CWCipedia

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CWCipedia is for Chris only. Don't ask for an account or whine about how you can't edit. Also, incorporate stuff from CWCipedia into CWCki to get the high score!!
Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of CWCville

CWCipedia (not to be confused with the CWCki) is a Wiki set up by the great leader Cogsdev for the sole use of Christian Weston Chandler, as a sort of personal Wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on his Wikipedia profile.

Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put the comics without having to pay for web hosting.

CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in which it strives to create a platform that even a autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use.

Of note, Chris has a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his Sonichu article he ends up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to Kel (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the CWCville Pokemon gym. This leads into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokemon he has in his team, and his collection of Pokemon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had levelled them). This somehow leads to a fantastically retarded idea for a pokemon game system that's basically just the holographic projectors from Yu-Gi-Oh, except with Pokemon. After all of that dumbfuckery he gets back to talking about Sonichu again.

CWCipedia Advertisements

Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.

Recently, CWCipedia has begun running into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the large numbers of hits it gets on a daily basis. To help keep it running for its TRUE and LOYAL fans, the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris has turned to providing advertising space. Keep in mind that these ads are all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by trolls. Due to the somewhat complicated laws, donations can only be accepted from within the European Union.

Chris makes NO money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.

Chris has responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and Jack Thaddeus, who has so far been the only donor who has donated over €1000, hence qualifying for custom advertisements on the site. In a blog post, Chris is hoping that someone from within EU is able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to remove pro-gay ads (even though most online advertisers give no such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even when this may be tempting for some European fans, this may still be problematic: You can buy a PS3 for you and your friend with €1000. Or buy three Hex-Boxes. Or four Wiis. Who would pass up such an opportunity?

As of December 27th, 2009 - The ad space, that was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar, has now been moved to the very top of the navbar. Expect a Tard Rage response from Chris. As well, another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On December 28th, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the MyCoke Rewards. Sysop, however, scolded Chris, telling him that he had no control over the ads.

Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text for the ads.

The Twitter Feed

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the mailbag. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:


“ o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!

”

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET)

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the Twitter feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself the very next day, regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork.

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