Clyde is Weaker than Water
Clyde is Weaker than Water is the third video threatening Clyde Cash, uploaded by Chris on 30 October 2009. The proper use of still in the current video helps the intimidation factor since we don't see Chris straining with effort on this one.
Chris also shows that he can lift a chair (the same feat of strength and the same chair appeared in an old video) and reveals that he is "repulsed" by "shirtless dudes" with "ugly pecs", advising them to wear a "muscle bra" (whether this is because Chris is a self-hating male or overly muscled guys remind him of his latent homosexual urges remains to be seen).
Note how his right arm appears slightly larger than his left, go figure.
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Huh! Look at Mr. Clyde Cash now! Heh! His muscles are so weak, they fall right down. Look at that, he's so weak and feeble. Heh, look at him. And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.
But anyway, you wanna see real muscles, check these out. [The image changes to several photos of Chris flexing, the final one of him holding an office chair on his head. Chris does a very poor a capella rendition of "The Final Countdown" throughout.]
But anyway, enough said about me. This guy is really weak. Stay tuned for another piece.