User:Airrider1

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Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"

...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.

...oh yeah, and

PS3 PS3
This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.
Kimmi Weeaboo
This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu.
この人はおたくだので、アニメクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。
Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.

The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---


---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. BreadGod's page inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified.

Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the Alec Benson Leary model, with an Asperchu analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.


This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.


Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were White Knights to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.

If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:

  • Lack of Artistic Development: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade artistic talent.
    • Obvious Anime "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include Mobile Suit Gundam, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.
  • Poor Storytelling Judgment: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.
  • Self-Inserts with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the biggest Mary Sue in the entire comic. He has a harem of supposed action girls, some of which are furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the same exact thing, be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime fangs) can match. He also has secondary teams of characters who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on multiple forms, each one more powerful than the last.
    • Slipping Timelines: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.
    • Medallion of Fail: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers all roughly based on the elements, including one token "dark" form.
  • True and Loyal Fanbase: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be incredibly popular.
  • Biased Opinion of the Sexes: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the perfect woman rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder (downplayed, of course) or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. Sound familiar? In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting china. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "fully functional and anatomically correct." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-Sweetheart limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the Julie Saga as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre ShecameforCWC.jpg moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.
  • Bizzare Creator Mood Swings: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding troll and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.


Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...