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Well, it looks like Chris was serious this time. He really did leave forever. Oh well, on to the second biggest idiot on the internet. Also, I wrote a Christmas carol in memory of the virgin with rage:  
Well, it looks like they might be putting Chris Chan away. It was nice while it lasted, but we all knew it couldn't go on forever...  
At 14 Branchland Court, in Ruckersvill V-A
Also, I wrote a Christmas carol in memory of the virgin with rage:
lives a [[pedofork]], who sits around all day
He doesn't have a [[job|monthly tugboat]], his name is [[Chris Chan|Christian C.]]
At [[14 Branchland Court]], in Ruckersville V-A
And he wants a cute [[gal-pal]], who is [[boyfriend-free|boyfriend free girl]]
lives a [[pedofork]], who sits around all day.
He doesn't have a [[monthly tugboat|job]], his name is [[Chris Chan|Christian C.]]
And he wants a cute [[gal-pal]], who is [[boyfriend free girl|boyfriend-free]]


Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells,
Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells,
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and then Clyde Cash got away.
and then Clyde Cash got away.


Chris Chan's very [obesity|strong], so don't get in his way
Chris Chan's very [[obesity|strong]], so don't get in his way,
he sometimes sings his song, "It's OK to be gay" [[It's Ugh!|Gah!]]
he sometimes sings his song, "It's OK to be gay" [[It's UGH!|Gah!]]
He breaks all kinds of [[Chris and the law|laws]], he has a [[creepy stare]]
He breaks all kinds of [[Chris and the law|laws]], he has a [[creepy stare]]
Casting [[Curse-ye-hame-ha|Curse-ye-hame-has]] for [[Christian's name change|God and the Bear]]
Casting [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-ye-hame-has]] for [[Christian's name change|God and the Bear]]


Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells,
Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells,
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He doesn't like the [[trolls]], despises [[Asperchu]]
He doesn't like the [[trolls]], despises [[Asperchu]]
the internet he told, [[Michael Snyder|Mike Snyder]]'s a Jew
the internet he told, [[Michael Snyder|Mike Snyder]]'s a Jew.
[[Captain's log]] Stardate, December 25th
[[Captain's log]] Stardate, December 25th
New year's eve we'll celebrate, with Fanta and [[semen|jizz]]
New year's eve we'll celebrate, with Fanta and [[semen|jizz]]
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{{Americunt}}
{{Americunt}}
{{White}}
{{White}}
{{Christian}}
{{Catholic}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{Hero}}
{{Warrior}}
{{Virgin with rage}}
{{Virgin with rage}}
{{Desi}}
{{Desi}}

Latest revision as of 00:58, 14 February 2015

Well, it looks like they might be putting Chris Chan away. It was nice while it lasted, but we all knew it couldn't go on forever... Also, I wrote a Christmas carol in memory of the virgin with rage:

At 14 Branchland Court, in Ruckersville V-A lives a pedofork, who sits around all day. He doesn't have a job, his name is Christian C. And he wants a cute gal-pal, who is boyfriend-free

Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away, hey!

Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

Chris Chan's very strong, so don't get in his way, he sometimes sings his song, "It's OK to be gay" Gah! He breaks all kinds of laws, he has a creepy stare Casting Curse-ye-hame-has for God and the Bear

Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

He doesn't like the trolls, despises Asperchu the internet he told, Mike Snyder's a Jew. Captain's log Stardate, December 25th New year's eve we'll celebrate, with Fanta and jizz

Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

Well, that was it, peace and except for those trolls who despise and harass me, have a good safe holiday. :)


American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Catholic Catholic
This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.
HEXBox HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
Warrior Warrior
This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.
Virgin with Rage Virgin with rage
Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.
Desi Chandler Desi
This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3
Ireland Irish
Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh!
Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille!
Jack Alec Benson Leary
This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.
Clyde Clyde Cash
This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.
Watch out! Martial Artist
This user has a little Chun-Li within them!