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[[Image:Ivy.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Chris-Chan actually believes.]] | [[Image:Ivy.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Chris-Chan actually believes.]] | ||
'''Ivy Bundy''' (relation to Ted Bundy unconfirmed, but highly probable) was [[Chris|Chris's]] [[sweetheart]] from 25 [[March 2009]] to 14 [[May 2009]]. For Ivy, Chris lowered his standards slightly more by allowing redheads to become sweethearts (previously, they were excluded along with blacks and non-[[boyfriend-free girl]]s). | |||
Ivy | Ivy is frequently seen with her sidekick [[Layla|Luckett]]. | ||
Ivy has crabs. Her pet hermit crabs, [[Crass and Champ]], are featured as the ring bearers in his proposal video for Ivy. | |||
==Origins== | |||
[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|right|Image first posted on [[/cwc/]].]] | |||
In [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], Chris gave a shout out to "Avi" and her friend Rachel. These were originally assumed to be code names for [[Emily]] and her friend Stephanie to protect their identities. The next day, Chris edited the video to blows kisses to "Avi". | |||
On 21 March, Ivy was introduced on [[/cwc/]]. | |||
The video [[CWC's Message for Ivy]] on 24 March confirmed that Chris was actually saying "Ivy" and that he had already moved onto a new girl the same day he was tricked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. | |||
==Music Videos== | |||
On 26 March, Chris released [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]], with drawings of him rescuing Ivy from the hands of [[Clyde Cash]]. Amazingly, this featured the use of actual video editing skills and effects. | |||
Two days later, Chris sings "[[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]" to her. | |||
[[ | On 24 [[April 2009|April]], Chris proposed to Ivy by a [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|music video]]. Included in the video were numerous hand-drawn pictures of Chris's conception of their wedding, set to the tune of Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me". In typical Chris fashion, the music video consists of Chris singing along with a recording of the song in his characteristic off-pitch voice. | ||
== | ==Honeymoon== | ||
On [[2009#April|27 April 2009]], a [[Giant Penis Comic|comic featuring what Chris thinks would be his perfect honeymoon]] was leaked. | On [[2009#April|27 April 2009]], a [[Giant Penis Comic|comic featuring what Chris thinks would be his perfect honeymoon]] was leaked. | ||
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Explanations for why did he considered such a cheap-ass honeymoon are varied. Some people believe it's due to Chris's good ol' narcissism. Others believe this is because Chris was raised in such a dirty and sloppy household, that stuff we would consider mundane are very luxurious to him. Others, meanwhile, believe this is because Chris, being the deranged, socially inept manchild that he is, has never been or was never taken to a fancy restaurant. | Explanations for why did he considered such a cheap-ass honeymoon are varied. Some people believe it's due to Chris's good ol' narcissism. Others believe this is because Chris was raised in such a dirty and sloppy household, that stuff we would consider mundane are very luxurious to him. Others, meanwhile, believe this is because Chris, being the deranged, socially inept manchild that he is, has never been or was never taken to a fancy restaurant. | ||
==Break-Up== | |||
On the night of 14 [[May 2009|May]], the following was written on Chris's [[ED]] talk page: | |||
{{quote|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life. | |||
Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare? | |||
Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler.|Chris, recovering from the crestfallen emotions}} | |||
[[Rocky]], Chris's church counselor, pressured him into getting the [[Jerkops|police]] to do a background check on Ivy. After finding out that she didn't exist, Chris removed all Ivy-related videos from his [[YouTube]] account. | |||
==Reception== | |||
Pressuring Chris to return to his comics or to do anything at all is a trying task. In spite of high expectations, the Ivy era produced great lulz in ways many had not anticipated. | |||
Due to the increasingly absurd behavior displayed by Chris, there are many fags who thought, and still think, that Ivy is a figment of Chris's imagination. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center> | |||
<gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:CWCsClyde.jpg|OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER? | Image:CWCsClyde.jpg|OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER? | ||
Image:ChrisIvy.jpg|Chris is holding out for an hero. | Image:ChrisIvy.jpg|Chris is holding out for an hero. | ||
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Image:IvyWedding.jpg|If the first thing you noticed were the zapbuds, you are beyond redemption. | Image:IvyWedding.jpg|If the first thing you noticed were the zapbuds, you are beyond redemption. | ||
Image:Ivypickle.jpg|Even the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in the Pickle Suits]] love Ivy. | Image:Ivypickle.jpg|Even the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in the Pickle Suits]] love Ivy. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery></center> | ||
</center> | |||
==The leaked comic== | ==The leaked comic== | ||
*[http://rapidshare.com/files/226856028/jesuschrist.zip Rapidshare] | *[http://rapidshare.com/files/226856028/jesuschrist.zip Rapidshare] | ||
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R8CJ59X0 Megaupload] | *[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R8CJ59X0 Megaupload] | ||
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{{trolls}} | {{trolls}} | ||
[[Category:Sweethearts]] | [[Category:Sweethearts]] | ||
[[Category:Trolls]] | [[Category:Trolls]] | ||
Revision as of 21:16, 20 May 2009
Ivy Bundy (relation to Ted Bundy unconfirmed, but highly probable) was Chris's sweetheart from 25 March 2009 to 14 May 2009. For Ivy, Chris lowered his standards slightly more by allowing redheads to become sweethearts (previously, they were excluded along with blacks and non-boyfriend-free girls).
Ivy is frequently seen with her sidekick Luckett.
Ivy has crabs. Her pet hermit crabs, Crass and Champ, are featured as the ring bearers in his proposal video for Ivy.
Origins
In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, Chris gave a shout out to "Avi" and her friend Rachel. These were originally assumed to be code names for Emily and her friend Stephanie to protect their identities. The next day, Chris edited the video to blows kisses to "Avi".
On 21 March, Ivy was introduced on /cwc/.
The video CWC's Message for Ivy on 24 March confirmed that Chris was actually saying "Ivy" and that he had already moved onto a new girl the same day he was tricked by the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Music Videos
On 26 March, Chris released CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero, with drawings of him rescuing Ivy from the hands of Clyde Cash. Amazingly, this featured the use of actual video editing skills and effects.
Two days later, Chris sings "Lovin' You" to her.
On 24 April, Chris proposed to Ivy by a music video. Included in the video were numerous hand-drawn pictures of Chris's conception of their wedding, set to the tune of Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me". In typical Chris fashion, the music video consists of Chris singing along with a recording of the song in his characteristic off-pitch voice.
Honeymoon
On 27 April 2009, a comic featuring what Chris thinks would be his perfect honeymoon was leaked.
In this comic, Chris starts out by presenting himself to Ivy's father, a True and Honest police officer dressed in blue with a real metallic badge. They later go to a "Double-CWC" hotel presumably in CWCville, basically a rip-off of the real Double Tree luxury hotels. They both enter a room with as much as 5 Glade lavender air fresheners, presumably to mask the stench of his uncontrollable bowels, all filled with hearts made of rose petals. Once they get there, they start having sex.
During the sex scene, Chris first starts out by pulling off his tuxedo and his dress pants, revealing his trademark striped shirt and medallion. Then he pulls out his LUDICROUSLY ENORMOUS duck, as in the size of a human leg -- which mysteriously happens to shrink later to a normal size in order to fit in Ivy's pussy -- and then, they both transform into their fursonas: Ivy into a non-descript Rosechu, and Chris into Chris-chan Sonichu. Once they're done, they both raise their heads in awe and say "THANK YOU, GOD!".
Afterwards, Chris and Ivy are shown having what Chris thinks of as a fancy dinner: grilled chicken, vegetables, mashed potatoes, and CWC Orange Soda served in wine glasses.
Explanations for why did he considered such a cheap-ass honeymoon are varied. Some people believe it's due to Chris's good ol' narcissism. Others believe this is because Chris was raised in such a dirty and sloppy household, that stuff we would consider mundane are very luxurious to him. Others, meanwhile, believe this is because Chris, being the deranged, socially inept manchild that he is, has never been or was never taken to a fancy restaurant.
Break-Up
On the night of 14 May, the following was written on Chris's ED talk page:
| “ | I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.
Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare? Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler. |
” |
| Chris, recovering from the crestfallen emotions | ||
Rocky, Chris's church counselor, pressured him into getting the police to do a background check on Ivy. After finding out that she didn't exist, Chris removed all Ivy-related videos from his YouTube account.
Reception
Pressuring Chris to return to his comics or to do anything at all is a trying task. In spite of high expectations, the Ivy era produced great lulz in ways many had not anticipated.
Due to the increasingly absurd behavior displayed by Chris, there are many fags who thought, and still think, that Ivy is a figment of Chris's imagination.
Gallery
OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER?
- ChrisIvy.jpg
Chris is holding out for an hero.
AFK, gouging eyes out.
Rape is imminent. On a more serious note: Chris fails at pantyshots.
If the first thing you noticed were the zapbuds, you are beyond redemption.
Even the Men in the Pickle Suits love Ivy.
