Difference between revisions of "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu"
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[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]] is [[Sonichu| Sonichu's]] poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make | [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]] is [[Sonichu| Sonichu's]] poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to '''evar''' rhyme. | ||
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Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I, | Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I, | ||
You dance in a field with such grace and style. | You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh… | ||
I will run great distances for thee, | I will run great distances for thee, | ||
Revision as of 13:07, 31 August 2009
KISSING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
The Sauce
Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu is Sonichu's poem to Rosechu. Briefly quoted in Episode 2, with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of Sonichu's News Dash. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to evar rhyme.
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Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,
though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.
You shock me with your electrifying radiance,
If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance.
Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,
You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh…
I will run great distances for thee,
for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.
Rosey, as often as birds tweet,
will you be my lovely heartsweet?