Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys is the name Chris gave to his horrible "band" project, though, in reality, there is no band. Instead the project involves Chris shouting awful lyrics about his shitty life over copyrighted pop music.
The Boys in the Band
The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including drug abuse, unwanted pregnancies, regicide, and general debauchery. It also shows his lack of musical knowledge, as there was no bass player until Wild joined.
- Christian Weston Chandler: Vocals and lyrics.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Lead guitar.
- Sonichu: Rhythm guitar.
- Shadow: Drums.
- Blake: Keys.
- Layla Flaaffy: Unknown, seen behind Chris on the second album cover (probably leftover). Only girl in the band.
In the 2009 incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were replaced by Wild and Punchy, respectively, after Sonic left the band to pursue a solo country career, while Shadow was fired for smoking tobacky and later presumably died of cocaine abuse.
Albums
To date, they have released two albums:
- Release date: 2009
- Chart position: N/A
Singles
Chris has released standalone singles over YouTube for It's All Coming Back To Me and Holding Out For A Hero that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit.
Future
In recent months, the Hedgehog Boys have been dealing with behind the scenes turmoil, mostly in relation to Wild's weak basslines and Punchy's increasingly erratic timekeeping. Fans cite the recent tour of Molvanîa as a particular low as the band frequently delved into unpopular jazz fusion versions of the hits. The tour finally ended in farce when Punchy got out from behind the kit to punch Sonichu in the face after he forgot a vital key change.
In response to the problems, the Hedgehog Boys dumped themselves from their own record label, and are currently looking for a new one. The band reunited briefly in Sonichu 10, despite continuing strife between the members and Chris's apparent inheritance of gigantism of the legs.
Gallery
One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Sonichu is doing it wrong
As seen in Sonichu Comics!
Ad from Sonichu 6
For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
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