THAT IS MY HOUSE

THAT IS MY HOUSE is a video uploaded 27 August 2009 in which Chris demands footage of his house be removed from the Internet, by throwing a childish tantrum. Chris took down the video, not too long afterwards, only for it be re-uploaded by troll archivists. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring Chris's father was acquired by Vivian Gee and leaked onto YouTube.

Description

I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET! I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter. Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009

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[Chris races into frame, VERY angry and upset]

This doesn't even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, [dramatic glasses removal] BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet, [Chris suddenly begins to scream in a fit of childish rage] MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT! I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF! THE! INTERNET! I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!

[There is a noticeable jumpcut, as a result of a removed scene in which Bob Chandler enters and talks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when Bob walked in. See the Uncut version below]

..so, yeah, please, get everything off the internet...

NowNOWNOWNOWNOW NOWWWWWW!

[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticably shakes]

[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]

Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else.

Uncut

“	Shut that goddamn thing off!	”
Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that goddamn Internet

An uncut version was posted by Vivian Gee on 29 August 2009, where Bob Chandler walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second, and hopefully not the last time we see, or hear, Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris.

We also learn the real reason why Chris' parents are concerned about the tour videos. The fear that the Health Department of Greene County will discover the squalor of the Chandler Household and condemn it.

Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to an inflatable person, made of plastic).

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[At 0:28, Bob opens the door and walks in]

Chris: ..THAT-- GET IT OFF THE INNERNET...

Bob: Listen-to-me! [muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"] Listen to me.

Chris: Yes...

Bob: Listen to ME.

Chris: Yes.

Bob: Shut that goddamn thing off! I don't care what you do. [pointing at PS3/PSEye] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

Chris: I'm working on it. [slaps hands to his side]

Bob: Go work on it! [points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]

Chris: I am working--

Bob: Do you realize? Do. you. realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it.

Chris: [sighs] I see.

Bob: You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.

Chris: I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi--uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

Bob: Nooo...

Chris: Its--It's, ahh, out of my control [flails arms]

Bob: Oh, you get 'em off.

Chris: It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!

Bob: Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

Chris: I'm working on it!

Bob: Go do it!

Chris: I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

Bob: GGet in here and do it!

Chris: I--[sputters]

Bob: [walks out of the room] I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

Chris: I'll working on it!

Bob: [from outside] Git in there and staart!

Chris: III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'

Bob: [interrupting] Listennn,

Chris: --about our house!

Bob: I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did... was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! [Bob exits the room again]

Chris: Aw'right... lemme just...

Bob: Get that stuff OFFA THERE...

Chris: I'M WOORK--

Bob: ...and get it offa there fast!

Chris: I'm WORKIN' on it! I'M WORKIN' ON IT! [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]

[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]

See also

• Bob Walks In
• Take that Page DOWN NOW!
• Tour of Chris's House