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The first nudes were obtained by [[Lordsillynipples]], a [[troll]] posing as Chris's off-and-on sweetheart [[Blanca Weiss]]. These hit the | The first nudes were obtained by [[Lordsillynipples]], a [[troll]] posing as Chris's off-and-on sweetheart [[Blanca Weiss]]. These hit the Internet on 11 [[September 2008]], quickly followed by a second round of photos released five days later by trolls who hacked Chris's e-mail account. They included photos of a mostly-naked Chris standing around in his room, close-up shots of his flaccid [[duck]] with a crude cartoon of [[Sonichu]] on it, and the infamous photo of Chris posing in his [[mother]]'s underwear. | ||
In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of [[Rosechu]] visible in the background. | In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of [[Rosechu]] visible in the background. | ||
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|Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit | |Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit. | ||
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Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|The sad thing is, it's longer and wider when it's limp. Plus, the bend isn't as obvious. | Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|The sad thing is, it's longer and wider when it's limp. Plus, the bend isn't as obvious. | ||
Image:CWCMyduck.JPG|The uncensored image constitutes a crime against humanity in accordance with international law. | Image:CWCMyduck.JPG|The uncensored image constitutes a crime against humanity in accordance with international law. | ||
Image:CWCass.JPG|This was sent to a straight woman | Image:CWCass.JPG|This was sent to a straight woman, because straight women are turned on by men's asses. | ||
Image:CWCanus.JPG|Yes Chris, women are turned on by your disturbed anus. | Image:CWCanus.JPG|Yes, Chris, women are turned on by your disturbed anus. | ||
Image:CWCduck.jpg|In all its cut glory. | Image:CWCduck.jpg|In all its cut glory. | ||
Image:Bent_duck.jpg|Note the green bathrobe that Chris would later wear in the recycling video. | Image:Bent_duck.jpg|Note the green bathrobe that Chris would later wear in the recycling video. | ||
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Image:Fallingoffbalance.jpg|Chris slips and almost seriously injures himself while dancing naked in his filthy shower. | Image:Fallingoffbalance.jpg|Chris slips and almost seriously injures himself while dancing naked in his filthy shower. | ||
Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|Guess he's a shower, not a grower. | Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|Guess he's a shower, not a grower. | ||
Image:Spanking3.jpg|Chris spanks himself and films it to impress a girl on the | Image:Spanking3.jpg|Chris spanks himself and films it to impress a girl on the Internet. | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
[[Category:N00dz]] | [[Category:N00dz]] | ||
[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] | ||
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On several occasions, nude photographs and screencaps showing Chris's uncovered or scantly covered body, often including his genitals, have leaked onto the Internet.
History
The first nudes were obtained by Lordsillynipples, a troll posing as Chris's off-and-on sweetheart Blanca Weiss. These hit the Internet on 11 September 2008, quickly followed by a second round of photos released five days later by trolls who hacked Chris's e-mail account. They included photos of a mostly-naked Chris standing around in his room, close-up shots of his flaccid duck with a crude cartoon of Sonichu on it, and the infamous photo of Chris posing in his mother's underwear.
In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of Rosechu visible in the background.
21 September 2008 saw the release of webcam-snapped photos showing more of Chris's penis. On 25 September, they were followed by a series of sex videos Chris recorded at the behest of his would-be sweetheart PandaHalo. These featured Chris masturbating and employing the fapcup, and gave the world a good look at the joint in his duck for the first time. Even more masturbation videos hit the web two weeks later, on 6 October 2008.
Chris's blow-up doll sex tape, For Julie's Eyes Only, is perhaps the most famous exposure his nude body (save for his socks) has ever received. It was leaked on 20 February 2009. It came close to being equaled on 16 April 2009, however, when Chris recorded a series of videos for his new sweetheart Ivy where (among other things) he stripped naked, danced in his shower, and spanked himself on camera.
CWCFlyingElephants, leaked on 27 April 2009, is the last time Chris has been publicly seen in the nude on the Internet. Either he's finally learned his lesson about the wisdom of stripping in front of webcams, or he just hasn't found a woman who can truly inspire him anymore.
Drawn nudes
On several occasions, Chris has drawn images depicting himself, his friends, or characters from his comic without clothes on, often engaging in sexual acts. For information on these images, see Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack.