User:IBAnderson

Well, it looks like they might be putting Chris Chan away. It was nice while it lasted, but we all knew it couldn't go on forever... Also, I wrote a Christmas carol in memory of the virgin with rage:

At 14 Branchland Court, in Ruckersville V-A lives a pedofork, who sits around all day. He doesn't have a job, his name is Christian C. And he wants a cute gal-pal, who is boyfriend-free

Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away, hey!

Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

Chris Chan's very strong, so don't get in his way, he sometimes sings his song, "It's OK to be gay" Gah! He breaks all kinds of laws, he has a creepy stare Casting Curse-ye-hame-has for God and the Bear

Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

He doesn't like the trolls, despises Asperchu the internet he told, Mike Snyder's a Jew. Captain's log Stardate, December 25th New year's eve we'll celebrate, with Fanta and jizz

Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

Well, that was it, peace and except for those trolls who despise and harass me, have a good safe holiday. :)

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Catholic
This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.

HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

Warrior
This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.

Virgin with rage
Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

Desi
This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3

Irish
Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh!
Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille!