For Chris

Addressing Liquid (originally uploaded as 1022009) is a video where evil impostor Ian Brandon Anderson tries to compare himself with the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris, CChanSonichuCWC. It can be seen that he's attempting to try to win over Kacey's heart. AGAIN.

Chris spends much of this video claiming he possesses many positive personal qualities, all of which are outrageous lies. At various points Chris calls himself honest, caring, helpful, good-looking, patient, popular, "empathetic/sympathetic", intelligent, good at making decisions, and reliable. He also states that he can control his temper. For every character flaw or shortcoming Chris has, he believes the opposite to be true. However, he claims to like making people laugh, so this is arguably the first recorded evidence of him succeeding in one of his goals.

As with his last video, his audio sucks balls still and makes him sound like Max Headroom.

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Aah. Ok Mr. Christian, let's uh, deliberate. Ok, well, firstly, I am honest. You certainly have not been honest, you know. I've got longer history. I've been on the internet since 2000. TWO thousand! You've been online for only what, six months now? Six months! I got a lot more history than you do, and everybody can verify that I am the real creator, so there. I am kind, I am good-hearted, and you've shown yourself to be not so kind. Ar- you may be- care. [Damaged camera skips at this point] Like, you know. Yeah sure like you did listen to your video yeah. I'm like you know yeah. I'm not going forward with Kacey in a romantic way but she had feelings for you, and I respected that as such. Mmph. And like seriously, if she wanted to, I would have gladly, I would have gladly gone further with that, but she, she did not want that and I respected her wish of that. Cause I CARE about her. I am CARING. And obviously you haven't, because you know what because she made you promise to stop your game and make no more videos, but yet you go and make this one! You broke your promise! I would not break my promise, like you know, for annuther gal-pal of mine, like you know, especially this girl with me being trustworthy, and loyal, because I just went on a goose chase, because [video skips] another gal-pal of mine, she was pretty much lonely at the time and you know, I thought she called me like you know, and wanted me to hang with her for awhile. And so I killed about killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [SIGHS.] THE VOICES SOUNDED NEARLY SAME. And plus I was under str- starting work against in response to your video for your girlfriend who is a gal- who is a good gal-pal [skips] who is a true good gal-pal of mine. That I honestly care about, just like the other gal-pal I would have finally. [audio skips] Thought I was actually doing for her but it turn out to be troll. [Sighs.] But anyway. Going over that. I am intelligent. I can be fun. I'm fairly good-looking, with or without the glasses. But I need these glasses because I'm nearsighted. [video skips] ...working out. I dunno what your vision problem is. Whatever, to each his own. Or her own. And. Myeah. I'm thoughtful. I was thinking deliberately about what to say in this video in response for... [[[Fail|pauses awkwardly]] for about four seconds] I may as well say her name for Kacey. For Kacey. Because I cared. She asked me to, and I am doing it. Alright? I'm helpful whenever I can, y'know? Whenever I can help I help to the best of my ability, and when I can't help, I admit that, but I try my best to see if I can find proper help. And I am generous, because I give myself to my friends whenever necessary, I can be cheerful, easygoing, I am a good listener, because otherwise I wouldn't have understood that part of the video. In the beginning. I had to read it again. [stopped @ 3:30ish]

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See also

• For Kacey from CWC