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[[Image:KratosBra.png|thumb|The hero of the series, Kratos. His ugly pecs are [[muscle bra|covered per decency]].]] | [[Image:KratosBra.png|thumb|The hero of the series, Kratos. His ugly pecs are [[muscle bra|covered per Chris's standards of decency]].]] | ||
'''''God of War''''' is a [[video game]] series for | '''''God of War''''' is a [[video game]] series for various [[Sony]] consoles. [[Chris]] is a huge fan, especially of ''God of War III'' for the [[PS3]]. It is one of his favorite games of [[2010]], along with ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' and ''[[LittleBiGPlanet]]''. | ||
==''God of War'' and Chris== | ==''God of War'' and Chris== | ||
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*The more likely conclusion, however, is that he plays to [[Mass_debating|see]] the [[Hanky_panky|sex]]-themed quicktime event in the early stages of the game (where mashing buttons elicits [[Bob_Walks_In|moans]], [[Stress_sigh|groans]], and a [[Camerawork#Focus|shaking screen]]), as well as to verify his [[Homos#Defenses_against_becoming_homo|masculinity]] and maturity. Many children play violent and overly masculine games for mature audiences, thinking this proves that they are "one of the cool (older) kids." They often mimic/parrot whatever the "cool kids" think is awesome — for example, playing a game where the main character brutally mutilates creatures from Greek mythology, while bedding hot chicks in the process. Chris, being essentially a 7-year old trapped in a obese, smelly man's body, is no different. | *The more likely conclusion, however, is that he plays to [[Mass_debating|see]] the [[Hanky_panky|sex]]-themed quicktime event in the early stages of the game (where mashing buttons elicits [[Bob_Walks_In|moans]], [[Stress_sigh|groans]], and a [[Camerawork#Focus|shaking screen]]), as well as to verify his [[Homos#Defenses_against_becoming_homo|masculinity]] and maturity. Many children play violent and overly masculine games for mature audiences, thinking this proves that they are "one of the cool (older) kids." They often mimic/parrot whatever the "cool kids" think is awesome — for example, playing a game where the main character brutally mutilates creatures from Greek mythology, while bedding hot chicks in the process. Chris, being essentially a 7-year old trapped in a obese, smelly man's body, is no different. | ||
[[Collosal Chan]]'s final battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in the [[comic]] was directly "[[plagiarism|inspired]]" by the God of War games (ditto the Collosal Chan character in general);<ref>From [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|Sonichu 10]]</ref> said battle was surprisingly non-violent, especially considering the gory murder-execution of the [[Asperpedia]] Four later in the [[Sonichu 10|same issue]]. | |||
Chris signed on to vandalize the [[CWCki]] around the height of his interest in God of War III. His chosen account name was [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 19:27, 29 July 2010
The hero of the series, Kratos. His ugly pecs are covered per Chris's standards of decency.
God of War is a video game series for various Sony consoles. Chris is a huge fan, especially of God of War III for the PS3. It is one of his favorite games of 2010, along with ModNation Racers and LittleBiGPlanet.
God of War and Chris
In stark contrast to the casual and more kid-friendly titles Chris has been known to enjoy, the God of War series is known for its violence, gore, and mature storylines based on elements of Greek mythology.
There are two likely conclusions can be reached from Chris's enjoyment of the God of War series:
- The first takes his enjoyment of the game, endorsement of Brutal Legend, and love of the Saw series of movies[1] to assume that Chris has a wider variety of tastes than most give him credit for.
- The more likely conclusion, however, is that he plays to see the sex-themed quicktime event in the early stages of the game (where mashing buttons elicits moans, groans, and a shaking screen), as well as to verify his masculinity and maturity. Many children play violent and overly masculine games for mature audiences, thinking this proves that they are "one of the cool (older) kids." They often mimic/parrot whatever the "cool kids" think is awesome — for example, playing a game where the main character brutally mutilates creatures from Greek mythology, while bedding hot chicks in the process. Chris, being essentially a 7-year old trapped in a obese, smelly man's body, is no different.
Collosal Chan's final battle against Mary Lee Walsh in the comic was directly "inspired" by the God of War games (ditto the Collosal Chan character in general);[2] said battle was surprisingly non-violent, especially considering the gory murder-execution of the Asperpedia Four later in the same issue.
Chris signed on to vandalize the CWCki around the height of his interest in God of War III. His chosen account name was GodofThunderGodofWar.
See also
References
- ↑ From Mumble Chat 6.
- ↑ From Sonichu 10
External links
- God of War series on Wikipedia