CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009

The following videos were uploaded by Liquid Chris from August through November 2009.

This time period encompasses the Kacey Saga, and ends with Sonichu Special 4: the notorious shot-through-the-knees comic.

Pre-Kacey Saga

Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.

Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.
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Stardate	August 10, 2009
Subject Matter	Trolls Ian Brandon Anderson
Performance Style	Rage Angry
Shirt	Brown
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previous RE-DONE Lift Up Your Eyes	next New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

I am VERY Ticked Off right Now. CWC

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Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)

I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest
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Stardate	11 August 2009
Subject Matter	Music Music
Shirt	Brown
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previous Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.	next I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

Hello, y'all. Just droppin' by For a Quick Update. Check out the New Store! http://cwcstore.blogspot.com/ CWC

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Captain's Log: Stardate August 11, 2009 Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the SingStar Challenge Contest between your- because your judges have not followed- have not followed any rules, uh, up- uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and given me scores. Therefore, because you have no scores, you are out of the running, and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler. Now, I don't care if you're stealing my original work and comic pages, and arts, and uploading onto a dimpy little website where no one will see them and be- while the true comics are about to be published by Dark Horse Comics. Yes, you heard it right. Dark Horse is fent- they are working fedrously ??- furiously to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from SEGA and Nintendo. Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current status on the project is they may hire me as Production Manager. So, y'know, keep my fingers crossed. [holds up crossed fingers close to the camera for a few seconds]. But uh, another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site. It's cwcstore.blogspot.com, and it's your one-stop-shop for anything Sonichu, Rosechu, or CWCville-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here. [Camera shows scrolling through front page of shop with various products such as T-shirts, DVD sets, and comics] And on another note, they're, uh, umm, gonna start selling, uhh LEGO sets of CWCville along with guides to the city, so, uhh, be looking forward to that one, uhh, true believers. [holds up box of LEGOs with very clearly fake CWCville label] The, uhh, Sonichu Crystal Chronicles game has come along pretty well. It's going to be a, uhh, RPG-style game, Role-Playing Game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, ehh, it is currently being produced, uhh, in tandem with Microsoft for the X- [sigh of disappointment, but acting strong] for the Xbox 360. Look forward, uhh, to the official revealing of it in the, uhh, Game Developer- DOS and Game Developers' Conference. Hmm, anyway, uhh, yeah so that's about it for now. Still making lots of monies, rollin' in th- rollin' in th- rollin' in the dough, y'know, and uhh. [melodramatically] Who knows what the future holds! Peace. [black screen for a few seconds] And to my darling sweetheart Kacey, eventually I'll light a magical lighthouse to randomly shown ?? its healing, guiding light upon my previously-shattered heart and tortured soul and mended them back to good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor-soldier having just vanquished a Heart Snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed your shining lustrous hair, your shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and personality strong and caring like a true buttercup bloom. I follow my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry-pink than I ever ha- than I have ever before, and everything around me was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow. Uhh, for you I would travel even a thousand mile just to be with ya. Fortunately, uhh, you lives only about 2 hours away from my house, and uhh, I mee- I meet you when we date. This feeling, it was, and still is, so pure and true. It was as- it was if I was born to love you. When you smiles, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine. As I give my replying smile, I gaze into your eyes, and your hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud 9? I feel like I'm on 10. Kacey, my love, would you marry me? [bends off camera to retrieve a pink Rosechu medallion, holds it in front of the camera, and awkwardly looks around the room for a few seconds] Peace.

I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.

I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
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Stardate	14 August 2009
Subject Matter	Music Music Galpals Kacey
Performance Style	Reason Reason
Shirt	Brown
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previous Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)	next GONE

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

The Judges also Agree: I am the WINNER of the SingStar Challenge and the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Goodbye, Youtube. And Every Soul whose Heart I have Touched, and has Touched Mine Back. I have Found Myself, and Kacey and I will Grow Together. CWC

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GONE

GONE
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Stardate	15 August 2009
Subject Matter	Violence Death threats
Shirt	Brown
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previous I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.	next 10152009

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10152009

10152009
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Stardate	15 October 2009
Subject Matter	Rumors Rumours Homos Homos
Shirt	Brown
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previous GONE	next THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

I am Not Dead!!! Also, I have Sonichu's Patent now. Thank you For Your Support, my Fans! CWC

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Captain’s log, Stardate October fi-fifteenth, 2009. [stress sigh]

Hello my loyal fanbase. As-a-alot has happened to me, uh this past month and a half. I shall tell you first and foremost that uh I am safe, as- and straight, and I would like to note to a note there that uh what- what uh happened- what happened to me there and why you have not heard from me for so long. Oh, and my- and my Sonichu medallion, I do not have it at the moment because it was stolen from me.

I was ready for my bus to Redmond, but-uh-just-at the bus stop there, all of a sudden I felt someone touching me on my... yeah. So I turned around, because you know, I am TAKEN by my sweetest Kaceeyyyy, and it was none other than the impostor Christian Weston Chandler himself, or as he is better known, Ian Brandon Anderson! I called him out and I said, “Hey you Ian An-“, I said, “Hhh-hey you Ian Brandon Anderson” he st-he started screaming and covering his ears and then he knocked me out with a Chun-Li kick. And so, I woke up at a meat- in a meat packing factory. I knew it was a meat packing factory because there was- [pauses and swallows awkwardly] there was alotttt of pictures of uh...... [pauses in disgust] ducks… hanging around. Yeah, he made me uh- get on camera and then he force fed me a lots of uh… D-R-U-G-S. I-I didn’t even know there were so many kinds of them, but I passed out before I could even find ou- uh- before I could even tell, and the next thing you know eh- I’M WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA DESERT, AND MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! I’M BLEEDING OUT OF MY- t’yeah, so… yeah.

So just suh- so just all y’all so you know by now, that impostor is a homosexual. I had to get an OPERATION! So I called thru- I- [pauses, licks lips, stress sighs and shakes head back and forth] I crawled through the desert on my stomach for like a whooole month and until some really nice guys from Aladdin picked me up and they let me stay with them in their tent, and they took me to a city and where I found out that I had been kidnapped and taken to Africa! And so- but- and- [stress sigh] So ‘bout a week ago I called my sweetest Kacey, and she was so happy- [clutches chest and speaks with concern and heartache] she was so happy to see me, and I- I had been talking to her about getting our engagement re-r-reinfor-reinstated. [video cuts to a slightly different angle and position]

And I ask you Kasey, will you please- will you please marry me again? [mimics opening an engagement ring box using his hands]

[Moves engagement ring box closer to his chest and reopens it] Opening to my heart. [video cuts back to original angle]

And a very upcoming date... yeah and uh- yeah and on an’urr note ‘der, I am going back to Redmond to my own office with my own secretary to take up- to take up my rightful job as the owner of the Sonichu franchise, and just so y’all know, that Project Needlemouse game, that Sega was working on, that was uh- that was gonna be the Sonichu game, but when I got kidnapped they had to- they had to act like it was just another Sonic title. So now I am gonna- I am gonna- I am going back to work that up and put a jump start in the comics and- and the game, and as for that impostor, I want to see his head on a pike! [video cuts]

Peace. [holds up peace sign] And have a good d-

Kacey Saga

THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.

THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.
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Stardate	21 October 2009
Subject Matter	Sex Kacey
Performance Style	Rage Angry
Shirt	Brown
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previous 10152009	next BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, for KACEY AND I'S PURE LOVE. I will Be Right Here. CWC (Christopher by Birth)

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BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(

BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(
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Stardate	28 October 2009
Subject Matter	Sex Kacey
Performance Style	Rage Angry
Shirt	Brown
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previous THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.	next M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

Recorded in Front of the CWCVille Mayor's Office :) CWC

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M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back

M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back
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Stardate	29 October 2009
Subject Matter	Sex Kacey Music Music
Shirt	Brown
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previous BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(	next My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

Please Excuse the Curses, Swearing, and General Bad Language in this Video. Peace, CWC

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Kacey doesn't love you, it's true I checked her email this Tuesday at 7:02 She has more apprehension than someone like you, having your semen and drinking it too In orange fanta, chocolate syrup, you just can't refuse Mothafuckas online think that it cannot be true But you prove them wrong, "bottoms up" is your motto So it slides down your throat like a melted gelato. Wearing that bathrobe, like greener than avocado, mashed up in a bathtub, infested with live mold Your shower's gotta problem with that so I've been told. In fact I've seen it, you're 27 years old. You get naked on camera and dance around like a tenfold. Fuck you, nigga. You're makin my head explode You know, with the "stop this" and "stop that" And the exposée of your ass crack On the camera, it was so wack Looked like jack black, on your last track Motherfucker, I never tried kicking an ass this hard But I'm about to chew up and spit yours about one million yards I'll take your picture and send it to your bodyguard Now everybody, yeah, sing along Now everybody drawing comic pages for ages The sages of rage, and the age of contagion's voracious And pages, like the motherfuckin plague is Upon a plantation, and faces can't explain this Sorry, didn't understand that? Understand my ass crack, I'm back in black And so is my battery, runs on AC/DC You don't deserve to listen to a band this legendary, get the fuck off of Kacey Blaze me? you're pasty, you can't stop me or block me or amaze me You won't even come to her rescue, cuz you're lazy It doesn't faze me, that you're crazy Cuz if I see you try to contain me, Then when I kick your ass I'll salt and shake thee I'm gonna rip off your 4 inch deformed dick, Shove it up your ass, like a certain medallion Then I'm gonna turn you into a murder statistic Because bitch I'm high fuckin functioning autistic

My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey

My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
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Stardate	30 October 2009
Subject Matter	Sex Kacey Music Music
Shirt	Brown
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previous M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back	next Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts. CWC

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Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father

Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
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Stardate	06 November 2009
Subject Matter	Comics Comics
Shirt	Brown
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previous My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey	next Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)

VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart. Signed, "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)

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⇐ SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE

CWCivil War!

Sonichu Special 4 ⇒