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'''Revive Zordon''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in [[Sonichu 10]]. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''Super Sentai'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, Zordon.
[[Image:OldschoolrockinCWC.PNG|thumb|He's usin' the power of Rock and Rock to <s>KILL THE HOMOS</s> SAVE THE WORLD! \m/ ]]
'''Revive Zordon''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in ''[[Sonichu 10]]''. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''Super Sentai'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, Zordon.


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
[[Image:OldschoolrockinCWC.PNG|thumb|He's usin' the power of Rock and Rock to <s>KILL THE HOMOS</s> SAVE THE WORLD! \m/ ]]
{| id="toc"
!'''Revive Zordon'''
!'''Cat Scratch Fever'''
|-
|valign="top"|<pre>They smashed his tube
while lost in space
And then he was gone to save the human race
Yet more evil forces showed up
And they lost their good fans
When they went and killed Zordon!


''To the tune of [[Wikipedia:Cat Scratch Fever|Cat Scratch Fever]]'' by Ted Nugent.''
[''chorus'']


They smashed his tube<br>
They need to Revive Zordon!
While lost in Space,<br>
Revive Zordon!
And then he was gone<br>
To save the human race.<br>
Yet more evil forces<br>
Showed up,<br>
And they lost their<br>
good fans,<br>
When they went and<br>
killed Zordon!<br>


They need to Revive Zordon!<br>
Presidents tried to enforce
Revive Zordon!<br>
But that plot was too trite
Zordon was better than the police
He had great powers and then some
Might and magic ruled
And five Zords rule over three.


Presidents tried to enforce,<br>
[''chorus x 2'']
But that plot was too trite.<br>
Zordon was better than the police,<br>
He had great powers and then some.<br>
Might and magic ruled,<br>
and five Zords rule over three.<br>


They need to Revive Zordon!<br>
The original team was beyond the best
Revive Zordon!</br>
Tommy loved Kimberly
(Sweet and Tenderly)
Trini was keeping it real with Zach,
Billy had the brains to time travel
and Jason was leadin' Red!


They need to Revive Zordon!<br>
Dinozords evolved to the
Revive Zordon!<br>
the Thunder Power
Ninja and Shogun Titanus
Zeo Crystal Power
Autobot-Style with Turbo
U.F.O. Got lost in Space


The original team was beyond the best<br>
[''chrous'']
Tommy loved Kimberly<br>
(Sweet and Tenderly)<br>
Trini was keeping it real with Zach,<br>
Billy had the brains to time travel<br>
and Jason was leadin' Red!<br>


(Solo)<br>
Revive Zordon and get the
Power Rangers back together,
which was most awesome!!!
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers")</pre>


Dinozords evolved to the<br>  
|align="center"|{{#ev:youtube|nW8S58CYQqs|320}}<br />
the Thunder Power,<br>
''To the tune of''<br />
Ninja and Shogun Titanus,<br>
''[[Wikipedia:Cat Scratch Fever|Cat Scratch Fever]]''<br />
Zeo Crystal Power<br>
''by Ted Nugent.''<br />
Autobot-Style with Turbo,<br>
|}
U.F.O. Got lost in Space<br>


They need to Revive Zordon!<br>
==Reception==
Revive Zordon!<br>


Revive Zordon and get the<br>
Power Rangers back together,<br>
which was most awesome<br>
(Compared to today's c**py</r>
"Power Rangers")''<br>
==Reception==
The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent_garbage]], which lead to the deaths of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In [[Molvanîa]], where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved across the country.
The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent_garbage]], which lead to the deaths of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In [[Molvanîa]], where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved across the country.


[[Wikipedia:Tommy Oliver|Dr. Thomas Oliver]], hero turned science teacher, issued a statement, stating that he nor anyone else mentioned in the song gave Chris permission to use those names in his song and expressed his sympathies for those lost in the airing of the song.
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Revision as of 00:42, 7 January 2010

He's usin' the power of Rock and Rock to KILL THE HOMOS SAVE THE WORLD! \m/

Revive Zordon is the newest single from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys after the dismal failure of their sophomore album Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK. The song made its worldwide debut in Sonichu 10. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American Super Sentai team, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, by reviving their mentor, Zordon.

Lyrics

Revive Zordon Cat Scratch Fever
They smashed his tube
while lost in space
And then he was gone to save the human race
Yet more evil forces showed up
And they lost their good fans
When they went and killed Zordon!

[''chorus'']

They need to Revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon!

Presidents tried to enforce
But that plot was too trite
Zordon was better than the police
He had great powers and then some 
Might and magic ruled
And five Zords rule over three.

[''chorus x 2'']

The original team was beyond the best
Tommy loved Kimberly 
(Sweet and Tenderly)
Trini was keeping it real with Zach,
Billy had the brains to time travel
and Jason was leadin' Red!

Dinozords evolved to the
the Thunder Power
Ninja and Shogun Titanus
Zeo Crystal Power
Autobot-Style with Turbo
U.F.O. Got lost in Space

[''chrous'']

Revive Zordon and get the
Power Rangers back together,
which was most awesome!!!
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers")

To the tune of
Cat Scratch Fever
by Ted Nugent.

Reception

The song was first played at the headquarters of 4-cent_garbage, which lead to the deaths of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In Molvanîa, where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved across the country.

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