Pokémon

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Pokémon is one of Nintendo's greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomena that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar franchise encompassing video games, card games, toys, an anime series, and much, much more.

Yet it only took one autistic manchild to forever ruin it for an entire generation.

Chris-Chan in the Pokémon world

Chris, according to the Sonichu article in Cwcipedia, see himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have all 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his Pokémon Diamond game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his autistic imagination. However, given the fact he owns every Pokémon game and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true.Who knows? Maybe he is a pokemon god.

As the leader of the Cwcville Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:

  • Sonichu
  • Inuyasha, a Blaziken
  • Greg, a Swampert
  • Christina, a Sceptile
  • Vanessa, a Gardevoir
  • Bagoner, a Salamence

Pokémon appearing in Sonichu comics

Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.


Theoretically all of the Sonichus and Rosechus are Pokemon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as "human" in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys they only speak their name (traditional of Pokemon), and they hatch from eggs and "evolve" into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. For one, none of them have ever been put into a Pokeball. The closest they get is a bizarre inversion when Wild Sonichu puts two of the Sonichu Balls (which look like Pokeballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species' Pokemon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have.

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