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In [[June 2014]], CWCkiforums user [http://cwckiforums.com/members/skyraider91.1602/ | In [[June 2014]], CWCkiforums user SkyRaider91<ref>[http://cwckiforums.com/members/skyraider91.1602/]</ref> leaked scans of several '''documents from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]] classes'''. Many of the pages appear to be charred and/or water-damaged, likely as a result of [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|the January 2014 fire and subsequent events at 14 BLC]]. | ||
==[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Parenting]]== | ==[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Parenting]]== | ||
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<u>How it was like to wear the Empathy Belly:</u> | <u>How it was like to wear the Empathy Belly:</u> | ||
Having a belly like a pregnant woman was really an awkward experience. While I wore the belly, I was walking like as if my legs were out of balance. Also, when I tried to get my pencil bag out of my backpack, the belly held me back by putting pressure on my left leg. Luckily my arms were long, but if they were any shorter, I would have had a real problem to reach the pencil bag. And when I laid on the floor and tried to get up, the gravity made the belly put pressure on me, and it made me fall on my right side. Finally, while I was sitting in my chair, the belly made it uncomfortable for me to cross my legs, and while my legs were separated, it put pressure on my private part, which gave me a strange, weird feeling. So, it was quite an experience while I had a belly like a pregnant woman. | Having a belly like a pregnant woman was really an awkward experience. While I wore the belly, I was walking like as if my legs were out of balance. Also, when I tried to get my pencil bag out of my backpack, the belly held me back by putting pressure on my left leg. Luckily my arms were long, but if they were any shorter, I would have had a real problem to reach the pencil bag. And when I laid on the floor and tried to get up, the gravity made the belly put pressure on me, and it made me fall on my right side. Finally, while I was sitting in my chair, the belly made it uncomfortable for me to cross my legs, and while my legs were separated, it put pressure on my [[Duck|private part]], which gave me a strange, weird feeling. So, it was quite an experience while I had a belly like a pregnant woman. | ||
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* (Feb 7) 1795 | * (Feb 7) 1795 | ||
::11th amendment: People of other countries can't blame U.S. for their troubles.<br> | ::11th amendment: People of other countries can't blame U.S. for their troubles.<br> | ||
::[Horribly misshapen landmasses labeled "CANADA", "U.S.A"., "MEXICO", "EUROPE", and "AFRICA".]<br> | ::[Horribly misshapen landmasses labeled "CANADA", "U.S.A"., "MEXICO", "EUROPE", and "[[Niggos|AFRICA]]".]<br> | ||
::[Speech bubble: "HELP!"] | ::[Speech bubble: "HELP!"] | ||
* (JULY 27) 1809 | * (JULY 27) 1809 | ||
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* (Jan. 16) 1919 | * (Jan. 16) 1919 | ||
::18th amendment: prohibition of liquor from U.S.<br> | ::18th amendment: prohibition of [[Alcohol|liquor]] from U.S.<br> | ||
::[Bottle label: "BE ER"] | ::[Bottle label: "BE ER"] | ||
* 1920 Aug. 18 | * 1920 Aug. 18 | ||
::19th amendment: Women <u>can</u> vote.<br> | ::19th amendment: [[Women's rights|Women]] <u>can</u> vote.<br> | ||
::[Speech bubble: "I can Vote, too!"] | ::[Speech bubble: "I can Vote, too!"] | ||
* (Jan. 23) 1933 | * (Jan. 23) 1933 | ||
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File:Student Life essay 003.jpg | File:Student Life essay 003.jpg | ||
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Chris suggests in this Standards of Learning (SOL) essay that his high school's [[Minor_CWC-isms|"seinor"]] class fund the construction of an indoor swimming pool in the gym as their class gift, demonstrating that [[Chris and money|he has no concept of how much that would cost]]. He alludes to gym teachers having ''"wet-wild" times with the students'' in the prospective pool; it's unclear whether this is an attempt at [[Random Access Humour|innuendo]] or that Chris genuinely didn't realize how creepy it came across. | Chris suggests in this [[Wikipedia:Standards of Learning|Standards of Learning]] (SOL) essay that his high school's [[Minor_CWC-isms|"seinor"]] class fund the construction of an indoor swimming pool in the gym as their class gift, demonstrating that [[Chris and money|he has no concept of how much that would cost]]. He alludes to gym teachers having ''"wet-wild" times with the students'' in the prospective pool; it's unclear whether this is an attempt at [[Random Access Humour|innuendo]] or that Chris genuinely didn't realize how creepy it came across. | ||
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Christian W. Chandler<br> | Christian W. Chandler<br> | ||
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Every year, the Seinor/Graduating class presents a gift for the school. The money for their gift is taken out of the Seinor fund. Usually, each gift is great for the future students, and the school. My idea for a class gift, would be to have an indoor swimming pool built in the gym area. | Every year, the Seinor/Graduating class presents a gift for the school. The money for their gift is taken out of the Seinor fund. Usually, each gift is great for the future students, and the school. My idea for a class gift, would be to have an indoor swimming pool built in the gym area. | ||
With the addittion of the swimming pool, it could do great things for the studnets, and the school, and P.E. classes. Since the students have to wait until next summer to cool off, and exercise in a pool, they could keep those legs and arms "seaworthy" with the pool in the gym. It would also be a great option for P.E. classes, besides basketball, jogging, and weight-lifting, the <sup>(PE)</sup> teachers could have a "wet-wild" time with the students. And the school would have a swim-team, and compete with other "pool-filled" schools. | With the addittion of the swimming pool, it could do great things for the studnets, and the school, and P.E. classes. Since the students have to wait until next summer to cool off, and exercise in a pool, they could keep those legs and arms "seaworthy" with the pool in the gym. It would also be a great option for P.E. classes, besides basketball, jogging, and weight-lifting, the <sup>(PE)</sup> teachers could [[Pedofork|have a "wet-wild" time with the students]]. And the school would have a swim-team, and compete with other "pool-filled" schools. | ||
An indoor pool would be a great benefit for the students, school, and P.E. teachers/classes. That is why I think an indoor-swimming pool would be a great graduation gift for the school. | An indoor pool would be a great benefit for the students, school, and P.E. teachers/classes. That is why I think an indoor-swimming pool would be a great graduation gift for the school. | ||
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==[[Spanish]]== | ==[[Spanish]]== | ||
This work is dated 7/12/98, most likely referring to 7 December [[1998]] using the [[Wikipedia:Date format by country|Spanish date format]]. Chris used pop culture figures ([[Pokémon]], [[Sonic]], [[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|The Powerpuff Girls]]) to illustrate vocabulary words. Chris's class seem to have watch Spanish dubs of ''The Powerpuff Girls'' in class<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>, so for once he isn't randomly shoving in fictional characters. His Pokémon are revealing: he describes Christian the Charmeleon as ''muy delgado'' ("[[Obesity|very thin]]"), [[Ricardo]] the Raichu as ''muy divertido'' ("[[Random access humor|very funny]]"), [[Cole]] the Beedrill as ''muy feo'' ("very ugly"), and later refers to Ricardo as a ''bombero'' ("[[Destruction Of Chris's House|firefighter]]"). | |||
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File:Chris Old Bedroom Large.jpg | File:Chris Old Bedroom Large.jpg |
Revision as of 07:29, 22 June 2014
In June 2014, CWCkiforums user SkyRaider91[1] leaked scans of several documents from Chris' high school classes. Many of the pages appear to be charred and/or water-damaged, likely as a result of the January 2014 fire and subsequent events at 14 BLC.
Parenting
Parenting Interview
Presumably Chris interviewed Barb and/or Bob for this assignment, and most of the answers are short and vague to the point of not making much sense; it's unclear whether Barb/Bob were giving brief answers, or whether Chris was just too lazy to record their full responses. Humorously, the interviewee(s) says that "the hardest part of being a parent" has been "dealing w. public school sys", and that they chose to have children simply because "It's nice to have kids." They also make mention of "laughter from 4 kids and 3 situations", possibly referring to the social stigma that Bob and Barb endured as a result of their respective previous relationships and children.
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Parenting Class
Empathy Belly essay
Chris describes the experience of wearing an empathy belly.
“ | ...while my legs were separated, it put pressure on my private part, which gave me a strange, weird feeling. | ” |
Chris, describing in a typed essay that the empathy belly rubbed his penis |
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U.S. Government
Amendment Timeline
An illustrated timeline briefly describing the 27 amendments to the U.S. Constitution. As is to be expected, Chris used multiple conventions for writing out dates, and made several prominent factual, spelling, and grammatical errors, which are preserved in the transcription.
“ | Dear LADY; PAYUP! | ” |
Congress |
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English
Chris' 1999 English grades, showing failing grades on all but 2 items, and a 78% for the year.
Japan War Essay
A wandering, factually inaccurate essay intended to be about Japan and the United States in World War II, which Chris describes as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!". Most of the content is directly quoted from other works (although attributed), and the thesis (if it can be called that) is incredibly vague.
Also note that despite this essay being for his English class, and apparently being corrected on it in the rough draft, Chris wrote parts of the headings in Spanish, including writing his name as Ricardo, on the final draft.
“ | So, the war was started only because the privacy of US was invaded. | ” |
Christian Weston Chandler, top scholar of WWII history |
“ | At near the end of the war, "President Woodrow Wilson tried to get Japan to withdraw from Shandong"... Even the President of the US wanted to put an end to this nasty war. | ” |
Chris, not realizing that the sentence that he quoted begins with "At the end of World War I..." |
“ | But the real "barbarians," were the Japanese people themselves. The US thought the same way... | ” |
Chris |
“ | "Very confusing + unclear." | ” |
Chris's English teacher, providing an apt summary of this essay as well as Chris's writing in general |
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Student Life Essay
A rough draft of an essay about how high school students' jobs affect their school performance. For some unknown reason, Chris drew a star at the beginning of each line. An editor (transcribed below in bold; possibly a peer or the teacher) has struck out and corrected some parts of the draft, and ironically made several errors of their own in doing so.
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S.O.L. Test
Chris suggests in this Standards of Learning (SOL) essay that his high school's "seinor" class fund the construction of an indoor swimming pool in the gym as their class gift, demonstrating that he has no concept of how much that would cost. He alludes to gym teachers having "wet-wild" times with the students in the prospective pool; it's unclear whether this is an attempt at innuendo or that Chris genuinely didn't realize how creepy it came across.
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Spanish
This work is dated 7/12/98, most likely referring to 7 December 1998 using the Spanish date format. Chris used pop culture figures (Pokémon, Sonic, The Powerpuff Girls) to illustrate vocabulary words. Chris's class seem to have watch Spanish dubs of The Powerpuff Girls in class[2], so for once he isn't randomly shoving in fictional characters. His Pokémon are revealing: he describes Christian the Charmeleon as muy delgado ("very thin"), Ricardo the Raichu as muy divertido ("very funny"), Cole the Beedrill as muy feo ("very ugly"), and later refers to Ricardo as a bombero ("firefighter").
Chemistry
Mock Job Interview
Safety Worksheets
History
Map showing strategic movements during the Korean War, including those of "Dong Mc Arthur".