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{{Quote|I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck|I'm sure she's glad to hear that, Chris.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck|I'm sure she's glad to hear that, Chris.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010]]</ref>}}


'''Britney Spears''' (born 2 December [[1981]]) is an [[American]] pop singer and favorite [[music]] star of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> Much like Chris, she has a tendency to make poor choices by appearing in [[Nudes|unflattering photos]].
'''Britney Spears''' (born 2 December [[1981]]) is an [[American]] pop singer who originally owned the title of Queen of Pop, and the favorite [[music]] star of [[Chris]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> Much like him, she has a tendency to make poor choices by appearing in [[Nudes|unflattering photos]].


When playing a game of ''[[Pokémon]]'' with [[Lucas]], Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.<ref>Lucas in post 17272</ref>
When playing a game of ''[[Pokémon]]'' with [[Lucas]], Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.<ref>Lucas in post 17272</ref>
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[[Image:Britneyspears-7130.jpg|thumb|left|And here, we see where he got the [[Lovely Weather|whale-tail idea]]...]]
[[Image:Britneyspears-7130.jpg|thumb|left|And here, we see where he got the [[Lovely Weather|whale-tail idea]]...]]


It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|this video]]. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his heterosexuality when he favorited several of her music videos on his [[YouTube]] account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with [[homos|gay]] propaganda videos. (It is unconfirmed if the account was really was Chris', but it probably was.)
It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|one video]]. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his heterosexuality when he favorited several of her music videos on his [[YouTube]] account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with [[homos|gay]] propaganda videos. (It is unconfirmed if the account was really was Chris', but it probably was.)


The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his straightness is ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among [[Homos|homosexuals]]; when [[Vivian Gee]] pointed this out [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#2 January|in an e-mail on why others believe him to be gay]], Chris counterclaimed this by saying that "I enjoy [[Women's rights|HER BODY]] and HER VOICE."
The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his straightness is ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among homosexuals; when [[Vivian Gee]] pointed this out [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#2 January|in an e-mail on why others believe him to be gay]], Chris counterclaimed this by saying that "I enjoy [[Women's rights|HER BODY]] and HER VOICE."


==Britney and Chris's past==
==Britney and Chris's past==
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. She was extremely popular in America during the late '90s, when Chris was growing up. He may be fond of her music simply for the nostalgia factor it reminds him of a time when his life was much happier. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and many teen girls at the time idolized Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be [[Tomgirl Pictures|"one of the girls."]]
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. She was extremely popular in America through 1998 and 2003 (and even managed a successful comeback from 2007 to 2010), just as Chris was growing up. He may be fond of her music simply for the nostalgia factor--it reminds him of a time when his life was much happier. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and many teen girls at the time idolized Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "[[Tomgirl Pictures|one of the girls]]."


==Christian Pays Tribute==
==Christian Pays Tribute==
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* He sang along to Britney while playing ''[[Pokémon]]'' in [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>
* He sang along to Britney while playing ''[[Pokémon]]'' in [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] performed a cover of Britney's "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]", with the lyrics changed so that the song is [[Chris and his ego|all about Chris]].
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] performed a cover of Britney's "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]", with the lyrics changed so that the song is [[Chris and his ego|all about Chris and his]] [[attraction sign]].
* Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a MIDI "(You Drive Me) Crazy" ringtone.
* Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a MIDI "(You Drive Me) Crazy" ringtone.
* When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over Britney's B-Side [[Wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (song)|"Autumn Goodbye"]].
* When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over "Autumn Goodbye", a B-side to the classic hit "[[Wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (song)|...Baby One More Time]]".
* He also played [[Wikipedia:Blackout (Britney Spears album)|"Heaven on Earth"]] on his [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_6:_.233|fake radio broadcast]].
* He also played [[Wikipedia:Blackout (Britney Spears album)|"Heaven on Earth"]] on his [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_6:_.233|fake radio broadcast]].
* In his [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|ultimate, irrefutable proof that he is STRAIGHT]], Chris put a portrait of Britney on the wall, labeled simply "Oops!" (in reference to [[Wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again|"Oops!... I Did It Again"]]).
* In his [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|ultimate, irrefutable proof that he is STRAIGHT]], Chris put a portrait of Britney on the wall, labeled simply "Oops!" (in reference to "[[Wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again|Oops!... I Did It Again]]" and its [[wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again (album)|accompanying album of the same name]]).
* He bought the crappy video game ''[[Wikipedia:Britney Spears products|Britney's Dance Beat]]''.<ref>[[List of Chris's games]]</ref>
* He bought the video game ''[[Wikipedia:Britney Spears products|Britney's Dance Beat]]'',<ref>[[List of Chris's games]]</ref> which is often considered to be among one of the worst ever made.
* He quoted Britney's debut hit when [[100 2270|impersonating]] [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Christopher Benson Paul Leary Whitney]], saying "Hey, baby, hit me one more time!"
* He quoted Britney's debut hit when [[100 2270|impersonating]] [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Christopher Benson Paul Leary Whitney]], saying "Hey, baby, hit me one more time!"
* He shared Britney's "Ooh La La" video on [[Facebook]] on 22 [[July 2013]].
* He shared Britney's video to her song "[[Things_Chris_Has_Ripped_Off#The_Smurfs|Ooh La La]]" on [[Facebook]] on 22 [[July 2013]].
* She is one of many people in a list of celebrities he'd like to [[Hanky-panky|party]] with in a Facebook list shared on 7 [[March 2015]].


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 18:42, 10 March 2015

Britney cosplaying Officer Nasty.
I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck
I'm sure she's glad to hear that, Chris.[1]

Britney Spears (born 2 December 1981) is an American pop singer who originally owned the title of Queen of Pop, and the favorite music star of Chris.[2] Much like him, she has a tendency to make poor choices by appearing in unflattering photos.

When playing a game of Pokémon with Lucas, Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.[3]

After Sarah Nicole Hammer grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears,"[4] but only because she was blonde (since we all know how good Chris is with facial recognition).[5]

Britney and Chris's sexuality

And here, we see where he got the whale-tail idea...

It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in one video. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his heterosexuality when he favorited several of her music videos on his YouTube account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with gay propaganda videos. (It is unconfirmed if the account was really was Chris', but it probably was.)

The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his straightness is ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among homosexuals; when Vivian Gee pointed this out in an e-mail on why others believe him to be gay, Chris counterclaimed this by saying that "I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE."

Britney and Chris's past

Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. She was extremely popular in America through 1998 and 2003 (and even managed a successful comeback from 2007 to 2010), just as Chris was growing up. He may be fond of her music simply for the nostalgia factor--it reminds him of a time when his life was much happier. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and many teen girls at the time idolized Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "one of the girls."

Christian Pays Tribute

For the record, Britney's marriage only lasted twelve hours.

References