My Little Pony

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Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured

My Little Pony (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by Megan. Chris has several MLPs made with hair from his head.

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.

In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right... According to Chris,^{[citation needed]} he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

One wonders what he would think of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, which, as any corner of the Internet can tell you, is perfectly acceptable for straight men to enjoy.

In the comics

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It... Is... So... Beautiful!

Chris Chan: The original brony.

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, Sonichu Special 2 reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.

After having received a blessing from Chris's best [wo]man Sarah Hammer, the recently united Chris and Ivy decide it is time to share an inti moment, and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly-drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge. If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope.

The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
Chris' creations	Original	TCG? In My Ponies?	Notes
Cheroki-Chan	Pony in Seaspray Pose		Chris's depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few quirks, likes to draw and color, but above all, he is noble and honorable. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a sweetheart himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, possibly camouflaged.
Camo-Flage	Pony in Rainbow Dash pose		Posible representation of Megan Schroeder. She rejected Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.[citation needed]
Mimmbo Bo Boruto	Pony in Rainbow Dash pose		Custom pony based on and made for Daniel Mimms. Naruto is another inspiration.
Squall Metal Alchamest	Pony in Rainbow Dash pose		An inter-dimensional pony with motherly issues. Based on Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Crystal	Pony Cutie Keen Bean		Commemorative pony of Crystal, Chris's future daughter.
Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior	Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose		Camo-flage's older brother combined with the Pokémon Salamence.
Ty Game	Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose		Gamer Pony.
Bee Riana	Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)		When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
Educait	Pony in Sunny Daze Pose		A nerdy Pony. It is of the Wallflower type.
Honeysumerah	Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose		Based on a shallow Pop Star. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway Family Guy gag, from "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein".
Modest Manna	Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose		Mormon pony.
Linnhadey	Pony in Beachberry Pose		'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
Federico	Pony in Beachberry Pose		Spanish Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
Bottom Beck	Pony in Diva Pose		Generic soulless and flavorless Pony.

See also

• List of toys

External links

• Wikipedia article on My Little Pony
• Chris's MLP collection photoset download
• MOAR PONIES!!!111