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Hello, my name is Ian Brandon Anderson. I discovered [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Chandler]], or "Chris Chan" on [[Youtube]] through a friend in the summer of [[2009]], and have been [[Chris and anger|extremely offended]] by his attempts at [[Liquid Chris|impersonating me]], and mocking my original character, Pika the Hedgehog with his [[Sonichu]]. I have e-mailed him about the matter, and he has refused to respond even after I threatened to take [[Chris and the law|legal action]], [[List of Chris's lies|which I shall!]]
Well, it looks like they might be putting Chris Chan away. It was nice while it lasted, but we all knew it couldn't go on forever...  
And another thing:
Also, I wrote a Christmas carol in memory of the virgin with rage:
{{RageQuote|I NAME IS NOT<br/>''CHRISTIAN....''<br/>''....WESTON....''<br/>''....SOMETHING!!!''}}
At [[14 Branchland Court]], in Ruckersville V-A
lives a [[pedofork]], who sits around all day.
He doesn't have a [[monthly tugboat|job]], his name is [[Chris Chan|Christian C.]]
And he wants a cute [[gal-pal]], who is [[boyfriend free girl|boyfriend-free]]
 
Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells,
[[Sonichu]] is [[homos|gay]].
[[Bob]] cut down the internet,
and then [[Clyde Cash]] got away, hey!
 
Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells,
Sonichu is gay.
Bob cut down the internet,
and then Clyde Cash got away.
 
Chris Chan's very [[obesity|strong]], so don't get in his way,
he sometimes sings his song, "It's OK to be gay" [[It's UGH!|Gah!]]
He breaks all kinds of [[Chris and the law|laws]], he has a [[creepy stare]]
Casting [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-ye-hame-has]] for [[Christian's name change|God and the Bear]]
 
Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells,
Sonichu is gay.
Bob cut down the internet,
and then Clyde Cash got away.
 
He doesn't like the [[trolls]], despises [[Asperchu]]
the internet he told, [[Michael Snyder|Mike Snyder]]'s a Jew.
[[Captain's log]] Stardate, December 25th
New year's eve we'll celebrate, with Fanta and [[semen|jizz]]
 
Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells,
Sonichu is gay.
Bob cut down the internet,
and then Clyde Cash got away.
 
Well, that was it, peace and except for those trolls who despise and harass me, have a good safe holiday. :)


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Latest revision as of 00:58, 14 February 2015

Well, it looks like they might be putting Chris Chan away. It was nice while it lasted, but we all knew it couldn't go on forever... Also, I wrote a Christmas carol in memory of the virgin with rage:

At 14 Branchland Court, in Ruckersville V-A lives a pedofork, who sits around all day. He doesn't have a job, his name is Christian C. And he wants a cute gal-pal, who is boyfriend-free

Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away, hey!

Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

Chris Chan's very strong, so don't get in his way, he sometimes sings his song, "It's OK to be gay" Gah! He breaks all kinds of laws, he has a creepy stare Casting Curse-ye-hame-has for God and the Bear

Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

He doesn't like the trolls, despises Asperchu the internet he told, Mike Snyder's a Jew. Captain's log Stardate, December 25th New year's eve we'll celebrate, with Fanta and jizz

Oh, Jingle bells, Chris Chan smells, Sonichu is gay. Bob cut down the internet, and then Clyde Cash got away.

Well, that was it, peace and except for those trolls who despise and harass me, have a good safe holiday. :)


American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Catholic Catholic
This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.
HEXBox HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
Warrior Warrior
This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.
Virgin with Rage Virgin with rage
Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.
Desi Chandler Desi
This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3
Ireland Irish
Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh!
Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille!
Jack Alec Benson Leary
This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.
Clyde Clyde Cash
This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.
Watch out! Martial Artist
This user has a little Chun-Li within them!