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Klop's Sandbox

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Projects

• Rewrite Relics of fail, see talk page of said article for more
• Create Chris and language and rename Chris and English/Spanish to just English/Spanish
  • Also discuss other languages Chris has used - hebrew (oy vey), japanese (he said he wanted to learn it) etc. I.e give Language the science treatment.
• Major Updates needed for:
  • Chris and the Internet
  • Chris and television

Chris and death#Suicide

PROTIP: Suicide is a serious mental health issue that the CWCki is not equipped to deal with: if you or someone you know is in crisis, you should go here. But, we digress…

Since Bob's death Chris's ability to recover from traumatic events has receded by a lot. Bob's death was the first major permanent change to Chris's life. Before that point sweethearts and trolls alike came and went, but Chris was resilient and unchanging. This has lead many trolls to worry whether Chris may commit suicide to end his suffering.

Why we should worry

There are many problems that have caused some followers to worry that Chris may kill himself, to escape the pain of his incredibly miserable real life and go to CWCville forever:

• Chris is almost 40 years old, with no real income, no savings, no qualifications, and a lot of debt.
• Chris gets bullied and manipulated by weens on a regular basis, and his only friends exist in his imaginary world: Chris’s grasp on reality is so tenuous, that he now rejects offers of friendship from genuine people in favor of enablers, who play along with his beliefs before bailing out at first sign of trouble (such as the Teen Troon Squad).
• Chris’s only real relative is Barb, who is nearly 80 years old and also deep in debt: with no confirmed plans by other family members to take Chris in, there are growing concerns that the mounting debt (worth over $155,000) could lead to the so-called "Homeless Saga" when Barb dies.
• Chris has little to no chance of getting a job or a sweetheart, with over a decade of unsavoury information about him on the internet, and weens and A-Logs who regularly try to get him banned or fired from every place that he visits or works.

Chris originally did not know about the CWCki, and therefore was unaware that all his sweethearts (such as Kim Wilson) were actually trolls: Chris actually considered suicide in October 2013, after discovering that past events and friends were nothing more than trolls or paid acquaintances.

Why we should not worry

Editor note: please find source to confirm if Chris ruled out hanging and/or firearms.

However, there are a number of reasons why Chris still has a genuine interest in life, despite all the trouble that he went through:

• Chris still gets positive publicity, such as Sonichu’s appearance in Sonic Rebuilt in March 2020: there are also "mainstream" observers like dodie and Harry Partridge, as well as those who just want to know how Chris crowbars CWCville and his characters into reality.
• The Dimensional Merge, while semi-apocalyptic, is not a death cult like Jonestown: Chris believes that he can travel between dimensions without having to die. Furthermore, he believes that his imaginary world will teleport into the real world, and not the other way.
• Although enablers have not been helpful to Chris’s already tenuous grasp on reality, many of them act like they care about him, to such an extent that they may have unwittingly discouraged Chris from kicking the bucket.
• Actually committing suicide is not easy: hanging can be long and painful, slitting wrists can be very long and very painful, and it is not easy to acquire firearms or poison.

In October 2013, Chris ruled out suicide, not only because of Barb and his pets, but also because of his belief (at the time) that suicide would leave him in Limbo.

Chris and language

Language is a method of human communication, either spoken or written, consisting of the use of words in a structured and conventional way. Chris is yet to learn on how to communicate effectively and therefore is incredibly poor at any language he uses.

Chris being born in the United States of America, uses English as his first language in both writing and discourse. He also knows Spanish, although poorly due to lack of practice. He has also used some phrases and words from other languages and has shown interest in learning japanese.

Chris commits multiple mistakes in both writing and speaking due to a variety of reasons, he started speaking at a very late age of 7 years and barely has any interaction with other humans offline. His autism also contributes to this problem as he takes sentences at face value, not thinking of any implication or hidden meanings in the sentence.

He is better at writing compared to his speaking due to almost all of his interactions happening through text based messaging applications.

English

Main article: English

English is the most widely spoken language on Earth and Chris living in the USA should have been a master at it. Sadly, Chris's grasp on english is tenuous at best.

Writing

Main article: Chris and writing

His writing is riddled with wrong spellings, bad grammar, unnecessarily capitalised words, wrong syntaxes and non-existant words. It is made worse due to the fact that he writes sentences exactly as he speaks them. Another major problem is his lack of focus, he starts with a topic and ends at another.

Speaking

Main article: Chris and oratory

Spanish

Main article: Spanish

CWC-isms

Main article: CWC-isms

Others

Other than the two major languages Chris uses, he has tried dabbling in other languages.

Japanese

Chris being a weeb, has shown interest in learning japanese. He also uses the popular japanese words like “Kawaii" and "Senpai".

Yiddish

Not a language Chris has shown interest in per se, but he has used the phrase “Oy Vey“ multiple times. It has a slight anti-semitic undertone, the translation is "Shut it". He has stopped using it due to him no longer being (openly) anti-semitic