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Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,907 days ago.
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'''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] • [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] | '''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] • [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] | ||
*'''15 September''' - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris|returns to his normal Twitter account]]'''. He describes his [[Chris and reality|fabulous]] [[homos|adventures]] with [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit [[Virginia]]. | |||
*'''13 September''' - While telling a [[Soft Exile|brony on Twitter]] to believe his own [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]] is a [[Chris and reality|real, independent being]], [[Magi-chan]] describes [[Borb]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-13-brony-calls-chris-out-on-rping-chris-doubles-down.61081/ '''as being his waifu'''], with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] in particular being his '[[Incest|Guilty Pleasure]]'. | *'''13 September''' - While telling a [[Soft Exile|brony on Twitter]] to believe his own [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]] is a [[Chris and reality|real, independent being]], [[Magi-chan]] describes [[Borb]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-13-brony-calls-chris-out-on-rping-chris-doubles-down.61081/ '''as being his waifu'''], with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] in particular being his '[[Incest|Guilty Pleasure]]'. | ||
*'''10 September''' - On Twitter, Chris (via Magi-chan) [[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|'''laments''']] the loss of his friends in the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and expresses his wish to meet them again in person, casually providing two more of their names in the process. He also [[Chris and reality|alleges]] that Magi-chan's body (piloted by Chris's soul) has arrived in [[Jacob Sockness|California]], yet Chris's own body remains safely in [[Ruckersville]]. | *'''10 September''' - On Twitter, Chris (via Magi-chan) [[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|'''laments''']] the loss of his friends in the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and expresses his wish to meet them again in person, casually providing two more of their names in the process. He also [[Chris and reality|alleges]] that Magi-chan's body (piloted by Chris's soul) has arrived in [[Jacob Sockness|California]], yet Chris's own body remains safely in [[Ruckersville]]. | ||
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*'''29 August''' - [[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]] the kitten '''[https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048 dies]''' after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, [[Magi-Chan]] prompts Twitter followers to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] so Chris can go to [[Jacob Sockness|California]], and [[autism|rambles]] on how the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation was [[Chris and religion|pre-ordained]] to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. [[The Awakening of a CPU]] is also rehabilitated as [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu #13]]. <!--- Add sources after posts transcribed to CWCki. --> | *'''29 August''' - [[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]] the kitten '''[https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048 dies]''' after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, [[Magi-Chan]] prompts Twitter followers to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] so Chris can go to [[Jacob Sockness|California]], and [[autism|rambles]] on how the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation was [[Chris and religion|pre-ordained]] to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. [[The Awakening of a CPU]] is also rehabilitated as [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu #13]]. <!--- Add sources after posts transcribed to CWCki. --> | ||
*'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online. | *'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online. | ||
<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center> | <center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center> | ||
Revision as of 09:19, 15 September 2019
Ongoing: Jacob Sockness • September 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (14 • 15) • Dimensional Merge • Financhu Crisis
- 15 September - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris returns to his normal Twitter account. He describes his fabulous adventures with Sockness in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit Virginia.
- 13 September - While telling a brony on Twitter to believe his own fursona is a real, independent being, Magi-chan describes Borb as being his waifu, with Chris's mother in particular being his 'Guilty Pleasure'.
- 10 September - On Twitter, Chris (via Magi-chan) laments the loss of his friends in the Teen Troon Squad and expresses his wish to meet them again in person, casually providing two more of their names in the process. He also alleges that Magi-chan's body (piloted by Chris's soul) has arrived in California, yet Chris's own body remains safely in Ruckersville.
- 7 September - Jacob Sockness forges a conversation between himself and Magi-chan on Reddit, asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and marry for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris affirms through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic.
- 6 September - Barb takes the Dodge Caravan for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris begs for the money, asking fans to give the money through business associate Jacob Sockness.
- 29 August - Possie the kitten dies after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, Magi-Chan prompts Twitter followers to donate so Chris can go to California, and rambles on how the Idea Guys's manipulation was pre-ordained to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. The Awakening of a CPU is also rehabilitated as Sonichu #13.
- 19 August - Barb is confirmed by Chris to be alive on Twitter, contrary to a forged death certificate floating about online.
Usage
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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.