at every turn, and as a result he is really poor when it comes to understanding and/or coping with death, be it the death of a human or an animal.
Patti Chandler
Patti was Chris' dog, and she died in June 2006. Chris apparently drew a picture of a crying Sonichu face on the signature confirming the euthanasia process.
Aunt Corina
Chris's aunt Corina had her funeral on Chris's birthday, which was also Shrove Tuesday, a Christian holiday that involves eating pancakes. Needless to say, Chris cared more about the pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt. Patti was also obtained from her (see the e-mail link above.)
Ryan Cash
Ryan was Clyde's brother who was a huge fan of Sonichu. After the comics were delayed over and over, Ryan fell into a depression and committed suicide. Chris, of course, reacted to this in an inconsiderate manner, telling Clyde and his family to "just move on."
RocketFox's Dad
RocketFox's Dad used to be an alcoholic, but recovered and stayed sober for ten years. However, his liver failed and he passed away in late 2008. When RocketFox asked Chris for advice on how to cope, Chris considered it an "accident" and went on a spiel about how bad alcohol was.[1]
PandaHalo
Despite being 1,000+ km away from the brushfires, Chris assumed PandaHalo was dead. She is actually alive and kicking but Chris still doesn't know this. After her "death," he went to find another sweetheart to mass debate to.
Sarah Jackson
A former heartsweet of Chris (and Decepticon) who was killed in a car crash carefully executed plan by Optimus Prime. SPOILERS: A troll.
Sarah May
After being called "Julie" multiple times, Sarah May attempted suicide over Mumble. Chris then made an immature shout-out to her on a YouTube video, with tears faker than all his sweethearts combined.