Difference between revisions of "Revive Zordon"
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Yet more evil forces showed up<br/> | Yet more evil forces showed up<br/> | ||
And they lost their good fans<br/> | And they lost their good fans<br/> | ||
When they went and killed Zordon!<br/> | When they went and killed [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]]!<br/> | ||
''Chorus:''<br/> | ''Chorus:''<br/> | ||
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Presidents tried to enforce<br/> | Presidents tried to enforce<br/> | ||
But that plot was too trite<br/> | But that plot was too trite<br/> | ||
Zordon was better than the police<br/> | Zordon was better than [[Jerkops|the police]]<br/> | ||
He had great powers and then some <br/> | He had great powers and then some <br/> | ||
Might and magic ruled<br/> | Might and magic ruled<br/> | ||
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Thankfully, Chris has never produced a recording of this song. Instead, we are treated to the dulcet tones of the | Thankfully, Chris has never produced a recording of this song. Instead, we are treated to the dulcet tones of the narrator of the [[Audiobooks]]. | ||
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| Other Info = MP3 [http://www.mediafire.com/?hwrvy3ncyyy here]. | | Other Info = MP3 [http://www.mediafire.com/?hwrvy3ncyyy here]. | ||
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Revision as of 08:58, 6 January 2011
"Revive Zordon" is the newest single from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys after the dismal failure of their sophomore album Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK. The song made its worldwide debut in Sonichu #10. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American Super Sentai team, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, by reviving their mentor, Zordon. Ironically, Ted Nugent is a right-wing goofball who doesn't like homos, so he'd probably make a great role model, despite having nothing but disgust for Chris.
Lyrics
They smashed his tube
While lost in space
And then he was gone to save the human race
Yet more evil forces showed up
And they lost their good fans
When they went and killed Zordon!
Chorus:
They need to revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon!
Presidents tried to enforce
But that plot was too trite
Zordon was better than the police
He had great powers and then some
Might and magic ruled
And five Zords rule over three.
[chorus x 2]
The original team was beyond the best
Tommy loved Kimberly
(Sweet and Tenderly)
Trini was keeping it real with Zach [sic],
Billy had the brains to time travel
and Jason was leadin' Red!
Dinozords evolved to the
the Thunder Power
Ninja and Shogun Titanus
Zeo Crystal Power
Autobot-Style with Turbo
U.F.O. got lost in Space
[chorus]
Revive Zordon and get the
Power Rangers back together,
which was most awesome!!!
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers")
Unofficial version
Thankfully, Chris has never produced a recording of this song. Instead, we are treated to the dulcet tones of the narrator of the Audiobooks.
| Revive Zordon | |
| Stardate | 14 February 2010 |
| Made By | Vivian Gee with singing by Dethchemist |
| Video Type | Music Video |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
Reception
| “ | god. it's like if I rewrote the lyrics to Hey Jude but complained about how digimon season 2 sucked | ” |
| Vivian | ||
The song was first played at the headquarters of 4-cent_garbage.com, which led to the deaths of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In Molvanîa, where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved from Sasava to Lublova.
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