HairDifference
| “ | Hello ladies. Look at ur man now back to me now back at ur man now back to me. Thankfully, he's not me. But if he switched to Axe Armor he could smell like hes me. Look up, where are you? Youre in Virgina with the man your man shouldn't smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a Sonichu medallion with two cards to that children's card game you love! Look again, the cards are now semen! Anything is possible when your man smells like he bathes and not like a slob! I'm on a blow-up doll. | ” |
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HairDifference are two videos Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. The first video shows Chris's hair which hasn't been washed in a "few days", and the second video shows the hair after it has been washed with some "good Axe... shampoo, conditioner with anti-dandruff". To the surprise of no one, his plateaued hair, when washed, looks just as horrendous as it does unwashed.
HairDifferenceBefore
| HairDifferenceBefore | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Hygiene,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Shirt |  Vertical Red
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| “ | I have been a few days without a shower, because the shower has been unaccessible to me... | ” |
Transcript
All right, it's uh... it's Thurs- it's Thursday thee... what is it, uh... oh, yeah, the 28, and I have been a few days without a shower, because the shower has been unaccessible to me, so my hair is currently in a sit- in a sitsuation where it was past quoted as "oily," and, uh, "stringy," so and I'm about to get ready to take a shower and uh.. and use some of the good Axe... shampoo/conditioner with anti-dandruff.
Yeah, so you'll see a difference in the layer after I uh... after I washed it and after it dries up.
HairDifferenceAfter
| HairDifferenceAfter | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter | Hygiene, Rumors
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Shirt |  Creepy Robe
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| previous HairDifferenceBefore |
next Ghostbusters |
| “ | And I've lost my nose piece recently. Had to fabricate a new one out of model magic. | ” |
Transcript
Well it's been a while after my shuts— it's been a while after my shower. My hair— some time to dry. Now look at it now. Not oily and much more fuller. Not so stringy either.
And I used…
[Chris pulls out a bottle of shampoo.]
…Axe Armor! Anti-dandruff shampoo and conditioner!
[Chris puts down the bottle.]
Use it to put a shine on your hairy head! Make all the jokes you want. I won't care.
[Chris puts on his glasses with the blue modeling clay on it.]
And I've lost my nose piece recently. Had to fabricate a new one out of model magic.
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