Death threats

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An evil man, plotting evil deeds.

Contrary to his claims of kindness and patience, Chris often goes on about how much he hates someone, or wants someone to suffer. In these rants, Chris occasionally crosses the line, and lets slip the fact that he honestly wants someone to die, often as horribly as possible. These death threats have become increasingly common in recent months.

Means of delivery

On a few occasions, Chris has dedicated special time and energy to immortalize his desire to kill in his comics. In these works, the person Chris wishes to destroy is often depicted as a purely evil villain, hellbent on the destruction of our innocent manchild hero. While these are much more noticeable than his other threats, they are also more infrequent, as Chris is lazy, and often unwilling to dedicate the time and energy to hurting his enemies in fiction.

The majority of Chris's cries for blood are delivered via YouTube videos. Compared to murdering somebody in a comic, raging into a camera is very easy, and it allows Chris much more opportunity to scream and shout like the child he is.

Targets

To date, only 4 people have angered Chris so much that he has began publicly calling for their immediate demise. These individuals are listed as follows.

Jason Kendrick Howell

Jason bleeding to death on the cold ground.

The creator of the ED page that brought Chris into the limelight has been the target of Chris's impotent cries for blood several times. The most notable instance of this is in Sonichu 8, where Chris depicted him being slashed, electrocuted and face raped. It even gets stated outright that the assault was fatal, and that the only reason Jason was alive was due to "dark powers". Whether these powers are Jason's own psychic ability, or some malevolent force that merely wishes to see Jason suffer longer is left ambiguous.

Chris also tried to play the personal army game against him with a video. While most of the message fell in line with the general "please troll this person instead of me" lines, one passage in particular stands out from the rest.

“	Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken down, along with him.	”
Chris "subtly" expressing his desire for Jason to stop existing.

Also notable is the time Chris attempted to involve God and Jesus in his murder plot. God and Jesus have yet to respond.

“	I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL	”
Chris-chan, Sonichu Girls forum

Liquid Chris

Chris had made a number of videos raging against the real Chris, but he didn't cross over into death threat territory until after Liquid declared himself the victor of the SingStar Challenge.

“	DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOU!!	”
Chris, eloquently expressing his disapproval.

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Chris's solution to boyfriends.

Chris's murderous tendencies showed up again in Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler. In the video, Chris manages to twist a game made for children of all ages into a tool to spread his hatred, as he breaks into Liquid's home and shoots him.

In a stunning display of unoriginality, Chris reused this exact same plotline for Sonichu Special 4. In this comic, Chris depicts Liquid as a knife wielding villain who kidnapped Kacey. Upon arriving to "rescue" her, Chris produces a handgun (possibly Decepticon leader Megatron in disguise), shoots Liquid in both his shins and leaves him to bleed to death.

Vivian Gee

Afraid that Vivian would not understand the "fury of his wrath", Chris opted to use a visual aid. He accomplished this with a clown doll and a wooden spike.

“	NOW WATCH WHAT I DO WITH THIS AS I WILL DO TO VIVIAN GEE IF SHE DOES NOT S- TAKE DOWN EVERY LAST ONE OF HER VIDEOS AND CLOSES HER YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!	”
Chris, expressing his desire to stab an innocent woman to death.

While there is an obvious difference between attacking a person and a doll, the sight of a grown man taking such obvious joy in the idea of violently killing a woman is disturbing nonetheless.

A friendly letter.

Vivian recently revealed in a YouTube video that Chris also took the more direct approach to threatening her death. On 1 September 2009 he actually sent her an E-mail directly demanding that she get a heart attack and pass away immediately. Fortunately, Chris does not have a Death Note, and Vivian survived.

Chris later apologized for the threatening message. While the apology was more like begging for money then a genuine show of remorse, it's possible that he realized that personally sending people death threats could actually get you in serious trouble and was making an attempt at damage control.

Clyde Cash

Chris on the subject of Clyde.

“	EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH! I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!	”
Chris, while smiling evilly.

The undisputed leader and hero of all of Chris's trolls, Clyde Cash has been on the receiving end of his fair share of death threats. The sheer hatred Chris holds for Clyde is impressive all by itself. With the other trolls, Chris has at least tried to appear subtle about his dark intentions, or at least demands their death relatively infrequently. Where Clyde is concerned Chris is extremely upfront and clear about his desire to murder Cash. Even Clyde faking his own suicide was not enough to escape Chris's wrath.

“	CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME?! YOU ARE DEAAAD! YOU ARE DEAD! YOU ARE DEAD!	”
Chris, somewhat angry.

Recently, Chris's cries for Clyde's blood upon have taken on much more serious undertones. While his earlier threats of strangulation and being forced to eat his own underwear were done with no apparent attempt to follow through on his dark words, recent threats have come with demands that Clyde should come and face Chris in person, so that Chris might physically extract his revenge. It could be inferred by this that Chris has indeed planned out exactly what his course of action would be if Clyde did suddenly show up at his front door.

“	You come to me. I will fight you! I will CRUSH YOU!	”
Chris, asking for a fight.

Finally, there's the matter of Clyde's family. It's not enough for Chris to merely murder Clyde. Chris has shown that he feels the entire Cash family line is just as deserving of his rage as Clyde, and has stated this outright. The fact that this is essentially a small scale act of genocide has apparently not occurred to him.

“	THIS IS FOR CLYDE CASH TO EVERY LAST ONE OF HIS FAMILY MEMBERS INCLUDING HIS COUSIN VIVIAN!	”
Chris, Immediately before sinking his teeth into a doll's head.

See also

• Chris and Anger