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[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! …wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! ...wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]


'''''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], [[Christian's]] nonexistent fan band, because talking over music, changing existing lyrics so they're all about you, and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' is EXACTLY like being in a real band.
'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Chris]]'s awful [[music]]al project, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. It was released in [[2009]].


==Background==
==Background==
After a four-year hiatus, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over a selection of the greatest hits of the '80s, '90s and today.  
After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "[[Ivy]]", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted almost entirely of pop music from the late [[1990s]], but ''COMEBACK!'' branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art pop, and R&B from the 1970s to today.  


Notable is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]]. While a newfag would believe Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true Christian and the Hedgehog Boys fan will know that Sonic left the band due to artistic differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while Shadow died of a cocaine overdose.
Notable also is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] on bass and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] on drums. While one would assume that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to [[Chris and art|artistic]] differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while Shadow died due to a [[Chris and drugs|cocaine]] overdose. Also depicted is [[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]]; it was later revealed in the [[Ivy Q&A]] that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.


This is notable as Wild's first musical appearance where he departs from his [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series|Sit 'n Spin background]].
Because the album material was leaked by [[trolls]] rather than officially released, Christian does not consider it to be a [[TRUE and HONEST]] part of the Hedgehog Boys canon, as he revealed in a [[Mailbag]] correspondence with {{w|Paul McCartney}} in 2009<ref>[[Mailbag 14#He's a real Nowhere Man|Mailbag 14]]</ref>. His apparent plan to eventually give his two CDs an official release as paid merchandise never got off the ground, likely due to [[stress]] (as well as [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]).


==Tracks==
==Tracks==
#"[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]" (to the tune of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise")
{| class="wikitable"
#"[[CWC Like a Virgin]]" (to the tune of Madonna's "Like a Virgin")
|-
#"[[Feel Our Love At Play]]" (to the tune of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away")
!
#"[[I Gotta Make My Move]]" (to the tune of Rod Stewart's "If You Want My Body")
! Title
#"[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]" (to the tune of Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights")
! Based on
#"[[Lovin' You]]" (to the tune of Minnie Riperton's "Lovin' You")
!Subject
#"[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light")
|-
#"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" (to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark")
| 1
#"[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]" (to the tune of Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack")
| "[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]"
| {{w|Coolio}} — "{{w|Gangsta's Paradise}}"
| {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
|-
| 2
| "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]"
| {{w|Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna}} — "{{w|Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 3
| "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]"
| {{w|Berlin (band)|Berlin}} — "{{w|Take My Breath Away}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 4
| "[[I Gotta Make My Move]]"
| {{w|Rod Stewart}} — "{{w|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 5
| "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]"
| {{w|Kate Bush}} — "{{w|Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 6
| "[[Lovin' You]]"
| {{w|Minnie Riperton}} — "{{w|Lovin' You}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 7
| "[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
| {{w|Meat Loaf}} — "{{w|Paradise by the Dashboard Light}}"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Crass and Champ|Crustaceans]]}}
|-
| 8
| "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]"
| {{w|Bruce Springsteen}} — "{{w|Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark}}"
| {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] & [[Layla Flaaffy|Layla]]}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 9
| "[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]"
| {{w|Justin Timberlake}} — "{{w|SexyBack}}"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Ivy|text}}
|}


==Reception==
==Reception and legacy==
While critics applauded Christian for upgrading the quality of the music he talks over, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon. ''Rolling Stone'' refused to review the album.
[[Image:Comeback.png|thumb|right|On that very day, all you would see is this. ''Truly'' amazing.]]
While critics applauded [[Chris]] for upgrading the quality of the [[Chris and music|music]] he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.


Fans of Wild Sonichu's mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that Punchy could not live up to the legacy of Shadow.
Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is ''even worse'' than on the last.
 
Fans of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that [[Punchy Sonichu]] could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.
 
Despite this, retrospective appraisals have been more positive, and on COMEBACK!'s tenth anniversary, [[4chan]] users celebrated by spamming [https://pastebin.com/eKNmUN7a a copypasta] all over the Music board (/mu/). A reading of it can be found [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561485905781587970/565860951795040257/croatian_guy_reads_out_shitposts.mp3 here].
 
==ORIGINAL LYRICS==
'''DO NOT STEAL'''
<gallery>
Image:TrollstasParadise1.jpg|"Trollsta's Paradise"
Image:TrollstasParadise2.jpg
Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|"Feel Our Love At Play"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove1.jpg|"I Gotta Make My Move"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove2.jpg
Image:IllNeverLeaveYouIvy.jpg|"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"
Image:PunchyandLaylasDanceInTheDark.jpg|"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"
Image:SexyForMyIvy1.jpg|"I'm Sexy For My Ivy"
Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
</gallery>
 
== References ==
<references/>


==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QRPCIV36 Download the album]
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download the album] (Working link as of 2022)
 
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Latest revision as of 20:42, 28 March 2024

A long-awaited comeback album! Yay! ...wait a minute, this is only the second album?

Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK! is the second album by Chris's awful musical project, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. It was released in 2009.

Background

After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "Ivy", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted almost entirely of pop music from the late 1990s, but COMEBACK! branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art pop, and R&B from the 1970s to today.

Notable also is the replacement of Wild Sonichu for Sonic on bass and Punchy Sonichu for Shadow on drums. While one would assume that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to artistic differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while Shadow died due to a cocaine overdose. Also depicted is Layla Flaaffy; it was later revealed in the Ivy Q&A that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.

Because the album material was leaked by trolls rather than officially released, Christian does not consider it to be a TRUE and HONEST part of the Hedgehog Boys canon, as he revealed in a Mailbag correspondence with Paul McCartney in 2009[1]. His apparent plan to eventually give his two CDs an official release as paid merchandise never got off the ground, likely due to stress (as well as copyright).

Tracks

Title Based on Subject
1 "(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise" Coolio — "Gangsta's Paradise" TrollsTrolls Trolls, ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
2 "CWC Like a Virgin" Madonna — "Like a Virgin" IvyIvy Ivy, SexSex Sex
3 "Feel Our Love At Play" Berlin — "Take My Breath Away" IvyIvy Ivy, SexSex Sex, GalpalsGalpals Love
4 "I Gotta Make My Move" Rod Stewart — "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" IvyIvy Ivy, SexSex Sex
5 "I'll Never Leave You, Ivy" Kate Bush — "Wuthering Heights" IvyIvy Ivy, GalpalsGalpals Love
6 "Lovin' You" Minnie Riperton — "Lovin' You" IvyIvy Ivy, GalpalsGalpals Love
7 "Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)" Meat Loaf — "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" SexSex Sex, GalpalsGalpals Love, ComicsComics Crustaceans
8 "Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" Bruce Springsteen — "Dancing in the Dark" GalpalsGalpals Love, ComicsComics Punchy & Layla, SexSex Sex
9 "I'm Sexy For My Ivy" Justin Timberlake — "SexyBack" SexSex Sex, IvyIvy Ivy

Reception and legacy

On that very day, all you would see is this. Truly amazing.

While critics applauded Chris for upgrading the quality of the music he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in Molvanîa where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.

Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is even worse than on the last.

Fans of Wild Sonichu's mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior guitar, which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that Punchy Sonichu could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.

Despite this, retrospective appraisals have been more positive, and on COMEBACK!'s tenth anniversary, 4chan users celebrated by spamming a copypasta all over the Music board (/mu/). A reading of it can be found here.

ORIGINAL LYRICS

DO NOT STEAL

  • "Trollsta's Paradise"

  • TrollstasParadise2.jpg

  • "Feel Our Love At Play"

  • "I Gotta Make My Move"

  • IGottaMakeMyMove2.jpg

  • "I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"

  • "Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"

  • "I'm Sexy For My Ivy"

  • SexyForMyIvy2.jpg

References

  1. ↑ Mailbag 14

External links

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