Revive Zordon
Revive Zordon is the newest single from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys after the dismal failure of their sophomore album Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK. The song made its worldwide debut in Sonichu 10. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American Super Sentai team, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, by reviving their mentor, Zordon.
Lyrics
| Revive Zordon | Cat Scratch Fever |
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They smashed his tube while lost in space And then he was gone to save the human race Yet more evil forces showed up And they lost their good fans When they went and killed Zordon! [chorus] They need to Revive Zordon! Revive Zordon! Presidents tried to enforce But that plot was too trite Zordon was better than the police He had great powers and then some Might and magic ruled And five Zords rule over three. [chorus x 2] The original team was beyond the best Tommy loved Kimberly (Sweet and Tenderly) Trini was keeping it real with Zach, Billy had the brains to time travel and Jason was leadin' Red! Dinozords evolved to the the Thunder Power Ninja and Shogun Titanus Zeo Crystal Power Autobot-Style with Turbo U.F.O. Got lost in Space [chrous] Revive Zordon and get the Power Rangers back together, which was most awesome!!! (Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers") |
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Reception
The song was first played at the headquarters of 4-cent_garbage, which lead to the deaths of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In Molvanîa, where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved across the country.
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