Difference between revisions of "Hard Love Quest"
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<center>''''Hard [[Love Quest]]''' <ref>Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2) http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm</ref> <br> | <center>''''[[Masturbation|Hard]] [[Love Quest]]''' <ref>Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2) http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm</ref> <br> | ||
''By. Christian W. Chandler<br> | ''By. Christian W. Chandler<br> | ||
January 18, 2004'' <br><br> | January 18, 2004'' <br><br> | ||
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as he is still “Stuck as a [[virgin with rage]].” | as he is still “Stuck as a [[virgin with rage]].” | ||
He search low and high to the end, | He search low and high to the end, | ||
the only delay is the fear of being already beaten by a BOYFRIEND. | the only delay is the fear of being already [[domestic violence|beaten by a BOYFRIEND]]. | ||
Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame, | Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame, | ||
boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME. | boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME. | ||
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Matching Girl descriptions are free, | Matching Girl descriptions are free, | ||
I wish one girl would notice and approach me. | I wish one girl would notice and approach me. | ||
It would be way past cool, per-say, | It would be [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]], per-say, | ||
if I could get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day. | if I could get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day. | ||
But for now as you see, | But for now as you see, | ||
Revision as of 00:44, 25 August 2009
Hard Love Quest is a poem by Christian Weston Chandler. It was written on January 18, 2004, and published the next month, in the second issue of Sonichu's News Dash.
The Poem
By. Christian W. Chandler
January 18, 2004
Here you see, a sad and lonesome Christian C.
Without girlfriend love he feels an older age,
as he is still “Stuck as a virgin with rage.”
He search low and high to the end,
the only delay is the fear of being already beaten by a BOYFRIEND.
Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame,
boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME.
As I sit and sigh,
I watch the girls go by.
Afraid of a lame intersecption,
I sit out in the open without hesitation.
Matching Girl descriptions are free,
I wish one girl would notice and approach me.
It would be way past cool, per-say,
if I could get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day.
But for now as you see,
I am a sad and lonesome “C.”
References
- ↑ Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2) http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm