For Chris II
For Chris No 2 is a 27 October 2009 video in which Ian Brandon Anderson makes vague, ineffectual threats against Liquid Chris, suggesting that Liquid BACK THE FUCK OFF should leave Kacey alone, even though Kacey is Liquid's girlfriend. Rather than going into full-blown tard rage as usual, IBA threatens to go into full-blown tard rage, which may include shouting, punching himself, and doing a substandard job of breaking flimsy objects in his room. Ian also plays some heavy metal in the background, which he believes is very terrifying.
IBA has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with red long sleeve shirt underneath since his second video declaring his love for Kacey on October 25th. Chances are he's showing off this new outfit for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to sweat profusely and avoid showering, he most likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In this video he appears particularly haggard and disheveled, his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious.
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[Starts a song before speaking. Glares at the camera]
Well. Mr. Mr. Chris. We talk again. I tell you what, I've heard you've been bothering Kacey. I tell ya, [Crosses arms] not cool, dude. Not cool. It's one thing to break your promise to her, but when you go pestering her like you have been doing lately, [points] yeah, you cross the line. [points again] So, you best STOP what you're doing! Because, believe me, you don't want to make me very angry and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such.
So, there. You just back off. Just back off, man. [Claw motion. Sighs]
[Stands awkwardly for quite awhile]
Back off. Back away from Kacey. Leave her alone. Besides, she's told you how she feels about me. Let her go, dude. Leave her alone.
[switches sides]
I'll leave you with that, for now.
[Peace sign]