List of Love Quest candidates
Chris, in spite of being autistic, lazy, and fat has had many attractive young ladies thrown themselves upon him to hold the title of being Chris's TRUE and HONEST sweetheart.
How Does Chris Get So Many Women?
For the most part, Chris is desperate to lose his moniker of "Virgin with rage", thus when a girl throws herself at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he is, Chris is ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life.
The Women in Chris's Life
Lori Lopez
An American/Spanish girl who Chris met through MySpace via Joshua Martinez in November 2007. Not much is known about these two during their short time together.
Blanca Weiss
A girl Chris met online around August 2008. She was the first to introduce a character for the Sonichu comics. Things had pretty much went swimmingly between the two until Chris began suspecting something about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his medallions, Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.)
Sarah Jackson
A woman Chris met the same time he was with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by a truck hitting her.
PandaHalo
A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on Panda. Panda discovered just how desperate he was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by Clyde Cash and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it.
Julie
Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing Julie. Through Julie, Chris began doing a number of sex acts and recording them. One of these moments was interrupted by Bob Chandler. In late February, Max, Julie's brother, held her against her will, forcing Chris to mount a daring rescue which didn't exactly work. Max would put Chris through the rings, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl, before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the same person.
Ivy
Another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing her not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process, even wanting to get married. Sadly, Ivy would break up with Chris after getting into a major clusterfuck with an obvious troll.
Kacey
When Liquid Chris made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named Kacey, he attempted to win her over, the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be his girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, a confrontation with her father, and a horrific comic. Kacey would later break with Chris and be happily married to Liquid.
Fictional Sweethearts
Chloe
A possible codename for PandaHalo. When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named Chloe, whom he claimed to have met at a GameStop. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again
Sweethearts of Dubious Origins
Unnamed Sweetheart
In February 2010, Chris started boasting about that he got another sweetheart. Such boasts come in the form of him just saying that she exists, without actually saying anything about her, and refuses to say anything else about her. While there is a possibility that she does exist, and Chris has learned not to say who the sweetheart is, so that when she inevitably turns out to be a troll he won't look like such an idiot (but not smart enough to realise that all sweethearts he meets online are blatant trolls), it's far more likely that Chris is just really really bad at lying.
In March 2010, the previously unnamed Sweetheart was accidentally doxxed by her screenname in a Little Pig Blanket level created by the couple. Many lulz were uncovered as well as her identity as 'Heather'