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[[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris considers a successful date to look like. Note the look of terror in Layla's eyes.]] | [[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris considers a successful date to look like. Note the look of terror in [[Layla]]'s eyes.]] | ||
'''Dating''' is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long term mate. [[Chris]] treats this process of establishing a relationship as a [[Autism|strict and immutable ritual]] in which [[hanky panky]] invariably occurs on the [[third date]] at the latest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education]]</ref> | '''Dating''' is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long-term mate. [[Chris]] treats this process of establishing a relationship as a [[Autism|strict and immutable ritual]] in which [[hanky panky]] invariably occurs on the [[third date]] at the latest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education]]</ref> | ||
==Online dating== | ==Online dating== | ||
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==Chris's ideas about dating Blanca== | ==Chris's ideas about dating Blanca== | ||
Excerpts from an [[Blanca E-mails#September 2008|e-mail]] Chris wrote to [[Blanca]] in September 2008: | Excerpts from an [[Blanca E-mails#September 2008|e-mail]] Chris wrote to [[Blanca]] in September [[2008]]: | ||
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The First Day | The First Day | ||
* meet | * meet [[Barbara|my mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], chat with them a while and get to know each other | ||
* video gameplay with [[Guitar Hero]] | * video gameplay with [[Guitar Hero]] | ||
* For dinner that evening, our First Date, I will take you out to [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], Arbys, Burger King, or a small restaurant like that | * For dinner that evening, our First Date, I will take you out to [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], Arbys, [[Burger King]], or a small restaurant like that | ||
* I'd let you go back to your hotel, or [[Rape|bring you back home]]. NO SEX on the first night, but if you'd like to make out, I'd welcome it. | * I'd let you go back to your hotel, or [[Rape|bring you back home]]. NO [[SEX]] on the first night, but if you'd like to make out, I'd welcome it. | ||
The Second Day | The Second Day | ||
* PS2 or 3 | * [[PlayStation|PS2 or 3]] | ||
* For Lunch, I'd take you to this good all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert [[Country Cookin|Buffet]] that I know of in [[Charlottesville]] | * For Lunch, I'd take you to this good all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert [[Country Cookin|Buffet]] that I know of in [[Charlottesville]] | ||
* Romantic Movie at the theater, or we can walk the Downtall Malll, and/or a [[Sonichu's Edge|walk in the park]] | * [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Romantic Movie]] at the theater, or we can walk the [[Fashion Square Mall|Downtall Malll]], and/or a [[Sonichu's Edge|walk in the park]] | ||
* If we take in the movie, you and I can [[Rape|sit in the back, darker area]]. And if it doesn't bother you, I may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel. [[Megan Schroeder|Stop me]] if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can [[Hanky panky|make out]] in the theater. | * If we take in the movie, you and I can [[Rape|sit in the back, darker area]]. And if it doesn't bother you, I may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel. [[Megan Schroeder|Stop me]] if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can [[Hanky panky|make out]] in the theater. | ||
* if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or your room, you can take my | * if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or your room, you can take my [[virgin]]ity, or we can wait till the [[third date|third night]], if there is one before you have to go back to [''REDACTED'']. Either way, I would wear a condom then, and in the future until our [[Giant Penis Comic|Wedding Night]]. :) | ||
Sunday Morning | Sunday Morning | ||
* would you be willing to come with me to my Methodist Church as a Visitor? If you do, I would take pride in being with you there and [[Women's rights|showing you off]] as my Girlfriend. :D But seriously, I would honestly appreciate just having you with me there. We do [[Singstar Challenge|sing]] from a red or black book at points during each service, but you don't have to sing if you don't want to. | * would you be willing to come with me to my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Methodist Church]] as a Visitor? If you do, I would take pride in being with you there and [[Women's rights|showing you off]] as my Girlfriend. :D But seriously, I would honestly appreciate just having you with me there. We do [[Singstar Challenge|sing]] from a red or black book at points during each service, but you don't have to sing if you don't want to. | ||
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*[[Fail| my mommy and I]]—my family and I—will meet you at the airport | *[[Fail| my mommy and I]]—my family and I—will meet you at the airport | ||
* I know a place that does some [[Recycling|great smoothies]], so yeah, a cafe | * I know a place that does some [[Recycling|great smoothies]], so yeah, a cafe | ||
* enjoy a movie in the theatre, at home or watch a television rerun. FAMILY GUY, heh, [[Family Guy]]. Or uh [[I love Lucy]] or I got the entire series of Gilligan's Island. | * enjoy a movie in the theatre, at home or watch a television rerun. FAMILY GUY, heh, [[Family Guy]]. Or uh [[I love Lucy]] or I got the entire series of [[Gilligan's Island]]. | ||
* [[Hanky-Panky|make some music together]] on [[Guitar Hero]] | * [[Hanky-Panky|make some music together]] on [[Guitar Hero]] | ||
* I will look forward to the eventuality of you and I having our [[Hanky panky|sex time]] together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll do my best to pleasure you to keep you satisfied, satisfied, just for you. Just for you, hmmm. I know a number of good positions and massages, hmmm, hmmm. | * I will look forward to the eventuality of you and I having our [[Hanky panky|sex time]] together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll do my best to pleasure you to keep you satisfied, satisfied, just for you. Just for you, hmmm. I know a number of good positions and massages, hmmm, hmmm. | ||
Revision as of 06:12, 10 November 2010
This is what Chris considers a successful date to look like. Note the look of terror in Layla's eyes.
Dating is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long-term mate. Chris treats this process of establishing a relationship as a strict and immutable ritual in which hanky panky invariably occurs on the third date at the latest.[1]
Online dating
Chris has joined several online dating sites, including Match, OkCupid [2] Book of Matches [3] and The Hook Cafe. He is also seen trying to use Craigslist several times; however, it is assumed that it was a troll's work.
Chris's ideas about dating Blanca
Excerpts from an e-mail Chris wrote to Blanca in September 2008:
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The First Day
The Second Day
Sunday Morning
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Chris's ideas about dating Ivy
Excerpts from a video Chris recorded for Ivy in May 2009:
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Sauce
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education
- ↑ http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU OkCupid dating profile for CWCSonichu
- ↑ Book of Matches - profile Sonichu